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Me, James Brown and Sugar Ray Robbison are going to style and profile over all the horror bitches
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Finn Wolfhard is one of my famous people birthday buddies, and if I was in a horror movie with him I’d probably be dead boned. No way a horror movie is gonna kill a plucky kid over a grown woman with substantial tiddy.
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Feb 27, 2019 02:01
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i share a birthday with jamie hewlett and he may not be the most famous but I choose to believe this means i get to get murdered one by one with Gorillaz and/or Tank Girl
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Feb 27, 2019 02:05
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TheKingslayer posted:Looks like it's me and Jake Gyllenhaal. Could be worse! Hate to break it to you, but I think you and I are going to be in for a serious disappointment when it turns out that he was the killer all along.
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Feb 27, 2019 02:11
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My top 3 according to IMDB are Claire Foy, Anna Taylor-Joy, and Ellen Barkin. So not only do I think I have a pretty kick rear end cast of ladies but the makings of a full movie cast. Lukas Haas is #4 and he's clearly the bad guy with his alluring henchwoman #5 Gina Carano. Apparently Charlie Chaplin is only the 10th famous actor. Non acting stunt casting gets me Selena, Chance the Rapper, and Kareem Abdul Jabbar so I have a pretty kick rear end movie here if someone wrote a script.
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Feb 27, 2019 02:22
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Doctor Faustine posted:Finn Wolfhard is one of my famous people birthday buddies, and if I was in a horror movie with him I’d probably be dead boned. Uh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5INSRmrM2s&t=189s
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Feb 27, 2019 02:25
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I've got Hulk Hogan and Joe Rogan with me. I might be generally annoyed, but I think I'm safe.
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Feb 27, 2019 02:39
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Martman posted:I've got Hulk Hogan and Joe Rogan with me. I might be generally annoyed, but I think I'm safe. Hogan is absolutely shoving you in front of a monster.
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Feb 27, 2019 02:43
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Yeah, Hogan and Rogan are totally leaving you to die.
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Feb 27, 2019 02:44
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TheKingslayer posted:Hogan is absolutely shoving you in front of a monster. On the other hand, there's no way he'd sell for the monster
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Feb 27, 2019 02:45
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:On the other hand, there's no way he'd sell for the monster Maybe if it were the Ye-tay!
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Feb 27, 2019 02:46
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:On the other hand, there's no way he'd sell for the monster "look at that horrible beast brother" "uh, hulk, that's a black person"
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Feb 27, 2019 02:49
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Martman posted:I've got Hulk Hogan and Joe Rogan with me. I might be generally annoyed, but I think I'm safe. Hulk Hogan lets the n word slip out while beating the poo poo out of the monster while Joe Rogen says maybe the monster is the real racist.
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Feb 27, 2019 02:50
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STAC Goat posted:Non acting stunt casting gets me Selena, Chance the Rapper, and Kareem Abdul Jabbar so I have a pretty kick rear end movie here if someone wrote a script.
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Feb 27, 2019 02:51
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ruddiger posted:Hulk Hogan lets the n word slip out while beating the poo poo out of the monster while Joe Rogen says maybe the monster is the real racist. 
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Feb 27, 2019 02:52
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Kvlt! posted:LMAO at the posers itt showing kids Faces of Death and not the entirety of Orozco the Embalmer Straight up one of the most depressing films ever made.
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Feb 27, 2019 03:03
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Straight up one of the most depressing films ever made. Just reading the wikipedia page is depressing.
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Feb 27, 2019 06:07
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Well I found out I share a birthday with XXXtention (which I would actively kill myself to get away from that situation), John Hancock (which is a wild card, but I think would be a safe assumption to say I would not make it), and Frances McDormand. Now if I was in a horror movie with her, I imagine it's one of those 'hosed up things happen for 2 hours but only like 2 people die' type horror movies, ala The Exorcist. So as long as I wasn't a bystander randomly walking into the situation being willfully ignorant and uncaring about the events happening, nor was I one of the central characters who lives with the daily pain of regret and tragedy (whose salvation would come from a deep personal sacrifice to keep it from passing on to a new victim), nor the most knowledgeable and confident person whose guidance will assuredly guide us through the events of the horror, then I think I could make it through.
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Feb 27, 2019 06:26
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i've got dick cheney, so any horror creature that fucks with me gonna get a face full of birdshot. also christian bale so i have batman on standby.
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Feb 27, 2019 10:18
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mikeycp posted:i've got dick cheney, so any horror creature that fucks with me gonna get a face full of birdshot. No, no, no, you're supposed to fight the horror movie monster, not team up with it.
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Feb 27, 2019 13:36
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Freddy Krueger was born in September , but I can't remember if they ever showed his birthday
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Feb 27, 2019 13:48
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Hollismason posted:Freddy Krueger was born in September , but I can't remember if they ever showed his birthday I looked it up and... Freddy Krueger died at the age of 26? That's....Weird.
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Feb 27, 2019 13:54
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That's a hard 26.
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Feb 27, 2019 14:00
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Poor guy just barely missed the 27 Club.
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Feb 27, 2019 14:11
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Is there a good source/book/documentary that talks about why Italian horror cinema was such an absolute clusterfuck of IP abuse and rip-offs? Its fascinating to me
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Feb 27, 2019 14:24
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Franchescanado posted:I looked it up and... Yeah I dunno why I find it weird all the stuff Krueger did was in the 60s but I do
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Feb 27, 2019 14:38
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Here’s the thing If Freddy Krueger has lived long enough to serve in Vietnam, we would have won.
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Feb 27, 2019 14:53
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Fart City posted:Here’s the thing considering how often he gets his rear end kicked by teenage suburbanites I am not sure
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Feb 27, 2019 14:59
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Hollismason posted:Freddy Krueger was born in September , but I can't remember if they ever showed his birthday They've done Freddy's Dead and The Dream Child, now they have to do Freddy's Birth(day).
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Feb 27, 2019 15:01
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Mel Mudkiper posted:considering how often he gets his rear end kicked by teenage suburbanites I am not sure Can’t expect a fish to swim in a desert. Gotta put it in its natural environment. Now, send Krueger down into the tunnels with a box full of scissors, and you can just watch the medals wrack up.
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Feb 27, 2019 15:04
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Mel Mudkiper posted:Is there a good source/book/documentary that talks about why Italian horror cinema was such an absolute clusterfuck of IP abuse and rip-offs? I don't know if this one's any good but this was what I could find. https://www.amazon.com/Italian-Horror-Cinema-Stefano-Baschiera/dp/1474419682
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Feb 27, 2019 15:17
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Fart City posted:Here’s the thing I don’t think the US military was short on child abusing sex murderers in Vietnam. Just the opposite
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Feb 27, 2019 18:36
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Franchescanado posted:I looked it up and... Lmao this is amazing
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Feb 27, 2019 20:26
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26 in the 60's or even 1984 isn't the same as it is now. Back then you were actually expected to be a fully functioning adult by 26.
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Feb 27, 2019 20:28
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These are fuckin' dope. https://twitter.com/BDisgusting/status/1098994971670208513 https://twitter.com/f_francavilla/status/1099062440673841153
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Feb 27, 2019 20:38
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I need the Hall and Badejo ones on my wall ASAP
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Feb 27, 2019 20:42
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Pour one out for Jay Douglas from Anchor Bay today https://www.dreadcentral.com/news/290134/rest-in-peace-jay-douglas-of-anchor-bay-has-passed-away/
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Feb 27, 2019 21:35
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Samuel Clemens posted:No, no, no, you're supposed to fight the horror movie monster, not team up with it. look those teens were asking for it
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Feb 27, 2019 22:05
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As for the copyright thing I think Italy just had really lax copyright laws until international treaties came around that brought them to parity with the rest of the world. There was a really well known bootleg CD company based out of Italy in the 90s.
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Basebf555 posted:26 in the 60's or even 1984 isn't the same as it is now. Back then you were actually Fixed that for ya. Freddy Krueger in 2018 would be getting firebombed inside his parents' basement surrounded by his full body anime lolita pillows covered in claw marks.
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