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mutata
Mar 1, 2003

Anne Whateley posted:

It looks like when you turn a faucet handle, vroom noises should come out



Ka-chow

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Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Hot Wheels bathroom

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


This is stupid but kind of charming, at least until I consider touching or bumping into the edge of that steel counter on a regular basis.

Beamster's bathroom... I want to cut the shower out and transplant it into a different room, and then throw the rest into a dumpster. Just amputate that poo poo from the house before it metastasizes.

bEatmstrJ
Jun 30, 2004

Look upon my bathroom joists, ye females, and despair.

Antivehicular posted:

This is stupid but kind of charming, at least until I consider touching or bumping into the edge of that steel counter on a regular basis.

Beamster's bathroom... I want to cut the shower out and transplant it into a different room, and then throw the rest into a dumpster. Just amputate that poo poo from the house before it metastasizes.

Sorry, it's not for sale.

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances

bEatmstrJ posted:

Sorry, it's not for sale.

Please, please, please show us the rest of the house.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Following up from my original questions about the bathroom design, what's the storage situation?

E: my bad, I can see the cabinets now. Was looking on my phone with Twilight enabled. Hurray for storage.

WrenP-Complete fucked around with this message at 08:56 on Feb 27, 2019

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

If I was a Russian oligarch I'd replace the toilet with a gold one and rock the gently caress out of that bachelor pad

Until I get married and my wife replaces everything with white and gold baroque trim

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Show us the toilet.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

bEatmstrJ posted:

Now that you've all forgotten, I guess I can post these.













You know how in creepypasta they'll say something was like "hyperrealistic" or "super detailed" to try to make it sound scary

underage at the vape shop
May 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747

bEatmstrJ posted:

Now that you've all forgotten, I guess I can post these.













Your house is extremely gamer

Melicious
Nov 18, 2005
Ugh, stop licking my hand, you horse's ass!
Ah yes, the Wolfenstein bathroom level

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

bEatmstrJ posted:

Now that you've all forgotten, I guess I can post these.













LMAO it looks like the bathroom in a cheap Korean gently caress hotel. You should have added a see-through toilet stall.

Oh, yeah, and your :biotruths: are as wonky as your design aesthetic.

Sarah
Apr 4, 2005

I'm watching you.
Why scarlet and gray? Are you a giant OSU fan...? That’s all I can see when I look at this color scheme.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

bEatmstrJ posted:

Now that you've all forgotten, I guess I can post these.













Nice work with those Poser sets, but what about the actual room?

Seriously, I think I recognize this level from a JPRG.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Women will love that bathroom as long as they're Vampire the Masquerade LARPers

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Remember when he said this was to attract :females: and to raise the resale value?

Imagine being led through a home by a realtor and then you stumble across this...thing

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Now that I've got the lazy dunks out of my system, serious question: Why is the solution to no rug in front of the bathtub not just "bigger rug"? Or two rugs? Would that really mess up the aesthetic that much? It seems nuts to have this Korean sex vampire bathroom stuffed full of luxury signifiers but you have to drag a rug around when you get in the tub if you don't want to step out onto cold tiles.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

bEatmstrJ posted:

Now that you've all forgotten, I guess I can post these.













New Trails series "Trails of Fake Black Marble" looking good.

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

That is a nice painting though.

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

bEatmstrJ posted:

Now that you've all forgotten, I guess I can post these.


Did you make that in The Sims for the Goth family? I am 100% sure that wallpaper is in The Sims

Seriously, I'm dying here, this is significantly worse than I imagined. That faucet looks like it barely manages to put water into the tub. Does it splash on the edge whenever you start it?? The bright red on that stool and the super flat... window shades? is hideous with the Vampire: the Masquerade blood red and black thing. They kinda hurt my eyes, especially with the sun out. How do you plan on cleaning that nightmare of jagged, uneven corners in the back of the shower? Why in god's name is there a chandelier in a bathroom?

How long do you think before the white rocks change color?

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS
You're a terrible person and continuing to lock in my confirmation bias that seppos are generally bad people with no taste.

So, thanks I guess.

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances
For anyone who doesn't remember, this is the much more :females:-unfriendly "before" picture:

ili
Jul 26, 2003


DumbparameciuM posted:

You're a terrible person and continuing to lock in my confirmation bias that seppos are generally bad people with no taste.

So, thanks I guess.

About as subtle as old mate's hosed up bathroom.

DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

ili posted:

About as subtle as old mate's hosed up bathroom.

Thanks dad.

bEatmstrJ
Jun 30, 2004

Look upon my bathroom joists, ye females, and despair.

Djeser posted:

Now that I've got the lazy dunks out of my system, serious question: Why is the solution to no rug in front of the bathtub not just "bigger rug"? Or two rugs? Would that really mess up the aesthetic that much? It seems nuts to have this Korean sex vampire bathroom stuffed full of luxury signifiers but you have to drag a rug around when you get in the tub if you don't want to step out onto cold tiles.

I spent a bit a time trying to work out the rug situation. I would have had to get a larger rug, but I couldn't find any I liked that came in multiple appropriate sizes. And putting two rugs there doesn't make sense. It takes about 1 second to move the rug over to the bathtub when needed.

nashona
May 8, 2014

Though she be but little, she is fierce


All that gray and red reminds me of this:

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
It's Baron Harkonnen's bathroom from David Lynch's Dune.

Grinning Goblin
Oct 11, 2004

Ok, there is a really weird painting in that picture, and we are only seeing glimpses of it. First, I noticed it here:



Then, I saw a bit more here:



And now we only see the corner of it here:



Did the ghost of the man in that painting compel you to make that bathroom?

Devdisigdu
Mar 23, 2016

The shadows lengthen
In Carcosa.

Grinning Goblin posted:

Ok, there is a really weird painting in that picture, and we are only seeing glimpses of it. First, I noticed it here:



Then, I saw a bit more here:



And now we only see the corner of it here:



Did the ghost of the man in that painting compel you to make that bathroom?

It's the Wolfenstein bathroom, I bet if you push against the wall where the painting is you'll reveal the secret room.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


bEatmstrJ posted:

Now that you've all forgotten, I guess I can post these.













Cut my floor into pieces

This is my redpill resort

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Devdisigdu posted:

It's the Wolfenstein bathroom, I bet if you push against the wall where the painting is you'll reveal the secret room.
Turning on the faucet retracts the painting for an early rocket launcher.

Yakiniku Teishoku
Mar 16, 2011

Peace On Egg
Something about those pics makes me feel like I'm looking at a Coca-Cola ad

a bad one

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Moon Slayer posted:

DUKE CANNON KNOWS WHAT FEMALES WANT IN A BATHROOM AND DOESN'T CARE THAT YOU ALL ARE SAYING HE'S AN IDIOT FOR SAWING THROUGH HIS FLOOR JOISTS.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'
that's the kind of bathroom you'd get in a sims house good lord

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Love Hotel

Patch notes v1.3

+++bugfixes+++

* fixed players falling through the floor in the Goth Room (for real this time)

+++known issues+++

* female NPCs not spawning
* shower stall intermittently clipping into bathroom
* frequent crash-to-marble

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Splicer posted:

Love Hotel

Patch notes v1.3

+++bugfixes+++

* fixed players falling through the floor in the Goth Room (for real this time)

+++known issues+++

* female NPCs not spawning
* shower stall intermittently clipping into bathroom
* frequent crash-to-marble

lmao

Vincent Valentine
Feb 28, 2006

Murdertime

I'm genuinely not trying to troll you or anything, but I just want you to go take a picture of that bathroom with a regular camera on regular settings and post it here without editing it.

Like just grab your phone and go snap a pic and post that.

I know it's real, and I'm not calling you a liar, but those pictures are seriously loving me up they look like they were made in source filmmaker. It's not the bathroom itself, it's the way you took the pictures. They look like a disturbing kind of uncanny valley bathroom.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Didn't Mike Dawson's mother's head explode in that room?

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