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CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

gotta get the temperature right or you end up with some chunky coffee

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The Diddler
Jun 22, 2006


CheesyDog posted:

gotta get the temperature right or you end up with some chunky coffee

Cold brew works really well, if you're into that

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

quote:

I drink pickle juice straight from the jar.

f'd up if true

quote:

I am a sex addict. I’m married but cheat on my wife almost constantly. I go to a “massage parlor” every Friday after work to relax and get jerked off. I’m seeing 6 women who know the deal and let me gently caress them and some fetishy stuff in exchange for money. I also see an actual prostitute once a month and blow about 700 on my fetish.

I kept this all under control but lately I’ve been noticing my daughters friends (all early 20s) and fantasizing about sex with them. I will probably attempt it soon, I have no doubts about that. I might even succeed but either way I’m sure this will be the thing that finally gets me caught.

Honored to receive an anonymous confession from Patriots owner Robert Kraft

(jk ofc his wife is dead)

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Pickle juice is apparently a good hang over cure.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
I drink it for muscle cramps. Same idea as eating mustard.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Sex Addict fesh is worthless without fetish details but seriously cut your dick off before attempting to gently caress your daughter’s friends

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Nocheez posted:

I drink it for muscle cramps. Same idea as eating mustard.

Yeah it’s good for that. The pickle juice thing isn’t that weird.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
You mean vinegar. You just drink straight up fermented gherkin vinegar.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Or brine?

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
I like chasing whiskey shots with pickle juice, It works scary good.

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Yeah it’s called a pickleback is there somewhere people DON’T do this? It’s a very common thing at music festivals and parties

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

It’s a very common thing everywhere

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
I've never heard of it, but I left America without getting real into bar culture, and I've never seen it in Asia.

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

The Diddler posted:

Cold brew works really well, if you're into that

this guy gets it

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


quote:

I drink pickle juice straight from the jar.

Same.
:shrug:

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Take a bone and throw it in a jar of pickles juice for a few weeks, then tell me if you want that in your body

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

RFC2324 posted:

Take a bone and throw it in a jar of pickles juice for a few weeks, then tell me if you want that in your body

I'm confident enough to say that I want my bones in my body and I'm not sure what cutting one out for a while would achieve. Adding it to a jar of pickle juice seems redundant by the time it's been removed from the body as you would definitely notice it missing.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

RFC2324 posted:

Take a bone and throw it in a jar of pickles juice for a few weeks, then tell me if you want that in your body

This isn’t sexy at all!

The Bible
May 8, 2010

RFC2324 posted:

Take a bone and throw it in a jar of pickles juice for a few weeks, then tell me if you want that in your body

Where that pickle is going, there aren't any exposed bones.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
you lack imagination

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

Sex addict goon should cut off his boner and soak it in pickle juice, then see if anyone wants that in their body

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Friend posted:

Sex addict goon should cut off his boner and soak it in pickle juice, then see if anyone wants that in their body

After reading like all 4000 whatever pages of the r/relationships thread I’ve learned that someone would definitely want it or at least put up with it.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

MarcusSA posted:

After reading like all 4000 whatever pages of the r/relationships thread I’ve learned that someone would definitely want it or at least put up with it.

He's perfect for me in every way but he's cut his own dick and brined it in pickle juice for months and I'm not sure how to deal with that.

El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider

jobson groeth posted:

He's perfect for me in every way but he's cut his own dick and brined it in pickle juice for months and I'm not sure how to deal with that.

very carefully

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Subjunctive posted:

Yeah, I misread the dosing protocol there, that would be an awful lot. You’d probably puke it up from the other cough syrup ingredients long before that point.

Pure DXM powder is legal and available in the US and Canada. Also DXM being trialed as a combination depression treatment with Wellbutrin right now. I wouldn't know dosage guidelines without looking them up.

The cough syrup stuff (robocough?) that's just DXM recently got listed on Amazon and it was being sold so quickly that Amazon pulled it to make sure it was legal. They were also sending 12 bottles if you bought 8; that kind of thing. It's back up. There are also red pills that are just DXM without other cough syrup ingredients, but I've only seen those in Canada, not the US.

The DXM researchers at John's Hopkins are absolutely astounded at their own results this year; it's really adorable.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I have no other content, so here's someone trying to troll us

quote:

There’s a lot of weird hatred for the wealthy brewing in this country, and it terrifies me.

I’m sure most of it is because of the insane hatred of Trump that boils up. So of course you hate all rich people. But the anger I sense, I’m literally worried that people are going to start hurting the rich. And guess what? We’d be hosed. If amazon left? How would you buy things? You’d be paying a huge import fee. If wal mart left? Where would you buy groceries? And don’t say Target because they’d leave too. So you’d end up with a bunch of tiny, overly expensive stores. And nobody could afford to pay a living wage because they wouldn’t be rich.

Am I rich myself? Not exactly but I want to be. And if we suddenly give out free money to every lazy person who doesn’t want to work? And tax everybody who makes millions of dollars? What’s my motivation be to rich? What’s my motivation to live in the US? I would much rather live in a country I’m appreciated, and I think Jeff Bezos and the like agree.

You’d literally create a country where nobody is rich, everybody gets free stuff, and there’s no reason to even have money. And what the gently caress kind of hellhole boring socialist nightmare is that.

I thoroughly encourage this captain of industry to go Galt

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
That guy will never be rich becaus he writes at a primary school level

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Counterpoint: Trump, many other rich people.

But yeah sounds like he missed the boat on inherited wealth so HENRY at best.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

RFC2324 posted:

Take a bone and throw it in a jar of pickles juice for a few weeks, then tell me if you want that in your body

Take a bone and throw it in a jar of stomach acid. No, we'll wait.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
At least two folks posting in this thread who are richer than that guy and lust for communism

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


loquacius posted:

I have no other content, so here's someone trying to troll us


I thoroughly encourage this captain of industry to go Galt

it's weird how everyone forgot that vulture capitalists like romney and trump were the villains of like, every kid's movie in the 80's

sandoz fucked around with this message at 15:44 on Feb 27, 2019

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Can someone explain to me what Amazon "leaving" the country would look like anyway?

Like, I'm not mad, it's just an interesting theoretical exercise. Jeff Bezos himself is not Amazon. Would they move all of their US employees? Where would they move to that has lower corporate taxes than the US? Somewhere in the third world? What if every single Amazon employee didn't want to uproot their lives and move to, like, Somalia because Jeff Beez was that mad about his taxes being raised?

And does "leaving" mean they don't serve the US anymore? If so, how would no longer being able to get Blu-Rays shipped in 2 days somehow be worse for us than losing the entire lucrative US market would be for them?

The rest of the post is of course gobbledygook nonsense (free healthcare = money is now pointless?), I was just kind of fascinated by the idea of Amazon moving its entire operation to Galt's Gulch and somehow retaining their value while refusing to sell things to ingrates

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It’s funny that in order to express an opinion like that they need to anon confess it.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
lol at the idea that we hate rich people because of donald loving trump

Araenna
Dec 27, 2012




Lipstick Apathy
Like people wouldn't fill the vacuum left by corporations leaving. "Well, I can only make a 7 figure salary as a CEO now, may as well not bother!" And being rich has nothing to do with having enough to pay your workers. CEOs aren't paying out of their salaries, it's from the business earnings. And those small businesses would do great, because where else would you go if all the corporations left? It's almost like this is a troll post crafted to rile up goons.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

This idea -- that if we implement a single idea that people have called socialist, that means we're going to be writing $100,000 checks to every poor person every year -- seems to actually be pretty prevalent among boomers

Just last week my wife and I had to spend a couple hours convincing her mom that free healthcare is not actually related to whether the mayor of New York lets homeless people sleep in Penn Station

I blame the Cold War mentality honestly. They spent the majority of their lives having it drilled into their head that goverment programs = socialism = communism = Stalinism = nuclear armageddon

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Amazon "leaving" the US would not affect the US buying things from Amazon.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
i hate the term "free" in regards to healthcare, or education.

its tax funded. it would be an entitlement. that free bullshit is just boomerspeak for "i didn't get it so gently caress you"

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
They attack the idea of it being "free" in order to avoid any discussion about someone's duty to pay tax.

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
:catbert: jesus said to pay your taxes

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