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BigDave posted:It's always some freaky sex thing. Orgies, cuckholding, pseudo-rape, Ambien sex, something. Wasn't there someone who like to put his wife into a diabetic coma before he hosed her, so she couldn't move? That last one sounds like a plot from a law and order episode.
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citybeatnik posted:That last one sounds like a plot from a law and order episode. I might be misremembering it from a old law and order episode. Starfishing is still a thing though.
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citybeatnik posted:That last one sounds like a plot from a law and order episode. That diabetic coma thing is definitely a Law and Order episode.
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BigDave posted:I might be misremembering it from a old law and order episode. I don't know what this is and I'm not sure I want to go looking for an answer.
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Milo and POTUS posted:I don't know what this is and I'm not sure I want to go looking for an answer. It's phone sex, but you only respond by shouting "NO! THIS IS PATRICK!"
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Feb 24, 2019 05:46
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"Is mayonnaise a sexual act?" No Patrick, mayonnaise is not a sexual act
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Didn't have this in the 2019 pool either. https://twitter.com/gregorykorte/status/1099550273851269120 https://twitter.com/chrisgeidner/status/1099552872566571008
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https://twitter.com/Complex/status/...ingawful.com%2F Oh wait you mean CPD is untrustworthy? 
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Didn't they find the magazines he cut the letters from in his apartment?
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BigDave posted:It's always some freaky sex thing. Orgies, cuckholding, pseudo-rape, Ambien sex, something. Wasn't there someone who like to put his wife into a diabetic coma before he hosed her, so she couldn't move? Your thinking of an episode of Law & Order I think.
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Well I guess the constitution does not specifically outline someone as ineligible to run from inside prison so sure, let's go for it.
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Professor Bling posted:https://twitter.com/Complex/status/...ingawful.com%2F Overall your point is right, but I think you just read the headline and not the article.
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Nick Soapdish posted:Getting real Circuit City vibes You’re about to get sold a flat projection TV and DVD/VCR combo.
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Richard Bong posted:You’re about to get sold a flat projection TV and DVD/VCR combo. and $450 worth of monster cables...so like 2 of them
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Reign Of Pain posted:and $450 worth of monster cables...so like 2 of them “It’s totally worth the money man! Look how clearly you can see Mathew Broderick run from Godzilla!”
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There was a tweet last week that was something like "Ah, if it isn't candidate Buttigieg, with a gig for a butt and a butt for a gig" and it made me laugh because I'm 12. Mayor Pete supposedly has a pretty good platform. I haven't paid much attention to it yet because this isn't even the real primary season - when we're three months from Iowa then I'll start giving a poo poo.
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Vasudus posted:There was a tweet last week that was something like "Ah, if it isn't candidate Buttigieg, with a gig for a butt and a butt for a gig" and it made me laugh because I'm 12. It's incredibly good. Him and Warren are the only two seriously talking about getting rid of the filibuster in order to make poo poo happens. To my knowledge, he's the only one talking about packing the courts as well.
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Handsome Ralph posted:It's incredibly good. Him and Warren are the only two seriously talking about getting rid of the filibuster in order to make poo poo happens. To my knowledge, he's the only one talking about packing the courts as well. Warren is flirting with it in interviews. Vasudus posted:Oh and isn't this the first general cycle with the new DNC superdelegate rules? The ones that people inside the DNC were absolutely melting down over because they couldn't play tinpot power broker anymore? The new rules say that superdelegate votes come in when no one candidate gets >50%, which can definitely happen.
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is the part about who led the prosecution of noriega because that's a pretty good one
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i didnt know buttgig was both an afghanistan vet and gay so hes cool in my book
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:Is Marco Rubio making comparisons to trump because if so just No, he wants Maduro dead.
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WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:Is Marco Rubio making comparisons to trump because if so just He's trying to threaten Maduro over Twitter, because that's the exciting reality we live in.
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