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i hope danaerys has a baby and her vagina b ecoems gigantic... big enough to crush a man
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Hell Yeah posted:i hope danaerys has a baby and her vagina b ecoems gigantic... big enough to crush a man hell, same
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Feb 28, 2019 00:56
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How long until the entire season is leaked
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Mar 1, 2019 06:40
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Sandor, Davos, Tormund, and Beric are still cool characters imo
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Mar 1, 2019 06:54
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Beric has a delightful voice and I wanna hear him say more things.
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Mar 1, 2019 07:00
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why is Davos always saying that he's not a fighter? He survived the Blackwater (by luck mostly, but still) and led the infantry charge at the Battle of the Bastards (and survived)
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Mar 1, 2019 07:26
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davos put all his stat points into agility so even though he's capable of inflicting incredible damage, he can't tank or sustain a fight
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Mar 1, 2019 07:38
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:davos put all his stat points into agility so even though he's capable of inflicting incredible damage, he can't tank or sustain a fight His high dex makes him reasonably tanky, as he never dies. He just can't hold aggro.
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Mar 1, 2019 07:49
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Bronn easily has the highest power level of any character on the show
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Mar 1, 2019 07:53
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Bacontotem posted:How long until the entire season is leaked The scripts are out there. The eps won't be for another month or so. Jon Snew becomes a lumberjack. Dany dies. Rumpelstiltskin fucks the translator. What else do you wanna know?
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Zippy the Bummer posted:Bronn easily has the highest power level of any character on the show Bron is the laziest fanservice he should have died 100 times by now
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Mar 1, 2019 13:20
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I'm in season 5 and just watched the episode where a giant steps on some people.
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Mar 1, 2019 14:18
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bradzilla posted:I'm in season 5 and just watched the episode where a giant steps on some people. It's all downhill from there. Should have just turned it off after the stepping.
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Mar 1, 2019 14:22
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bradzilla posted:I'm in season 5 and just watched the episode where a giant steps on some people. one of my favorite episodes
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Mar 1, 2019 14:38
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I predict that in a climactic scene, just as they're about to be overwhelmed by ice zombie giants, our heroes will reveal their superweapon: an even bigger giant, which then goes on to step on the smaller enemy giants.
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Mar 1, 2019 15:11
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imagine watching the red wedding and being shocked and crying like an rear end in a top hat instead of lmaoing all the way through
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Mar 1, 2019 15:19
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Glenn Quebec posted:Bron is the laziest fanservice he should have died 100 times by now i wish they had tried harder to find more time for the storyline where he gets bequeathed to a retard and somehow turns it around into a lordship through a series of murders and nobody seems to care
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Mar 1, 2019 15:21
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Loden Taylor posted:I predict that in a climactic scene, just as they're about to be overwhelmed by ice zombie giants, our heroes will reveal their superweapon: an even bigger giant, which then goes on to step on the smaller enemy giants. No way would the writers come up with something this good.
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Mar 1, 2019 15:21
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ArmZ posted:imagine watching the red wedding and being shocked and crying like an rear end in a top hat instead of lmaoing all the way through https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78juOpTM3tE
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Mar 1, 2019 17:26
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ArmZ posted:imagine watching the red wedding and being shocked and crying like an rear end in a top hat instead of lmaoing all the way through hello my wife
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Mar 1, 2019 17:37
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:i wish they had tried harder to find more time for the storyline where he gets bequeathed to a retard and somehow turns it around into a lordship through a series of murders and nobody seems to care And naming his son Tyrion to piss off the queen, if memory serves.
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Mar 1, 2019 17:42
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Lush Cersei in the book is really fun to read. Short hair Cersei on the show not so much
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Mar 1, 2019 17:48
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:i wish they had tried harder to find more time for the storyline where he gets bequeathed to a retard and somehow turns it around into a lordship through a series of murders and nobody seems to care He gets betrothed to one. Retard.
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Mar 1, 2019 17:49
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El_Elegante posted:He gets betrothed to one. Retard.
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Mar 1, 2019 19:51
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I hope Podrick dick slams some more people
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George H.W. oval office posted:I hope Podrick dick slams some more people https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMlvKbbLGc0
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Mar 3, 2019 01:42
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Glenn Quebec posted:Lush Cersei in the book is really fun to read. Short hair Cersei on the show not so much Lena Headey drinking and swearing her way through the episode commentaries is one of the few good things left about the show. The best final season would be every lead downing a bottle of gin before filming and improvising the whole thing. Then the final scene is a long pan out to reveal all of Westeros is a tabletop war game in GRRM's basement and it ends when a George steps on everyone.
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Mar 3, 2019 13:26
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He said a giant not a fat gently caress
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Arya finds out that the zombie ice king army are in fact invading because of an ancient prophecy: every 10000 years they have to invade or else the summer will not stop heating up and a great drought happens. crops die, fields turn to deserts and thousands starve. In order to prevent this from happening jon and the north have to be sacrificed to allow king's landing and the south to survive and eventually allow westoros to be prosperous again. Arya takes the face of her father, and visits Jon during the night which is super awkward because he's in bed with danaerys at the time. Jon, massively surprised hears his own father tell him that he has to lose. Daenaerys refuses to believe it's true, and from her time in the east knows of the faceless men and thinks it's a plot to trick jon and let the lannisters take over the world. Jon gets convinced it's a plot and refuses to believe arya, so she pulls out the sword jon gave her and stabs him saying "Then I have to give this back to you" as she reveals her true identity. Jon looks surprised as he dies and then dayneris kills Arya because saying a clever phrase when someone else is there to kill you is dumb. Daenuris readies her army and takes on the lannisters, who like danerys once did, all have the shits. The ice king invades and all get melted as the dragons get press ganged into eternal flamethrowers. Daynerus takes the throne, builds a big monument to Jon, then dies because of the drought and famine. As the final episode ends with 15 minutes to go in the time slot the cast appears and gives a lovely PSA about the dangers of global warming.
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Mar 3, 2019 18:11
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Mar 3, 2019 18:17
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Just gunna assume that says a giant will step on some people
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Mar 3, 2019 18:33
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ilmucche posted:Arya finds out that the zombie ice king army are in fact invading because of an ancient prophecy: every 10000 years they have to invade I got this far and now I want a mass effect/game of thrones crossover
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Mar 3, 2019 18:43
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That's 100% no more dumb than the Arya/Sansa betrayal plotline
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Mar 3, 2019 18:45
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im just one of the regular soldiers camping in the woods somewhere and sucking off my sergeant
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Mar 3, 2019 20:11
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i hope a dwarf jumps over some people
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Loden Taylor posted:I predict that in a climactic scene, just as they're about to be overwhelmed by ice zombie giants, our heroes will reveal their superweapon: an even bigger giant, which then goes on to step on the smaller enemy giants. Powerful.
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Mar 3, 2019 20:35
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so from the leaks so far sansa dies
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Mar 3, 2019 20:53
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Typo posted:so from the leaks so far sansa dies Yes, a giant steps on her. RIP in peace
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steinrokkan posted:i hope a dwarf jumps over some people Tyrion did a wicked awesome  backflip off a fence in the first book. It may happen.
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Hell Yeah posted:Yes, a giant steps on her. RIP in peace "Rip" is such a funny word to say when someone dies. "Oh, your loved one died, that's too bad. ....rrrrrrrriiiippp" At best that's a dismissive fart noise, at worst you're explaining how the person was ripped in two by a train
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