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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

It's a great product. The 1st time my usual sub used it, he stood on the base before the quickset under it was dry, so that had to be corrected later, but every time after, it's been awesome.

I thought we'd stopped talking about how this bathroom looked like a bdsm club

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Rabbit Hill
Mar 11, 2009

God knows what lives in me in place of me.
Grimey Drawer

somepartsareme posted:

now now, he never expressed any personal desire in the :females:, he only wants to appeal to them due to their unfair influence in the buying of a house

Of all the fuckery he's posted, that's the one thing that creeps me out the most.

E: From June 7, 2018

Rabbit Hill posted:

I’m sorry, I can’t get over your claim that “women play an unfair role in the home-buying process.” Like a wife is a glorified family pet who should have no more say in where she lives than the dog does, and not a human being and her husband’s equal life partner.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

btw the shower has FOUR SHOWER HEADS

two wall mounted shower heads and two rainfall heads in the ceiling

FOUR SHOWER HEADS

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Fargin Icehole posted:

It looks like it should be on an episode of Hotel Hell where Gordon is just making GBS threads on the decor

Literally, as there is no proper place to poo poo due to lack of a toilet.

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

btw the shower has FOUR SHOWER HEADS

two wall mounted shower heads and two rainfall heads in the ceiling

FOUR SHOWER HEADS

didn't he say there's also a secret removable shower head hidden behind the towels? (???)

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Man, I wonder where I



have seen



this color



palate before








Truly it will remain one of life's greatest mysteries.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

ELI PORTER posted:

bEatmstrJ, his floor sagging
Shaka, when the tub fell

I have a feeling that tub was never designed for human use

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Queen Combat posted:

He said he hides his SA account "like it's pornography."
That was forums poster Gumbel2Gumbel.

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

btw the shower has FOUR SHOWER HEADS

two wall mounted shower heads and two rainfall heads in the ceiling

FOUR SHOWER HEADS


Wachter posted:

didn't he say there's also a secret removable shower head hidden behind the towels? (???)

Yeah there's actually at least _five_ - you can see the fifth one behind the towels:


You can see it poking up behind the red towel to the left. It's solely a handheld one. I guess maybe there's a switch or something to turn it on??? Presumably it doesn't just spray wildly at the wall the whole time.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

btw the shower has FOUR SHOWER HEADS

two wall mounted shower heads and two rainfall heads in the ceiling

FOUR SHOWER HEADS

How do you know theres more in the ceiling?

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

NotJustANumber99 posted:

How do you know theres more in the ceiling?


e: hahaha you can see all loving five showerheads here

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Lol OK couldn't bring myself to scroll all the way back through and didn't see that picture. Here you're not allowed to do that. You can have multiple shower heads but only one can receive water at once.

edit. Just noticed. Why does the top glass panel above the shower door rotate?

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Christ I can about guarantee the addition Ms. Caulk and I DIYed for our own house that added 2 bedrooms and a bath probably cost equivalent to or slightly more than this dumb-rear end DOOM bathroom. That includes excavation, architecture plans, a new concrete foundations, roof, framing, drywall, electrical and flooring.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Lol OK couldn't bring myself to scroll all the way back through and didn't see that picture. Here you're not allowed to do that. You can have multiple shower heads but only one can receive water at once.

If they all recieve water at once, then that means you can have up to 5 sexy co-eds soaping themselves up and giggling at the same time!

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

That is how all houses are shown now hate to break it to you

Yea, I essentially flipped and sold my house last year and used a realtor and her photos were all HDR'd like mad but the house sold in 10 days in and for like 20k more than my neighborhood average (I had a huge lot which helped).

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Who the gently caress needs FIVE SHOWERHEADS and no toilet?

Also



If these were on all the major networks as claimed, the ONLY possible way is because they paid for local commercial slots.

And that huge Facebook button is linked to the url of the website, and not to Facebook like it should be.

Good job.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

NotJustANumber99 posted:

edit. Just noticed. Why does the top glass panel above the shower door rotate?
That's a transom to allow airflow, presumably so you don't disappear in steam while showering and so the shower can hopefully dry out between uses.

vonnegutt posted:

Off topic but why does everyone always say "genuine Swarovski crystals"? Swarovski crystals are glass rhinestones. Why is having fake-rear end jewels a selling point?
Swarovskis are more sparkly and the coating is less likely to come off than no-name lovely rhinestones. But yeah they're still not remotely like an actual gem

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
The toilet is behind the door. It's not uncommon for large multiperson bathrooms to have a separate enclosure for the toilet for privacy purposes. The reason he didn't post it is because it's a generic white porcelain toilet and he's ashamed of it.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Wachter posted:

didn't he say there's also a secret removable shower head hidden behind the towels? (???)

the home invaders thought they had me. I was cornered in the doorless bathroom, with seemingly nothing with which to defend myself except a handful of limescaled gravel scooped from beneath the tub.

the leader of the gang advanced, backing me up against the glass door to the shower. it gave a soft click, like the mecha-membrane hybrid opto-mechanical switches on my Razer Huntsman Elite, and swung inwards on its two-way hinges.

I had prepared for this day.

in one move, as fast and precise as the tracking of my Razer Mamba's 5G advanced optical sensor with true 16,000 dpi, I reached under the decorative towels, grasped the detachable shower head, took aim, and sprayed.

the cold water water described an arc as thin as the bezel on my Razer Blade Stealth 13" laptop. it splashed onto the tile floor in front of them.

truly I was a formidable opponent

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

RocktheCaulk posted:

Christ I can about guarantee the addition Ms. Caulk and I DIYed for our own house that added 2 bedrooms and a bath probably cost equivalent to or slightly more than this dumb-rear end DOOM bathroom. That includes excavation, architecture plans, a new concrete foundations, roof, framing, drywall, electrical and flooring.

I updated an entire 2000 sq foot house from 1962 to present day, kitchen included with custom cabinet and redoing 3 (smaller) bathrooms for like 35k. There's no way this was 23k.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Source4Leko posted:

I updated an entire 2000 sq foot house from 1962 to present day, kitchen included with custom cabinet and redoing 3 (smaller) bathrooms for like 35k. There's no way this was 23k.

It probably cost a lot to claw it back from the "condemned" status

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

Source4Leko posted:

I updated an entire 2000 sq foot house from 1962 to present day, kitchen included with custom cabinet and redoing 3 (smaller) bathrooms for like 35k. There's no way this was 23k.

Where was that house located? I'm p sure BMJ lives in California.

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

Look Sir Droids posted:

Where was that house located? I'm p sure BMJ lives in California.

Near Chicago in a working class town.

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum

Iron Crowned posted:

It probably cost a lot to claw it back from the "condemned" status

Honestly I'd think just fixing the floor would cost like half what he said.

Popo
Apr 24, 2008

Homestuck is a true work of art surpassing all of Shakespeare's works.

NotJustANumber99 posted:

edit. Just noticed. Why does the top glass panel above the shower door rotate?

I love this bathroom. It just keeps giving. Whats with the cubby hole high above the bath?

I want to see the kitchen that dwells within this sweet child's imagination and all the 6th dimensional storage space and scifi prop cooking implements he'd put in it.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Popo posted:

I love this bathroom. It just keeps giving. Whats with the cubby hole high above the bath?

I want to see the kitchen that dwells within this sweet child's imagination and all the 6th dimensional storage space and scifi prop cooking implements he'd put in it.

Post the stove you coward!

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo

Source4Leko posted:

I updated an entire 2000 sq foot house from 1962 to present day, kitchen included with custom cabinet and redoing 3 (smaller) bathrooms for like 35k. There's no way this was 23k.

I'm under the assumption he spent way more than 23k for that bathroom after the joist gently caress up alone.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

RocktheCaulk posted:

I'm under the assumption he spent way more than 23k for that bathroom after the joist gently caress up alone.

23k was the cost of labor for a contractor coming in to fix the fuckups when it stopped being a DIY project, the granite vanity and the actual materials/fixtures are on top of that

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

From the last thread, after getting a contractor:

Here's a list of items the contractor will be tackling for the curious

- Engineering of the joists
- Repair/replace joists
- Redo tub plumbing (necessary after joist repair)
- Fix vanity plumbing
- Install new backer and tile vanity wall
- Fix any problems with the new shower wall
- Bathtub faucet plumbing
- Bathtub subfloor install and tiling
- Shower drain plumbing
- Shower benches/threshold framing
- Remove old electrical/lighting from shower area
- All shower fixture plumbing
- Shower pan build and hot mop
- Run old jacuzzi wiring to new location for heated floor/outlets
- Install steam shower
- Install backer and tile in shower/ceiling
- Install shower lights
- Frameless shower glass install
- Remove the old shower wall (partial - engineer to check)
- Cap off old shower plumbing
- Install floor heating element
- Install floor tile
- Demo as needed
- Passing all inspections

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

RocktheCaulk posted:

I'm under the assumption he spent way more than 23k for that bathroom after the joist gently caress up alone.

The joists were technically outside of the space designated for the bathroom so they don't count.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Iron Crowned posted:

I like how the women's version is apparently high heel shaped by standard, and the mens version is just regular low cut socks

The shape is the point -- it's a cut of sock designed to be invisible in heels/other styles of shoe that show off a lot of foot.

"But, Anti," you cry out, "why would someone making socks designed to be hidden then put a goddamn conspicuous bejeweled strap on them?" I have no answer for you, besides that the creators were this brain genius and someone related to him. Perhaps it's genetic.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

I thought we'd stopped talking about how this bathroom looked like a bdsm club

Subcontractor, not submissive. Soz

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

23k was the cost of labor for a contractor coming in to fix the fuckups when it stopped being a DIY project, the granite vanity and the actual materials/fixtures are on top of that

You can get an extremely nice mid-grade vehicle for the price of this bathroom. A high quality sedan, or a good minivan or SUV. I'm talking full tech packages here. And you could get them in any color palette you wanted. From onyx black to ultra red. With racing stripes of the opposite color, even!


Instead he got a bathroom that makes him unfuckable.

No wonder he's defensive.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Who What Now posted:

You can get an extremely nice mid-grade vehicle for the price of this bathroom. A high quality sedan, or a good minivan or SUV. I'm talking full tech packages here. And you could get them in any color palette you wanted. From onyx black to ultra red. With racing stripes of the opposite color, even!


Instead he got a bathroom that makes him unfuckable.

No wonder he's defensive.

no see he's not trying to attract :females: to have sex with, he's trying to attract :females: who will see the bathroom and immediately force their husband to buy the house

lol like this dude needs a weird bathroom to be unfuckable

Ballistic Anomaly
Dec 29, 2008

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Who What Now posted:

You can get an extremely nice mid-grade vehicle for the price of this bathroom. A high quality sedan, or a good minivan or SUV. I'm talking full tech packages here. And you could get them in any color palette you wanted. From onyx black to ultra red. With racing stripes of the opposite color, even!


Instead he got a bathroom that makes him unfuckable.

No wonder he's defensive.
He could match his bathroom. Toss some pebbles in the footwell and he'd be right at home.


Edit: Fixed.

AFewBricksShy fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Feb 28, 2019

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I admit I've never really understood that. I mean I get that it's real but it's bizarre to me how everyone really does want a house that's as generic as possible.

it's not that people want generic. it's that generic is fine for almost everyone and lets them customize it to themselves somewhat, but something that's highly customized to someone else is not fine for people who aren't them, and it's hard to make it customized to yourself

like maybe you love nautical themes, and beatmasterj loves GAMERZ/bdsm themes; neither of you are going to be happy in each other's custom house and have no real way to get it to something you're happy with. but if you both have a generic house, you can hang some pictures of boats and he can spraypaint black and red and hang up some whips, and you're both pretty happy.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Snow Cone Capone posted:

no see he's not trying to attract :females: to have sex with, he's trying to attract :females: who will see the bathroom and immediately force their husband to buy the house

lol like this dude needs a weird bathroom to be unfuckable

What about the socks my dude, wouldn't they also attract the :females:

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I admit I've never really understood that. I mean I get that it's real but it's bizarre to me how everyone really does want a house that's as generic as possible.

It stems from the idea that houses are an investment and not "a place you're planning on living for a long time, possibly the rest of your life"

The fact that a large and increasing number of people are expected to basically never be able to afford to buy a house ever, combined with the continuing obsession with building giant expensive mcmansions, means the odds aren't bad that you're going to be selling to someone who only wants the house to flip it again later (or rent it)

which means generic bathrooms baby

Popo
Apr 24, 2008

Homestuck is a true work of art surpassing all of Shakespeare's works.

Iron Crowned posted:

Post the stove you coward!

You know it'd be 3 microwaves, an inexplicable bbq sunk into the floor and a halogen cook with extra LED lights. Females are always complaining about cleaning ovens so gently caress that and anything you'd do on a hob can be done on the grill. None of the cupboards open in ways you'd expect. There are three fridges and two dishwashers. There is no sink.

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Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

btw the shower has FOUR SHOWER HEADS

two wall mounted shower heads and two rainfall heads in the ceiling

FOUR SHOWER HEADS

I mean, 2 will never get used but that's still cool? Unnecessary but whateva

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