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Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
So has it primarily just been the GOP peeps whining and crying? Have any democrats been able to ask questions?

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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Fritz Coldcockin posted:

Thanks, now you just made me think about how horrible it must be to be the people in charge of collecting Trump's turds whenever he goes to a foreign country.

...is that an actual thing? if so, dear God why???

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Mahoning posted:

Speaking of the Holocaust, what was the question Cohen responded to by saying he was the child of a Holocaust survivor? I caught his response but not the question.

Mark Meadows trotted out a black woman to be a human prop and asked “If Donald Trump was such a racist, why would this black woman work for him?” To which Cohen replied “I dunno, why would a Holocaust survivor’s son work for him?” Thus implying Trump is also anti-Semitic in addition to being hella racist.

Meadows has been super loving pissed ever since.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Nail Rat posted:

Was anybody else present in the room when the president took a dump

RIP John Dingell.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Rent-A-Cop posted:

This seems to happen a lot to Democrats.

Because they're poo poo at campaigning.

It happened to Al Gore because losers like Bob Shrum convinced him to wear earth tones and not use any emotion at all when he spoke for fear of "scaring" people.

Again: Futurama. He voiced himself on Futurama, multiple times. Campaign Gore would not have done this.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
These Deliverance extras think Cohen is on trial, not Trump lol

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Ringo Star Get posted:

So has it primarily just been the GOP peeps whining and crying? Have any democrats been able to ask questions?

Dems are actually asking good questions. Republicans are just SHOUTING that he's a LIAR and then keep YIELDING THEIR TIME to MARK MEADOWS!!

Crows Turn Off
Jan 7, 2008


Fritz Coldcockin posted:

I hate when people say this; Al Gore is nothing like his campaign made him look. You do not voice yourself on "Futurama" if you are a boring, humorless schmuck.
You just need to have a daughter who writes for it.

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
So does the entire GOP house get to go first or what

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Fritz Coldcockin posted:

I hate when people say this; Al Gore is nothing like his campaign made him look. You do not voice yourself on "Futurama" if you are a boring, humorless schmuck.

Voice yourself on Futurama and draw effusive praise from the producers for your performance, too.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Ague Proof posted:

RIP John Dingell.

It’s funny because he saw LBJ’s dong.

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."

skylined! posted:

So does the entire GOP house get to go first or what

It alternates. There aren't many GOP left.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


norman you idiot why would trump hire such a crooked lawyer and have him work for him for a decade.

hahahah he doesn't know new york is a one party state.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Fritz Coldcockin posted:

It happened to Al Gore because losers like Bob Shrum convinced him to wear earth tones and not use any emotion at all when he spoke for fear of "scaring" people.

Again: Futurama. He voiced himself on Futurama, multiple times. Campaign Gore would not have done this.

in a universe where bill clinton resigned in '98 al gore would've probably been an amazing president.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


axeil posted:

i am deeply jealous of you.

i met ted kennedy. he gave a nice speech to about 10-15 volunteers about how we had to try hard in pa even though obama would lose the primary and encouraged all of us to stay idealistic.

I met John Lewis at Costco. He shook my hand and was super nice. It owned.

Welp, that's my story.

TGLT
Aug 14, 2009
You committed crimes and worked for Trump for many years! No I'm not going to think about this statement any further.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Crows Turn Off posted:

You just need to have a daughter who writes for it.

Reminder that Kristin Gore was responsible for "Jurassic Bark", the most (in)famous episode of all time :v:

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

haveblue posted:

Voice yourself on Futurama and draw effusive praise from the producers for your performance, too.

David Cohen talking about how Gore literally flung himself backwards onto the couch in the recording booth during the sequence where the universe is destroyed slays me every loving time.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Why would criminals hire other criminals to work for them ??????

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

It's downright untrustworthy to record an untrustworthy person to keep them to their word.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Fritz Coldcockin posted:

Reminder that Kristin Gore was responsible for "Jurassic Bark", the most (in)famous episode of all time :v:

Reminder that they undid the pathos of that episode in the first Futurama movie because gently caress you, audience

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/emptywheel/status/1100828694946418688

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Goddamn Cohen is just dunking on these stupid fucks left and right.

The Super-Id
Nov 9, 2005

"You know it's what you really want."


Grimey Drawer
Oh hey, here's my rep.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

"I'll show them, I'll record everything" - Michael Cohen, The Room

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


jesus christ someone point out norman was lying when he said the recordings of trump were illegal.

friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

Handsome Ralph posted:

I met John Lewis at Costco. He shook my hand and was super nice. It owned.

Welp, that's my story.

Friendbot's Political Stories:
I went to Danica Roem's metal concert and afterward, she gave me a giant hug when I told her how proud I was to have voted for her. She gives great hugs, much better than Your Boy Fancy.

At a happy hour for Lee Carter's campaign I was a lil sauced and when he showed up I started to cry and tell him about how much it meant to me that he came out as a rape survivor and I told him "I love you and your goofy square head". He laughed and bought me another beer and we talked about Pokemon and nerd poo poo for 15 minutes.

Edit: A lot of my political stories involve me being a lil drunk....

friendbot2000 fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Feb 27, 2019

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

Remind me again, what's the deal with Prague?

Saint Celestine
Dec 17, 2008

Lay a fire within your soul and another between your hands, and let both be your weapons.
For one is faith and the other is victory and neither may ever be put out.

- Saint Sabbat, Lessons
Grimey Drawer
Woah, I thought the feds proved Cohen was in Prague?

Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS


an AOL chatroom posted:

Remind me again, what's the deal with Prague?

It’s one of the items from the Steele Dossier

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Angry_Ed posted:

"I'll show them, I'll record everything" - Michael Cohen, The Room

"Mitch, I'm so happy I have you as a best friend, and I love Ivanka so much." - Donald Trump

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

an AOL chatroom posted:

Remind me again, what's the deal with Prague?


Saint Celestine posted:

Woah, I thought the feds proved Cohen was in Prague?


His cell phone pinged Prague towers yeah

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Is this new? I've never heard about this tape.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



500 times holy poo poo lol

MojoAZ
Jan 1, 2010
I had to miss the hearing for work, but I just arrived at our cafeteria, which normally has Fox news blaring from 3 tvs. Today all tvs are tuned to ESPN, which I've never seen before. I'll get to the hearing tonight but I'm already rubbing my hands together in anticipation

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1100803731506057216?s=19

Wylie
Jun 27, 2005

Ever to conquer, never to yield.


an AOL chatroom posted:

Remind me again, what's the deal with Prague?

The Steele dossier says that Cohen met with Russians in Prague. If he didn't, then Trump committed no crimes and there's No Collusion.*

(* This is what Republicans actually believe)

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
that averages one person a week!

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Mr. Trump would never physically brutalize any wife except for his first wife.

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Kerning Chameleon
Apr 8, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Domestic Abuse Tape Real.

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