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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > 2019 Academy Awards: Because the Razzies Already Have a Thread
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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 lol "Animated movies are just for kids y'all"

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Anonymous John
Mar 8, 2002

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

did anyone thank bryan singer yet

LMAO at Bryan Singer's main collaborator from the past 20 years winning an Oscar and not even mentioning him.

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Ace Jameson
Feb 10, 2006
 REG robbed, McCarthy won’t win, maybe (hopefully) it gets adapted screenplay

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

The_Doctor posted:

Come onnnn Spider-Verse
God damned straight

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Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

Teddybear posted:

The funniest thing would be if Ali goes "and click over to the True Detective finale on HBO right now, it's just starting" at the end.

He didn't mention the Purcell case once!

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The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."
 YESSSSSSSSS

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Why'd they bother opening the envelope when they could have just said,"Into the Spider-Verse"? :confused:

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Hell yeah Spider-Verse

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.


 The Editing win may be the Academy sticking a middle finger since John Ottman apparently played a huge role in finishing the movie after Bryan Singer was fired but lol, the editing as seen in that tweet is abysmal

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asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Fuuuuuuuuck yes Oscar winners Phil Lord and Chris Miller

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Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Everyone all “what about REG” but I’m all like “what about RPO”

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resurgam40
Jul 22, 2007

Battler, the literal stupidest man on earth. Why are you even here, Battler, why did you come back to this place so you could fuck literally everything up?
Oh good, Spidermans won, as it should have. Some is right with the world.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 This is the most deserved award so far

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Best animated film of the year by a god damned mile

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trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
Still lol at Disney firing them off Solo

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 this should have won best picture

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Homeybeef
May 23, 2008
 Remember when Lord and Miller were fired from the Han Solo movie?

Good times

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 Cutting someone off? Not cool!

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 They cut that last poor bastard off :lol:

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

DC Murderverse posted:

man that museum sounds kinda cool, but it's incredibly surprising that something like that doesn't already exist.

Universal Studios exists.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 they cut the mic pretty fast there, good thing they let those people earlier just awkwardly stare at the camera for a solid minute each

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asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

DC Murderverse posted:

this should have won best picture

Not an emptyquote

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
SUCK IT DISNEY!

*does DX crotch chop*

Academy Award winning Lord and Miller Into the Spider-verse to you!

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Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
I was so loving anxious that the Academy were gonna gently caress that one up

I am SO happy

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


 Kacey Musgraves looking a bit Trump-like orange

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
What the hell is this lady wearing

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The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

DC Murderverse posted:

this should have won best picture

Honestly, it should have. Remove the Animated Feature ghetto you cowards!

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pattywacker
Nov 8, 2005
 hell yea spider-verse, rip stan lee

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oneforthevine
Sep 25, 2015


 HELL YEAH COWBOY SONG

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 hell yeah buster scruggs

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

DC Murderverse posted:

this should have won best picture

If they had guts they'd put animated feature back into consideration for best picture. Animation as a medium can be just as powerful and meaningful.

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

asecondduck posted:

I know you're joking but his acting in his final scene was fantastic, it takes a lot to give a performance with your face that's totally different from your body

It's not best supporting worthy but it's still some drat good acting.

I just couldn't get past how much they made him look like Blade

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

surf rock posted:

What the hell is this lady wearing
Cowpoke dress

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Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
No cowboy using the Mary Poppins harness in reverse. 7/10 performance

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

The_Doctor posted:

Honestly, it should have. Remove the Animated Feature ghetto you cowards!

did you not hear the introduction from Pharell and Michelle? The Academy clearly think it's the "Just For Kids" section.

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Jerusalem posted:

Why'd they bother opening the envelope when they could have just said,"Into the Spider-Verse"? :confused:

Actually stunned they broke the Disney Streak

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


 Ugh Google we already saw this Scream clip ad

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Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
Spurs For Wings performance was completely wrong tonally which kind of made it funnier

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Escobarbarian posted:

Spurs For Wings performance was completely wrong tonally which kind of made it funnier

def worked much better in the context of the movie

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 speaking of joke introductions

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