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ApplesandOranges
Jun 22, 2012

Thankee kindly.

AWarmBody posted:

No that's the rules. Last one left with a lit torch gets to touch Jeff's butt

Dawson would have destroyed everyone else if this concept was in Philippines.

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Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Khanstant posted:

Is Julie Berry the only contestant to ever touch Jeff's butt?

Not by a long shot.

graventy
Jul 28, 2006

Fun Shoe

mancalamania posted:

Also you know this poster


was joking, right???? :confused:

:colbert:
Aw, dang that sounded too cool to be true.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




graventy posted:

:colbert:
Aw, dang that sounded too cool to be true.

it is!

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
So, this thread is rightfully up and down on Rob Cesternino's podcast, but I was just looking through the recent episodes and his show for feedback to the premiere features ARISA COX as a guest.

For the unaware, Arisa is/was host of Big Brother Canada, and she is a loving boss. I'm actually a bit excited to listen to this, despite not loving the podcast anymore, despite not-even-liking the premiere, just because Arisa is so good.

E: skip to about 4 minutes in to get past the ads and shameless self-promotion. Blerg.

Propaganda Machine fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Feb 28, 2019

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
Previously


on


SURVIVOR!

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



I love the sail of shame.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
Why does that girl have a toque? Who greenlit that?

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
That Aubry scene was one of my favorite bits on the show in a while. I wish the editors would do more fun stuff like that more often

Very cool that day four of Survivor has become extended scenes of random idol hunting

xbilkis fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Feb 28, 2019

curiousCat
Sep 23, 2012

Does this look like the face of mercy, kupo?
is that the second etsy shop owner tag

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Are we getting reward challenges this season?
Surely the cast would realize that means Redemption Island or something.

e: :fuckoff:

UltimoDragonQuest fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Feb 28, 2019

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
Her idol that she REBURIED is 100% getting found by another player.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Shneak posted:

Her idol that she REBURIED is 100% getting found by another player.

Doesn't actually matter. Idol is hers.

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
Jeff sounds hoarse.

That guy who can’t swim is totally going home. Why sign up for Survivor if you can’t swim?

Saveron_01
Dec 27, 2004
Keith needs a lifeguard to use the bathtub.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



e: wait i've been bumpuzzled

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
Wardog refers to women as “females” which tells you everything you need to know about him. Also, his name is Wardog.

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
Keith is a human noodle

Saveron_01
Dec 27, 2004
Wardog looks like Matt Lauer.

Keith's reaction...are you actually surprised?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


loving cliffhanger.

Edit Kiethhanger

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
He's still going to be standing there next week

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



God did not friend Keith.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
gently caress, I thought this aired an hour later than it does. Welp, at least it's just Keith who leave, was inevitable. Didn't know he'd be annoying God about this poo poo though

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
https://youtu.be/VuDVDJTb9rM

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
A cliffhanger? Really?

lol at them not revealing if he went to the Island but showing a medevac in the preview.

Shneak fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Feb 28, 2019

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Cliffhanger was worth it for the funny Reem preview.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
I hope only Reem continued and by the time she reenters the game she is completely feral

Spergatory
Oct 28, 2012
I really don't like how literally all the drama is centered around whether or not to get rid of the returnees.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
I pay for cbs all access to watch survivor but they dont upload till the next day?? gr8 service

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Ok, Extinction Island is amazing. And apparently they ARE starving them.

Keith is a monster and got what he deserved. Also it was hilarious to see him be all "you're never gonna win without me" after he sucked in the challenge.

I get the impression that Aubry's overplaying and David's probably doing his usual overplaying that he's actually kind of good at but still Zekeish in origin. But I can't really figure if Wentworth is also overplaying or just a victim of her rep (and David's Zeke vision). I like her more than David and Aubry so I might be giving her more of a pass. I'm interested for the inevitable tribe shuffle to see how it affects dynamics.

Victoria made an impression on me this episode but that's probably just because got to be the narrator in the "Aubry's not playing great" segment.

That's all I got. I appreciate that Jeff and Survivor are totally noplaying "Wardog".

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Strong second episode up until the total wet fart of an ending. I complain about this 8 times per season but I just hate the editing misdirection for the sake of creating an "exciting" tribal vote read. David and his nerd friend changing their mind was not even explored so it was just a random "yeah nah Kelly stays Keith is out."

I mean I would have voted Keith out I just hate when they don't at least show the players discussing the thing they eventually do so that we have some idea of why they did it

Then we fade away while Keith freaks out

blue squares fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Feb 28, 2019

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Keith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHRMeRszw4

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

RHAP Know It Alls is worth it for Fishbauch's reaction when Rob C says "Keith reminded me of you."

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




it's PINBALL SEASON so i'm gonna miss every other episode live, here's all my thoughts in a big ol pile:

lol Reem is gonna go nuts out here, feel bad for whoever gets stuck with her on day 6
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wendy complaining about returning players directly in front of david
... and thinks keith is with her, hoo boy
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this is the worst haka i've ever seen
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aubry they're not going to be forthcoming about their perceptions of returning players TO THE RETURNING PLAYERS. who do you think they are, wendy??????
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victoria showing some really good insight, liking her right here
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all this talk about looking for idols but no actual looking for idols, cmon gurl
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see, like that!!!!!!!! more bad dancing though :mad:
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keith swimming so slowly i thought he was going in the wrong direction
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holy gently caress how is keith so bad at even the non swim parts
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everyone gettin real horny for a blindside, this should be fun
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well at least keith will have his momma waiting for him on extinction island. will this teach survivor to stop casting literal children?

haha what the gently caress how is this even a choice?

AHAAAHAHAHAHAHAA THAT CUT AWAY, MARK BURNETT YOU MADMAN

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
Already sick of Wardog, and he's only going to get worse :females:

Wendy is endearing.

Keith is not a bright kid.

Ironic Twist
Aug 3, 2008

I'm bokeh, you're bokeh
I realized at tribal council that Devens looks like an aged-up Griffin McElroy

also get to the effing point, Keith

Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004
Victoria definitely seems like somebody to watch going forward. The David/News Anchor tandem will probably be an ongoing thing as well.

Don’t think it’s a popular opinion around here but I have never really been a big Wentworth fan. Still, she'll make for better TV than Keith, who was kind of a nothing.

I am caught between my usual distaste for mixed returnee/newbie seasons and some slight optimism that maybe having 2 returnees per tribe could lead to some new results. Like the David/Wentworth dynamic is actually somewhat interesting.

Vernacular fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Feb 28, 2019

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
Call me Mr Grumpypants, but I'm really not digging this so far.

Fucktards, you get an opportunity to take Wentworth YOU TAKE IT.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Lauren is really cool, I like my badass Survivor girls. Victoria is not a badass Survivor girl but I like her attempt to bring boho chic to the island so I'm here for it.

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Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
:females:

Piece of poo poo. Wonder if Jessica Lewis on that podcast she does will get the loving hint. Not listening to it anymore though so let me know if it’s brought up.

STAC Goat posted:

Keith is a monster and got what he deserved.

You doing okay, STAC? We’re here for you, buddy.

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