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Samuringa posted:I like how Randa missed the Schadenfreude thread up there but no one pointed it out Son of a bitch. Thanks for pointing it out.  My bad
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Goober Peas posted:It's worse than that he's dead Jim It's life, Jim, but not as we know it
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There's a lot of fun stories that came from China's wealth laws changing. Hennessy had to open up a new factory to keep up with rich Chinese stockpiling booze instead of trying to hide money from the government.
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rodbeard posted:There's a lot of fun stories that came from China's wealth laws changing. Hennessy had to open up a new factory to keep up with rich Chinese stockpiling booze instead of trying to hide money from the government. When the police come to inspect your house, you get them all drunk instead?
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Ghost Leviathan posted:When the police come to inspect your house, you get them all drunk instead? one weird trick
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Florida mayor arrested for practicing medicine without a license, shooting at police
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chitoryu12 posted:Florida mayor arrested for practicing medicine without a license, shooting at police Florida Man has levelled up, huh
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chitoryu12 posted:Florida mayor arrested for practicing medicine without a license, shooting at police We didn’t listen to the plight of the Floridian, so they elected Florida Man to office. WHY DIDN’T WE LEARN IN 2016!?
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Blue Moonlight posted:We didn’t listen to the plight of the Floridian, so they elected Florida Man to office. WHY DIDN’T WE LEARN IN 2016!? After a successful human testing in Canada, Florida knew it was time for Florida Man to get political. Pictured: Patient 0.x 
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Randaconda posted:http://www.metalsucks.net/2019/02/21/super-duper-serious-black-metal-band-teratism-refuses-to-play-with-joke-band-neckbeard-deathcamp/ The funny part is both bands sound basically identical because just about all black metal sounds practically the same. The only difference is that one tells you his lyrics are about being TRUE KVLT and the other tells you his lyrics are about how Nazis can gently caress off. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2M9DvWcshk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB2pstzxnYs
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Neckbeard Deathcamp is a great name for a woke metal band.
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chitoryu12 posted:The funny part is both bands sound basically identical because just about all black metal sounds practically the same. The only difference is that one tells you his lyrics are about being TRUE KVLT and the other tells you his lyrics are about how Nazis can gently caress off. what's kvlt
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Randaconda posted:what's kvlt https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kvlt quote:Epitomising the musical ideals of sub-underground black metal - the kind of stuff that comes out in limited editions of 300 through vinyl-only labels based in a cave in Belarus. The exact requirements of kvltness vary depending on who you talk to, but usually involve icy, impenetrable production, black-and-white cover art, and concepts drawn from black magic, pagan myths or out-and-out nihilism.
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The Neckbeard Deathcamp song titles are loving hilarious. I'm trying to decide which is the best: Please Respond (I Showed You My P***$) or XXXL Obertsturmfuher Leather Duster
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Proteus Jones posted:The Neckbeard Deathcamp song titles are loving hilarious. There's something about Cucked (Intro) that just slays me
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True kvlt black metal is about being anti establishment clowns which means with the sudden influx of mainstream Nazis, Neckbeard Deathcamp is more kvlt.
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Randaconda posted:http://www.metalsucks.net/2019/02/21/super-duper-serious-black-metal-band-teratism-refuses-to-play-with-joke-band-neckbeard-deathcamp/ I have absolutely no use whatsoever for black metal but I can respect a band that has a clear idea of what it wants to be and is willing to make sacrifices to be it, even if I think the whole thing is a bit silly. ...is what i was thinking until I got to the part about "Antifa trolls." Kind of gives away what they're really upset about.
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AKA Pseudonym posted:I have absolutely no use whatsoever for black metal but I can respect a band that has a clear idea of what it wants to be and is willing to make sacrifices to be it, even if I think the whole thing is a bit silly. I was gone by the time he talked about putting on ritual gear and showing evil to the audience. Sections of that read like an Onion parody,
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chitoryu12 posted:Florida mayor arrested for practicing medicine without a license, shooting at police quote:PORT RICHEY, Fla. — The mayor of Port Richey was arrested after law enforcement officers say he shot at Pasco County deputies.
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Upon arrival, the cop was overheard to say to the burglar: “Hans, bubby, I’m your white knight”
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lmao the tortoise was always capable of getting out it just didn't feel like it until it got lettuce. That dog is pissed
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Samuringa posted:You don't try to rob someone named Gwendolyn, there's no way it will turn out well   yes I know it’s spelt differently
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I was always told not to eat yellow snow but green is a colour I was not prepared for
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Intoluene posted:I was always told not to eat yellow snow but green is a colour I was not prepared for Don't go where the Russkies go, and don't you eat Chernobyl snow.
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quote:chrome factory The nastiest oxides of chrome are red, but anything that’s present in the quantity necessary to dye a town’s snow is probably not good.
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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:Don't go where the Russkies go, and don't you eat Chernobyl snow. nice
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