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The armies of westeros, essos, and the ice dudes battle it out and die just in time for Asshai to sail around the other side of the world and team up with North Americos to rule everything. A giant will step on exactly one more person but it will be really sad because he stepped on his friend.
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I hope they rebuild the wall with Legos and then a giant steps on a Lego and is all "OOF OUCH MY FOOT!?!" while hopping around on one leg.
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Feb 25, 2019 18:16
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Poor Arya was super cute as a child and then her immune system just gave up from the pressure of being in a #1 show, and she stopped growing Bran legit turned into john oliver
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Feb 25, 2019 19:06
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That's just what the UK does to people
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Feb 25, 2019 19:08
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:A giant will step on exactly one more person but it will be really sad because he stepped on his friend. 
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Feb 25, 2019 19:24
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Stannis should return as fire sword guy. AND STEP ON SOME PEOPLE!
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DoctorGonzo posted:Stannis should return as fire sword guy. AND STEP ON SOME PEOPLE! *Shrilly borderline girlish BAN HIM
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Feb 25, 2019 20:52
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i hope they get together and make soft ball teams and do a big soft ball tournament and use that to determine the winner of the game of thrones instead of a violent war and then the king or queen is nice 2 everyone
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Feb 25, 2019 21:09
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Man that whole extra year of filming really took the steam outta the show Show has sucked for a while but waiting 2 years to film 7 episodes of ur conlcusion of ur show was dumb asf The ideal ending is the one where the white walkers kill everyone and that's the end of the show. Could be a metafor for climate change but no we're gonna get some stupid sappy wrap up hero poo poo maker fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Feb 25, 2019 |
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Feb 25, 2019 21:14
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maker posted:Man that whole extra year of filming really took the steam outta the show Especially waiting til april to air it. Show conclusion famously set in winter, better air it in the spring.
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Feb 25, 2019 21:17
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I'm actually glad it took them this long to air the last season. Until recently I was pissed that they ruined such a good thing and let quality drop so bad. Now I'm over it and just ready to laugh at whatever flailing they do. The producers got real high on their own farts and came to believe they could do no wrong (taking credit for the success that really came from the books' content) but now they have to deliver an ending that ties it all up and it's going to be funny to watch them realize that they aren't cut out for it. GRRM himself couldn't even do it. So yeah I'm finally ready to just clown on this show. Cancelling my plans to not watch it
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Feb 25, 2019 21:23
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ive made a lot of lovely choices in life but at least I was never mad about game of thrones, not even for a little while
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Feb 25, 2019 21:27
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maker posted:Man that whole extra year of filming really took the steam outta the show It's also gonna mean Bran will look like he's in his 40's.
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big nipples big life posted:It's also gonna mean Bran will look like he's in his 40's. Meanwhile Little Sam(TM) will still be like 2 years old.
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Feb 25, 2019 21:39
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Especially waiting til april to air it. Show conclusion famously set in winter, better air it in the spring. I'm predicting we get one of those series-ending episodes where it's a tale being told 100s of years after the fact, c.f. babylon 5, the scott bacula star trek show
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Feb 25, 2019 22:13
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I hope everyone turns into ice zombies except for maybe hot pie
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Feb 25, 2019 22:41
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The battle is fought between everyone somewhere near the middle of westeros. They pull the bait and switch like in season 2 or 3 when tyrion got knocked out so we don't actually see the fight. Jon snow is the only main character to survive. His friends? Dead. Daenerys, his lover? Dead. The lannisters? Dead. His family? Dead. He assembles his ragtag leftover troops and marches to king's landing to claim his throne, but it was sacked and is in ruins. He assembles what's left of the citizenry there and marches north to whatever the stark castle is called with famine and disease killing many. With only a meager population, most having been wiped out by the zombies and famine, he settles in. Summer came after the battle, but lasted only a month. His people are starving, westeros has been completely destroyed by the war. The final scene is of him looking out the window that the kid got kicked out of in episode 1. The camera pans across the fields around the castle and a thump is heard. Cut to credits.
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Feb 25, 2019 22:43
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the thump is the start of "Rock and Roll" by gary glitter which begins to play as credits roll
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sugar free jazz posted:the thump is the start of "Rock and Roll" by gary glitter which begins to play as credits roll I was thinking iron man, but that's way better.
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sugar free jazz posted:i hope they get together and make soft ball teams and do a big soft ball tournament and use that to determine the winner of the game of thrones instead of a violent war and then the king or queen is nice 2 everyone This but it’s a re-enactment of the World War game from Infinite Jest
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ilmucche posted:The battle is fought between everyone somewhere near the middle of westeros. They pull the bait and switch like in season 2 or 3 when tyrion got knocked out so we don't actually see the fight. Jon snow is the only main character to survive. His friends? Dead. Daenerys, his lover? Dead. The lannisters? Dead. His family? Dead. He assembles his ragtag leftover troops and marches to king's landing to claim his throne, but it was sacked and is in ruins. He assembles what's left of the citizenry there and marches north to whatever the stark castle is called with famine and disease killing many. With only a meager population, most having been wiped out by the zombies and famine, he settles in. Summer came after the battle, but lasted only a month. His people are starving, westeros has been completely destroyed by the war. The final scene is of him looking out the window that the kid got kicked out of in episode 1. The camera pans across the fields around the castle and a thump is heard. Uh actually...we need Daenerys and John to ride dragons and save everyone...and have ebic boat sex. Fire...and Ice 
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Show is gonna end w/ Daeny and Jon singing, like Gaga and Cooper. It is a song of ice and farter, afterall.
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Feb 25, 2019 23:30
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Is Dany immune to wildfire? Because I assume so, right?
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Is Dany immune to wildfire? Because I assume so, right? Her dad thought he was but we never got to find out. Stupid capitalist Jaime Lannister got in the way of scientific exploration.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Is Dany immune to wildfire? Because I assume so, right? She's immune to good writing, acting classes and the gym.
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:Is Dany immune to wildfire? Because I assume so, right? Aerion Brightflame wasn’t, but he drank it so maybe it’s different.
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Feb 26, 2019 19:38
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I always forget she's got +1 to fire resistance. It's come up like twice ever.
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Feb 26, 2019 20:02
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I wonder what happens when Jon snows ice cum meets danys spicy vagina
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Especially waiting til april to air it. Show conclusion famously set in winter, better air it in the spring. Vim Fuego posted:I'm predicting we get one of those series-ending episodes where it's a tale being told 100s of years after the fact, c.f. babylon 5, the scott bacula star trek show It’s gonna be both, Sam is telling the story of the long winter... in the spring, hence the April/May air dates
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George H.W. oval office posted:I wonder what happens when Jon snows ice cum meets danys spicy vagina AUUUUUUUUUGH! Your vagina! Your vagina is red hot! Dany you rat! You weren't using that dragonfire to liberate the Red Keep! You were heating up your vagina to give me the ol' spicy vagina! How could you give your own nephew the spicy vagina Dany!
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Feb 26, 2019 20:29
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Are we done seeing daario then? He didn't go with her to westeros right? I forgot like everything its been so long
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George H.W. oval office posted:I wonder what happens when Jon snows ice cum meets danys spicy vagina It makes a song of ice and fire
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Solice Kirsk posted:AUUUUUUUUUGH! Your vagina! Your vagina is red hot! Dany you rat! You weren't using that dragonfire to liberate the Red Keep! You were heating up your vagina to give me the ol' spicy vagina!
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Solice Kirsk posted:AUUUUUUUUUGH! Your vagina! Your vagina is red hot! Dany you rat! You weren't using that dragonfire to liberate the Red Keep! You were heating up your vagina to give me the ol' spicy vagina! Lol
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Solice Kirsk posted:AUUUUUUUUUGH! Your vagina! Your vagina is red hot! Dany you rat! You weren't using that dragonfire to liberate the Red Keep! You were heating up your vagina to give me the ol' spicy vagina! Once in a blue moon you make funny posts, I’ll admit
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Solice Kirsk posted:AUUUUUUUUUGH! Your vagina! Your vagina is red hot! Dany you rat! You weren't using that dragonfire to liberate the Red Keep! You were heating up your vagina to give me the ol' spicy vagina!
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Feb 26, 2019 22:07
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Solice Kirsk posted:AUUUUUUUUUGH! Your vagina! Your vagina is red hot! Dany you rat! You weren't using that dragonfire to liberate the Red Keep! You were heating up your vagina to give me the ol' spicy vagina!
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Feb 26, 2019 22:34
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Once in a blue moon you make funny posts, I’ll admit Even a broken clock.
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Solice Kirsk posted:AUUUUUUUUUGH! Your vagina! Your vagina is red hot! Dany you rat! You weren't using that dragonfire to liberate the Red Keep! You were heating up your vagina to give me the ol' spicy vagina!
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I hope Danny and Tyrion all get killed in the first episode so those horrible hipsters in that bar in New York all cry live on camera.Solice Kirsk posted:AUUUUUUUUUGH! Your vagina! Your vagina is red hot! Dany you rat! You weren't using that dragonfire to liberate the Red Keep! You were heating up your vagina to give me the ol' spicy vagina! lol
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