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Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn


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bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://i.imgur.com/dlmfBhT.mp4

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004


cursed af

Halser
Aug 24, 2016

bring back old gbs posted:


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so that's how these work

Captain Quack
Feb 18, 2013

Great product display

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

bring back old gbs posted:

https://i.imgur.com/dlmfBhT.mp4

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ssssssssssssssnacks

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/1100209284703371265?s=19

Build the loving statue!

Kak
Sep 27, 2002

bring back old gbs posted:

https://i.imgur.com/dlmfBhT.mp4

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i'd still reach for that twix

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
How many German firefighters does it take to rescue a fat rat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS53TJDn2eI

Apparently, all of them.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

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A lazy Ssssssssssssssusan

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Where I'm from we call that a lazy Satan.

Buller
Nov 6, 2010
Big lol at chicken crossing the road twitter thing

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
im just sayin if i could 69 myself i wouldnt be runnin' around no box :colbert:

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/espn/status/1100402688209108992?s=19

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Oscar Wild posted:

Build the loving statue!

naem
May 29, 2011

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/0y1T0Wm

Someone's making Commander Vimes's armor from Discworld and that is super-blessed.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Screaming Idiot posted:

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/0y1T0Wm

Someone's making Commander Vimes's armor from Discworld and that is super-blessed.

what the gently caress did you say to me?

naem
May 29, 2011

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
cats tongue probably feels much better when you're covered in fur

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Getting eaten by pussy

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Y'all just paying from Reddit fukk

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I mean, yeah?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/1100409993046573057

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS


So what is this exactly. Is Steven Seagal some russian Kim Jong un type nowadays?

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

w00tmonger posted:

So what is this exactly. Is Steven Seagal some russian Kim Jong un type nowadays?

He's basically doing that Kiai stuff now.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

This is about a half step from that old man fluttering his hands in the air while his students throw themselves to the ground and writhe in pretend agony.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

This is about a half step from that old man fluttering his hands in the air while his students throw themselves to the ground and writhe in pretend agony.

That's Kiai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDaCIDvj6I

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


https://twitter.com/BrianLeeWow/status/1100586084239499264?s=19

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Street fights and MMA has shown us that all the old mystical martial arts are garbage or straight up money fraud schemes apart from like, 2 of them

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Karate is legit, Lyoto Machida snap kicked a dude in the face karate kid style and won by KO because of it. :colbert:

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Maybe unblessed if you disagree with mechanizing animals, but this is cool imo:

20 years ago this bird was fitted with a lil solar GPS beacon in Russia


They found him passed away recently and they recovered the body and the tracker in Saudi Arabia. The logs covered 20 years of movement. (spoilered for pic of dead bird, no gore but its been dead for a little while)


his Big Art Attack:


look how far he went over 20 years. Following the banks of bodies of water. Cool bird cool life.

EDIT: Got the story from this imgur gallery, now Im reading the guy's shirt in the first pic says NEW MEXICO so i dont know what the gently caress, maybe its a big fat phony bird story
https://imgur.com/gallery/lE2SLi3

bring back old gbs fucked around with this message at 13:10 on Feb 27, 2019

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016
didnt steven seagal talk smack at a movie shooting to a stuntman who actually knew martial arts, then seagal demanded the stuntman put him in a headlock to prove he will easily escape, but all he did was make weird grunting noises and poo poo himself?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Carth Dookie posted:

Karate is legit, Lyoto Machida snap kicked a dude in the face karate kid style and won by KO because of it. :colbert:

Karate is legit (Lyoto is a total badass), Aikido is a total joke and the Japanese equivalent of Taichi/wingchun/Kiai.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

bring back old gbs posted:

Maybe unblessed if you disagree with mechanizing animals, but this is cool imo:

20 years ago this bird was fitted with a lil solar GPS beacon in Russia


They found him passed away recently and they recovered the body and the tracker in Saudi Arabia. The logs covered 20 years of movement. (spoilered for pic of dead bird, no gore but its been dead for a little while)


his Big Art Attack:


look how far he went over 20 years. Following the banks of bodies of water. Cool bird cool life.

EDIT: Got the story from this imgur gallery, now Im reading the guy's shirt in the first pic says NEW MEXICO so i dont know what the gently caress, maybe its a big fat phony bird story
https://imgur.com/gallery/lE2SLi3

Surprised an eagle would go that far

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Screaming Idiot posted:

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/0y1T0Wm

Someone's making Commander Vimes's armor from Discworld and that is super-blessed.

At least they won't have to break the bank on the footwear.

Cocaine Bear fucked around with this message at 14:11 on Feb 27, 2019

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

End of Shoelace posted:

didnt steven seagal talk smack at a movie shooting to a stuntman who actually knew martial arts, then seagal demanded the stuntman put him in a headlock to prove he will easily escape, but all he did was make weird grunting noises and poo poo himself?

Idk but that sounds cool af. :hmmyes:

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
iirc segal's the type of rear end in a top hat that will purposely overextend a stunt performers joints so they actually hurt themselves

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Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅

End of Shoelace posted:

didnt steven seagal talk smack at a movie shooting to a stuntman who actually knew martial arts, then seagal demanded the stuntman put him in a headlock to prove he will easily escape, but all he did was make weird grunting noises and poo poo himself?
Are you confusing the story of Gene Lebell choking him out?

He was saying he could break any choke hold and Gene Lebell (known for being a gorilla in a man suit) put him in a choke hold Steven smacked him in the balls but Gene just held on and knocked him out. He later threatened to sue Gene if he kept telling people that story.

Edit: actually I don't know if he poo poo himself or not. Just the version of the story I heard didn't have that detail.

Darkhold fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Feb 27, 2019

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