OSHA: definitely bent in the straight places

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002; Can't post for 2 hours!

Zudgemud posted:

Who would you call if you see something like this? The fire department?

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Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Grab the fire axe and make your own fire exit.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 01:30

Dirt Road Junglist: Oct 8, 2010; We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Who would you call if you see something like this? The fire department?

This is why everyone should have bolt cutters in their car.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 01:31

IPCRESS: May 27, 2012

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Who would you call if you see something like this? The fire department?

The building's insurer: once they know about it, they're on the hook for your wrongful death.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 01:31

FuturePastNow: May 19, 2014

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Who would you call if you see something like this? The fire department?

I stayed in a lovely motel and discovered the next morning that the back doors were locked like that. The fire station was a mile down the road so I just went in and told them. He said it wasn't the first time and he'd have the inspector visit the place later.

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shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Who would you call if you see something like this? The fire department?

Unironic yes.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 02:19

MisterOblivious: Mar 17, 2010; by sebmojo

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Who would you call if you see something like this? The fire department?

"town name" + "fire marshal"

may as well give "town name" + "building inspector" a ring while you've got your phone out

# ? Feb 28, 2019 03:05

Baronjutter: Dec 31, 2007; "Tiny Trains"

His boots remain underground to this day...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kluzvEPuAug

My local version of OSHA is making their own CG videos about incidents.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 04:39

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Baronjutter posted:

His boots remain underground to this day...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kluzvEPuAug

My local version of OSHA is making their own CG videos about incidents.

That was some good thinking tying him down with that strap.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 04:42

xarph: Jun 18, 2001

I got that marine salvage book through link+, decided it was a good test case for my fledging book scanning apparatus, so here you go until a possible DMCA since it's not technically public domain. https://archive.org/details/MarineSalvageTheUnforgivingBusinessJoeGores

# ? Feb 28, 2019 04:42

coke: Jul 12, 2009

"His boots remain underground to this day" :pusheen:

edit: saw you posted the same quote but it's worth posting again

# ? Feb 28, 2019 04:48

BattleMaster: Aug 14, 2000

xarph posted:

I got that marine salvage book through link+, decided it was a good test case for my fledging book scanning apparatus, so here you go until a possible DMCA since it's not technically public domain. https://archive.org/details/MarineSalvageTheUnforgivingBusinessJoeGores

Thanks for sharing; drat that scan looks really good, what did you use to scan it?

# ? Feb 28, 2019 04:53

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

coke posted:

"His boots remain underground to this day"

edit: saw you posted the same quote but it's worth posting again

The Canadian accent makes it even better.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 05:00

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Someone's going to dig there one day and be very surprised.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 05:24

shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

Baronjutter posted:

His boots remain underground to this day...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kluzvEPuAug

My local version of OSHA is making their own CG videos about incidents.

Aquifer excavation:
:iit:

# ? Feb 28, 2019 05:49

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Went googling for a flat I used to live in many years ago. It was still there, but the google car caught some OSHA roof fuckery going on next door

Total lack of tie-offs and safety rails notwithstanding, they've got the scissor lift right there, so why do the bullshit with the ladder?

# ? Feb 28, 2019 06:00

Antioch: Apr 18, 2003

Man that scissor lift is all the way over there and it's fuckin hot man.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 06:43

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Went googling for a flat I used to live in many years ago. It was still there, but the google car caught some OSHA roof fuckery going on next door

Total lack of tie-offs and safety rails notwithstanding, they've got the scissor lift right there, so why do the bullshit with the ladder?

I guessed Grange Road, Carnegie, and while I was wrong, they're basically the same.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 06:49

xarph: Jun 18, 2001

BattleMaster posted:

Thanks for sharing; drat that scan looks really good, what did you use to scan it?

Two Ikea tablet stands in an M shape, a desk lamp, a "daylight" bulb from home depot, and my old Olympus E-PM2 with kit zoom lens. The only unusual bit was that after getting halfway through using some picture frame glass that wasn't sufficient to squish down the pages, I went to TAP plastics and had them put a 90 degree bend in an 11x17 sheet of 3/16" plexiglass. That worked great once I got the lamp and CPL filter on the camera arranged to remove reflections.

Postprocessing of the images was done in "Prizmo" for macOS.

If you don't have a decent camera, get a "Reticam" 1/4-20 mount to put a cell phone on a tripod. "Scanbot" is an excellent app if a bit slow for doing hundreds of pages.

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# ? Feb 28, 2019 06:55

BattleMaster: Aug 14, 2000

That's really what you did :psyduck:

I was so sure from the quality that you took the binding apart and fed it through a scanner with a document feeder.

That's pretty badass.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 06:59

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

xarph posted:

Two Ikea tablet stands in an M shape, a desk lamp, a "daylight" bulb from home depot, and my old Olympus E-PM2 with kit zoom lens. The only unusual bit was that after getting halfway through using some picture frame glass that wasn't sufficient to squish down the pages, I went to TAP plastics and had them put a 90 degree bend in an 11x17 sheet of 3/16" plexiglass. That worked great once I got the lamp and CPL filter on the camera arranged to remove reflections.

Postprocessing of the images was done in "Prizmo" for macOS.

If you don't have a decent camera, get a "Reticam" 1/4-20 mount to put a cell phone on a tripod. "Scanbot" is an excellent app if a bit slow for doing hundreds of pages.

Lol, phenomenal. I love that rig. I think you just became the official Goon document archiver.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 07:13

Serephina: Nov 8, 2005; 恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

I'm personally more impressed that he managed to get all that mounted so well on his ceiling.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 07:14

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

xarph posted:

Two Ikea tablet stands in an M shape, a desk lamp, a "daylight" bulb from home depot, and my old Olympus E-PM2 with kit zoom lens. The only unusual bit was that after getting halfway through using some picture frame glass that wasn't sufficient to squish down the pages, I went to TAP plastics and had them put a 90 degree bend in an 11x17 sheet of 3/16" plexiglass. That worked great once I got the lamp and CPL filter on the camera arranged to remove reflections.

Thanks for putting in the effort.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 07:27

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Megillah Gorilla posted:

they've got the scissor lift right there, so why do the bullshit with the ladder?

There are places where a scissor lift won't go, like those bushes.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 07:47

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Nenonen posted:

There are places where a scissor lift won't go, like those bushes.

You really don't belong here with that kind of attitude.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 07:54

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

xarph posted:

I got that marine salvage book through link+, decided it was a good test case for my fledging book scanning apparatus, so here you go until a possible DMCA since it's not technically public domain. https://archive.org/details/MarineSalvageTheUnforgivingBusinessJoeGores

# ? Feb 28, 2019 08:41

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

shame on an IGA posted:

Aquifer excavation:

lmao my thoughts exactly

# ? Feb 28, 2019 08:47

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Baronjutter posted:

His boots remain underground to this day...

In my youth, I belonged to a caving club. Deep in the Huber Coy cave system there is a low passage where a big slab of the cave roof fell (probably some thousands of years ago). Some demented genius dragged a spud bar in there, pried the slab up just enough to stick a pair of old boots part way under, then set it back down.
I was impressed with the effort to make maybe a dozen people laugh over the course of a decade or two.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 08:50

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

jobson groeth posted:

You really don't belong here with that kind of attitude.

I will hand over my OSHA card and retire in shame :negative:

here, have scissor lift content

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Io_ys2D0fE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2oB3qiMxSM

Ain't no fail, just creative usage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHs39JPC0Xw

THIS IS MY HERO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxOmMOq_1j0

# ? Feb 28, 2019 09:03

GotLag: Jul 17, 2005; 食べちゃダメだよ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyYazDURLXc

# ? Feb 28, 2019 09:11

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

xarph posted:

Two Ikea tablet stands in an M shape, a desk lamp, a "daylight" bulb from home depot, and my old Olympus E-PM2 with kit zoom lens. The only unusual bit was that after getting halfway through using some picture frame glass that wasn't sufficient to squish down the pages, I went to TAP plastics and had them put a 90 degree bend in an 11x17 sheet of 3/16" plexiglass. That worked great once I got the lamp and CPL filter on the camera arranged to remove reflections.

Postprocessing of the images was done in "Prizmo" for macOS.

If you don't have a decent camera, get a "Reticam" 1/4-20 mount to put a cell phone on a tripod. "Scanbot" is an excellent app if a bit slow for doing hundreds of pages.

Serephina posted:

I'm personally more impressed that he managed to get all that mounted so well on his ceiling.

# ? Feb 28, 2019 09:59

That Dang Lizard: Jul 13, 2016; what; an idiomt

xarph posted:

I got that marine salvage book through link+, decided it was a good test case for my fledging book scanning apparatus, so here you go until a possible DMCA since it's not technically public domain. https://archive.org/details/MarineSalvageTheUnforgivingBusinessJoeGores

Just when I finally bought a copy and it arrived a few days ago... I regret nothing, it's a quality book.

You might want to upload to libgen.io or similar if you're worried about DMCA.

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Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

spotted in auspol:

# ? Feb 28, 2019 10:15

GotLag: Jul 17, 2005; 食べちゃダメだよ

Works better when paired with the other picture:

# ? Feb 28, 2019 10:32

Grundulum: Feb 28, 2006

What is the OSHA in the cable pics?

# ? Feb 28, 2019 15:23

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

JAMA posted:

A 69-year-old man with a pancreatic neuroendocrine tumor was treated with 193.6 mCi of intravenous lutetium Lu 177 dotatate at an Arizona hospital in 2017. The following day, he was admitted for hypotension at a different hospital and subsequently died from his underlying disease 2 days later. Treating physicians and the radiation safety department at the initial hospital were unaware of the unexpected death. The patient was cremated 5 days posttreatment. When the treating physicians and radiation safety officer became aware of the death, the crematorium was notified, and a survey of the empty cremation chamber and equipment was performed 1 month posttreatment.

Crematory equipment, including the oven, vacuum filter, and bone crusher, demonstrated a range of 5000 to 25 000 counts per minute with a 7.5-mR maximum exposure rate per hour on direct contact with the Geiger-Mueller detector. The personal radiation detector identified that radioactivity was primarily from lutetium Lu 177. There was no lutetium Lu 177 detected in the crematory operator�s urine. However, a different isotope, technetium Tc 99m, was detected with activity of 1.47 pCi per 24 hours. The crematory operator had never received technetium Tc 99m as part of a nuclear medicine procedure.

Radioactive crematory operative, presumably from inhaling/contamination from a separate corpse and who the hell knows when that exposure occurred.

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ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://twitter.com/artmannpresents/status/1008531784747716608

# ? Feb 28, 2019 17:12

Wasabi the J: Jan 23, 2008; MOM WAS RIGHT

ekuNNN posted:

https://twitter.com/artmannpresents/status/1008531784747716608

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SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

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tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

xarph posted:

I got that marine salvage book through link+, decided it was a good test case for my fledging book scanning apparatus, so here you go until a possible DMCA since it's not technically public domain. https://archive.org/details/MarineSalvageTheUnforgivingBusinessJoeGores

Looks like the download links aren't working

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