Kennel posted:

ekuNNN posted:

Oh god there's a terrible waifu version and it makes monstrosities
http://www.thiswaifudoesnotexist.net/

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I like my relationships like I like my source, open
I like my coffee like I like my war, cold
I like my boys like I like my sectors, bad

http://www.aclweb.org/anthology/P13-2041

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What do you get when you cross bedroom furniture with an error?
A Bed Bug

What do you get when you cross a season with a cruciferous vegetable?
A Spring Cabbage

What do you get when you get when you cross a strong wind and an appliance?
A blow dryer

What do you get when you are restricted for appearing for some event and visual communication?
A bar graph

What do you get when you cross alloy and an act of throwing a ball?
A steel bowl

What is reservation in advance with protective covering called?
Book cover

What do you get when you cross a person with lighter complexion and commerce trade?
Fair trade

https://www.ijcaonline.org/research/volume140/number10/shah-2016-ijca-909467.pdf

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(1) How is a nice girl like a sugary bird? Each is a sweet chick.
(2) What is the difference between leaves and a car? One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
(3) What is the difference between a pretty glove and a silent cat? One is a cute mitten, the other is a mute kitten.
(4) What do you call a naked bruin? A grizzly bare.
(5) What do you call a strange market? A bizarre bazaar.

https://www.inf.ed.ac.uk/publications/online/0158.pdf

frankenfreak posted:

Those in the last quote aren't bad.

Krankenstyle posted:

Yeah the're surprisingly coherent and actually pretty "clever".

I think most of them could probably be workshopped and make some good or at least better jokes. Clearly a computer still doesn't understand delivery and such, so it just puts the ingredients into a formula, without any thought to timing or wording.

zedprime posted:

We've automated dad jokes. It's not like we even had a shortage.

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

flocks of jobless dads, listless and idle, gathering in parking garages and hardware stores, mustaches twitching, mouths half-crusted with foam and puns

Ravendas posted:

I used to write D&D mad-libsy apps to help in the creation of my sandbox game.

Some sort of SCP poo poo I dunno posted:

One night, I was at a local bar when a large truck stopped on the road which lead to the Ocean Club. I was at the bar when the police arrived on the scene. They were a group of officers from the Port Police Department who were there to assist with the search of the car. I had to be with them for a few minutes on the scene to help them locate the car.

They asked me where the car was parked. I told them that it was parked in a lot next to the Ocean Club. They asked where the car was located. I told them that the car was found in the parking lot next to Ocean Club. They asked me what the car was doing there. I told them that it was parked in the lot next to the Ocean Club. They asked me what was in the car. I told them that there was a shopping bag in the boot of the car. They told me to look inside the boot. When I opened the boot, I was shocked to see human blood. I was very shocked and I did not ask them any further questions.

I was given a copy of the police report in which the police stated that the blood was human blood. The report also stated that the blood was found in the boot of the car. I was extremely shocked by this report. I was able to confirm that the blood was human blood. I believe this blood was from my son.

I have no doubt that the blood was from my son. I believe that there is a very good chance that it was from my son. I have no doubt that the blood was from my son. I have no doubt that the blood was from my son.

* * *

I interviewed my son, who told me the following:

"On the night of the murders, I was driving home from work. I was asleep in the back seat of the car. I was driving north to the Ocean Club when I saw blood on the road. I slowed down and stopped the car. I walked to the side of the road, switched on the emergency lights and called 911. I was on the phone with 911 for about 45 minutes until the police arrived on the scene. I was able to identify the blood which was my son's blood.

I am positive that my son was murdered. I am positive that he was murdered. I am positive that he was murdered."

* * *

I asked my son about the blood on the road. He told me that it was blood. This was his version of events. It is my belief that he was trying to account for the blood on the road. This is why he was calling 911. At the time of the phone call, he was not aware that there was a police investigation.

* * *

In February of 2008, my son responded to a request for an interview. My son was a qualified fireman and he had been trained on how to handle a fire. He had been trained on how to resuscitate someone who had died in a fire. He had been trained on how to extract the victim's organs. He had been trained on how to extract the victim's organs. He had been trained on how to extract the victim's organs.

He had been trained on how to extract the victim's organs. He had been trained on how to extract the victim's organs. He had been trained on how to extract the victim's organs. He had been trained on how to extract the victim's organs.

He had been trained on how to extract the victim's organs. He had been trained on how to extract the victim's organs

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Kroot: a species of reptilian alien soldiers, with a penchant for eating a particular type of cheese!

The Kroot are a faction of aliens from Warhammer 40k that were introduced in the latest codex, White Dwarf #15. They've come from the distant star-plexes of Kroot, which are a major source of the Imperium's food. They are particularly adept at cheese-eating.

History [ edit ]

White Dwarf article: Kroot [1]

The Imperial Guard are already in love with Kroot cheese. We all want to taste the delicious, sweet, and savoury tang of Kroot cheese! This may seem like nothing more than a passing fancy, but the Kroot have a more nefarious plan in mind! The Kroot are in the grip of a conspiracy to enslave humanity, and they'll use their cheese-eating skills in order to corrupt them, turning them into mindless Kroot slaves. This plan is, of course, all part of their plan!

Kroot and the Emperor [ edit ]

The Kroot were originally from Kroot, a star system located in the Eye of Terror as well as the largest one of its kind. The Imperium originally feared Kroot were a threat, as they are well known for eating flesh and have a predilection for cheese-eating. But this had been taken to an insane level after the Kroot discovered cheese-eating was a potent mind-control tactic. The Kroot quickly took advantage of this, and as the Imperium could no longer be sure of the food supplies of humans, they adopted the Kroot as an alien species. The Imperium hoped that if the Kroot adopted humans like a new form of domesticated pigs, they would adopt a similar mindset, and become loyal servants of the Imperium. The Kroot were granted to the Imperium as war beasts, and given new lives that were better than life as common Kroot.

This plan failed. With a single act of arrogance, the Kroot killed off the Emperor of Mankind and began using their skills as mind controlled slaves to enslave the rest of the galaxy. A new species of Kroot was born. This time, they ate cheese. These Kroot came to be feared throughout the galaxy as the "Witchhunters" or simply "Kroot" for short.

The Kroot Wars, the Imperium's first foray into fighting off a non-human race, has been raging in the Eye for a decade. The Imperium has sent out vast fleets of ships, some containing the Imperial Guard, against the Kroot in attempts to conquer the Kroot homeworlds of Kroot, Kroot, Kroot. But the Kroot have proven more than a match for the Imperial Navy and their superior technology.

Dareon posted:

*around a mouthful of Stilton* I am Kroot

_{^{Am I making GBS threads up this thread? I love this poo poo and want to make my enjoyment known, but I feel like my posts have been exceedingly low-content memery.}}

Tunicate posted:

The stuff in the openAI dump is great and also very bad.

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

Where the hell is this OpenAI stuff from? I wanna read more bonkers AI gibberish.

Dareon posted:

*around a mouthful of Stilton* I am Kroot

_{^{Am I making GBS threads up this thread? I love this poo poo and want to make my enjoyment known, but I feel like my posts have been exceedingly low-content memery.}}

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This plan failed. With a single act of arrogance, the Kroot killed off the Emperor of Mankind and began using their skills as mind controlled slaves to enslave the rest of the galaxy. A new species of Kroot was born. This time, they ate cheese.

SerialKilldeer posted:

Another one with creepy repetition:
https://twitter.com/kikko_fr/status/1098151058885562369

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

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As a kid I never knew of the "T" in the word Tramp, but as someone who came of age in the '50s, I'm glad I did. It's a word that tells us that, at the very least, the Tramp was a man who didn't shy away from hard work and risk.

The word can come from two different sources. First, in the words of Merriam-Webster, the name is derived from "Transylvania," a region in southern Romania. The town is named after the nobleman who settled there, so perhaps the Tramp was a man who came from Transylvania, or who had spent time there (or was related to those who had).

More likely the origin is the word Trombe, meaning "a man or boy who has worked, traveled through or lived in some frontier district" or a boy who was a "tramp or runaway."

There is, then, a strong connection to Transylvania. A common theme in T-roll story are the poor, wandering T-rolls who traveled to and lived in the wilds of Transylvania. The Tramp fits well with these motifs, and as the stories developed he came to be known as a hero that crossed borders both on foot and by horse.

What makes the Tramp so iconic, though, is also what makes him so misunderstood. In the first place, there is no connection between the Tramp and "Trombe." Trombe was a man who "trafficked" for money, not for anything else, not even for pleasure. He was more like a traveling salesman. He went from village to village. You could call him a trader who traveled for gold. In fact, one of his most famous poems is about buying and selling gold. Here's a little excerpt, though, from one of his poems called "The Golden Goose":

I had just come back from Transylvania,

Where I'd bought gold for twenty pieces,

Two pieces from each peasant I sold

But now for gold I come to find

Four pieces to me.

Tobacco pipes and bags of grain

And gold in the pockets are not the Tramp's

Reason for being.

The Tramp may be a traveler, and his journey is in part a quest for his own personal gain, but he still has a heart of gold and a sense of honor, despite the dangers he faces. In his stories, he travels throughout Europe and even the Middle East, and he doesn't care what his destination is -- he just wants to get back on his feet. He's a man who doesn't try to live a luxurious life, and who isn't ashamed to be poor (though it's not clear as to what his income was as a kid).

In fact, the Tramp may be a bit less wealthy than he appears, and he may not have had the greatest means of transportation in his youth. The author of "The Golden Goose" tells us that he got the idea for the poem from a story told by a traveling salesman. The salesman had gotten lost in a forest, and was afraid, when he realized he couldn't find his way back into town, that he would never be seen again. He would be a lost man, and he would die a lonely death. When asked where he would die, the salesman replied that he wouldn't die; he would just give up. (His words, not mine.)

There's more to the story, of course. What the salesman didn't tell the traveler was that he had made it to the small town of Bracken, near Bristol, during the last days of the Roman Empire, where he lived and worked in a tavern, and later, lived in a manor there. And, while the shopkeeping skills he learned in his travels are evident in his work, he couldn't have been poor for long; he had a wife and a farm and a stable. The Tramp may not have had the money, but he's not a "tramp" as such. He doesn't try to live a luxurious life: he just doesn't live so lavishly that he can't keep up with the cost of buying all the food he eats and all the money he travels with—and with his daughter and son.

By most accounts, he was about twenty-four when he left home and went off on his travels—though we all know that was before the invention of cars and the telegraph and the telephone with which to relay messages across the world. He might have even died during his travels. His daughter eventually remarried, and it is rumored that her new husband, who lived in the area as a soldier during the war, might be the one to discover and bury his father in Transylvania.

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I have heard there are a few people who have heard stories about the "Wisdom of the Ancients" or "The Wisdom of The Ancients" for short. People know of the ancient wisdom and their connection to the gods, but no one really knows what they are. Some are saying this is a story told by God, and others have said it is a way of life for humans. You've got to see this movie and find out what your fellow world citizens believe about the ancient masters.

WARNING TO SPOILERS - This movie is full of deep, dark and powerful messages. Please do not watch this movie if you are not mentally ready for these subjects. If you are willing to take the time to see this movie with eyes open, then this experience is very worthwhile.

The film presents an ancient Greek myth told through the eyes of a 12-year-old boy. He is placed into the world of a normal kid, as a result of the "Wisdom of the Ancients," a secret society and philosophy created in the ancient Greece by the legendary philosopher Plato. Plato's message to the citizens of the world is that there is a way to get out of reality and live a life beyond mortal life.

In one instance, the boy's mother is visited by an old, elderly man, and tells him he must learn about Plato's philosophy. Her grandson then sees a statue depicting Plato. In that vision, the boy's mother says the figure is Plato, and the man tells him if he lives a life of philosophy that he will live a very long life.

On a quest for wisdom, the boy meets Socrates, who is a representative of this ancient school. Socrates guides him to some of the philosophies of the time and teaches the boy the meaning of life. The boy is taken aback by the philosophy, and he begins to change.

He begins to think about the world around him, and why he is in it. Plato sees in him the potential for enlightenment, and asks him to read his book. As the boy reads, he begins to develop a love for truth which would become a key theme throughout the film.

The movie ends with a final scene of the boy reading his book and looking out to see a beautiful day. He then looks up and we see him in a cloud of dust. It's then that we realize the story is not over. This film is full of messages to live in truth and honor each other. This is the most important life lesson the film presents. It has also received the most critical acclaim from film critics.

So if anything the movie does it teaches you to always check your intentions at the door. No one is safe from what is in the shadows. Do the right things and you will always be rewarded.

The Wisdom of the Ancients is a unique movie. It is a movie you cannot forget. It is a movie you must view with fresh eyes. There are too many points of view and ways of thinking and experiencing this story to describe.

The film is beautifully directed and it shows the truth that we have lost since WWII to those who seek it. Even though we have had 50 years to educate ourselves on what the world has gone to, we have lost the ability to know the truth.

It teaches you to live a life of truth and honor that leads to your own ultimate bliss. There is no such thing as a free lunch as you will not be able to have it forever. The movie does not take credit for its ideas or its themes, which I consider it to be one of the best things ever made. It merely offers a powerful message and a story to live by.

The movie is one of the most beautiful pieces I have watched and to be quite honest it is one of the most powerful movies of all time. It is a movie that will change your life, but not for the better.

Tunicate posted:

Hope I'm not spamming the thread too much with this GPT-2 stuff

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In fact, the Tramp may be a bit less wealthy than he appears

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“Wisdom of the Ancients” or “The Wisdom of The Ancients” for short.

Tunicate posted:

Here's a little vignette about the Tramp, a folkloric hero