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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Hot Karl Marx posted:

"trump said blacks wouldnt vote for him because they're too stupid to"

Ben Carson and David Clarke: wait, what?

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Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Why would Trump have bought the Bills? He has much more in common with The Browns - Orange topped losers

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
jr. signed some of the dirty cheques lol

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Reign Of Pain posted:

Why would Trump have bought the Bills? He has much more in common with The Browns - Orange topped losers

He's trying to send them to Mexico.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Alright, he just said we're stupid because we gave him a 10k check back. NOW IT'S PERSONAL BITCH!


also we don't write tax law we enforce it so we had to give him "his" money back

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
$10 million

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


"I find it ironic that he is in Vietnam right now"

:lol:

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
So sorry

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

You guys I’m starting to think that President Trump is not a good person at all.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

pantslesswithwolves posted:

You guys I’m starting to think that President Trump is not a good person at all.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Also, back to India/Pakistan, I don’t see how this is a good development:

https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/1100788322455207936

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
So Jim Jordan is straight up running interference for Trump?

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

holocaust bloopers posted:

So Jim Jordan is straight up running interference for Trump?

Yes. A thousand times yes.

The whole goal of the GOP is to paint him as a lying liar who lies who didn't get a chance to work in the White House in front of a Democratic committee set up by Hillary, thus discrediting the whole thing.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

holocaust bloopers posted:

So Jim Jordan is straight up running interference for Trump?

And he got poo poo on by Michael Cohen. MICHAEL loving COHEN.

These people are terrible at running interference.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1032247043992023040

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Like I did for 20 years.
-A Stable Genius

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Also, back to India/Pakistan, I don’t see how this is a good development:

https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/1100788322455207936

I hope that isn't code for nukes.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

pantslesswithwolves posted:

Also, back to India/Pakistan, I don’t see how this is a good development:

https://twitter.com/Conflicts/status/1100788322455207936

I-is Modi running interference for Trump?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

hobbesmaster posted:

I hope that isn't code for nukes.

Narrator: It was.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

hobbesmaster posted:

I hope that isn't code for nukes.

*checks calender*

2019

ZombieApostate
Mar 13, 2011
Sorry, I didn't read your post.

I'm too busy replying to what I wish you said

:allears:
Goddamn these boots must be delicious.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

hobbesmaster posted:

I hope that isn't code for nukes.

Question is, who nukes who first?

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Seriously gently caress Jim Jordan

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
GOP today: We absolutely cannot trust anyone caught lying, being unfaithful to family commitments, misrepresenting their finances, or putting personal loyalty ahead of the rule of law.

Weird flex.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


It's gonna be TheOnionWW1.jpg only with nukes

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Abongination posted:

Someone post the originals, if I remember correctly it was waaaaaaaay nicer then that.

Enchanted Hat posted:

For anyone who doesn't remember, this is the much more :females:-unfriendly "before" picture:


Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


holocaust bloopers posted:

Seriously gently caress Gym Jordan

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Neither I, as the son of a holocaust survivor.

Hooolllyyyyyy shiiiiiiiiiit

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Turns out we gently caress up ecosystems that can't even be exploited

https://twitter.com/edyong209/status/1100748001159593985

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


not caring here posted:

Neither I, as the son of a holocaust survivor.

Hooolllyyyyyy shiiiiiiiiiit

That was pretty rad

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
I wonder how much Trump’s token is being paid to be there. She did not look like she wants to be there.

SlightlyMad
Jun 7, 2015


Gary’s Answer

BigDave posted:

Question is, who nukes who first?

If Civilization has taught me anything, it's always India.

:argh: Gandhi!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Meadows mad. Mad because bad.

Bad bad bad.

These dudes are loving terrible at prosecuting Michael Cohen, admitted scumbag, and it's hilarious.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Saw this over in cspam and couldnt let yall miss it

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Reign Of Pain posted:

Saw this over in cspam and couldnt let yall miss it

The wrestlers getting touched at ohio state were adults. Mark Coleman was there at the same time and has confirmed the other wrestlers’ stories.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
I like the GOP strategy of basically having Cohen repeat bad things about the president and then asking questions that are so inarticulately worded that Cohen can reasonably just go "what?" or simply refute other parts of their statements until their time runs out.

They're not terribly good at this cross-examination thing they're attempting.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Reign Of Pain posted:

Saw this over in cspam and couldnt let yall miss it

Gat Dayum

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
They’re just making a big show

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Oooooh they're starting to charge people in the NC election fraud!

https://twitter.com/JoeBrunoWSOC9/status/1100799181369810946?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Feb 27, 2019

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Hahaha god drat cohen’s lawyer literally laughing at gym jordan.

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