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Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

from the article

quote:

The unidentified family of five — including three young children — had fallen behind on bills. The husband had been left a paraplegic after a work-related injury, according to local news reports.
man gently caress that city

also

quote:

It also strongly denied local news reports that the debt collector had first considered taking the father’s wheelchair.
lol

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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

jfc selling kids to pay debts lmfao there are no first world countries any more

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

got any sevens posted:

jfc selling kids to pay debts lmfao there are no first world countries any more

Fun fact; first world country doesn't mean rich or advanced.
It means "Alligned with the US/NATO"
Second world nation means "Alligned with USSR/Warsaw Pact"
and third world are the battlegrounds for the first two worlds.




but even used as describing and advanced rich nation;
the US hasn't been that for ever?

double negative
Jul 7, 2003



quote:

The story came to light recently only after the police officer who had purchased the pet pug on eBay, Michaela Jordan, went to local newspapers to announce plans to sue the city for veterinarian bills and the nearly $800 she had paid for the year-old, purebred pup because she discovered that the animal was quite sick.

“I’m really upset,” she told the German tabloid Bild. “The dog had to be operated on four times. In two weeks, the fifth operation is scheduled.”

lol

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

quote:

A city spokesman on Thursday called it “a pugmatic solution” to an outstanding debt.

FTFY

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

School be teaching my niece a bunch of capitalist propaganda

Having em like start a "biztown" where they apply for jobs n stuff

She was a bank teller

She's fuckin 10 you fucks

I mean a traditional "here's what the big adults do at work all day to keep society running" lesson would be fun, you could go on a field trip to places like the airport or the fire station or whatever, I don't know why they had to go and make it weird

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
If some debt collector tries to come take my dog I'll shoot him, that's all. I bet a jury would even let me go.

At least there's some good things about the USA

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


It's a goddamn purebred pug, they're all sick all the time, that's what you're paying for: the vanity of owning a deformed broken animal mankind made solely for our entertainment, gently caress you lady

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Moridin920 posted:

School be teaching my niece a bunch of capitalist propaganda

Having em like start a "biztown" where they apply for jobs n stuff

She was a bank teller

She's fuckin 10 you fucks

have you heard of this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KidZania

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

lmao

quote:

“In general, it’s illegal to seize pets for payment,” said Nicoline Schuleit, a lawyer who specializes in animals in the neighboring town of Bielefeld. But she noted that exceptions can be made for particularly valuable pets.

It's illegal to seize pets for payment, unless they're actually worth anything of course

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



Shame Boy posted:

lmao


It's illegal to seize pets for payment, unless they're actually worth anything of course

you know some rich dude tried to dump value into racing horses or some poo poo to avoid collections in the past




lol

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


quote:

In this city, children aged 4 through 14, work in branded activities from bottling Coca-Cola, working in a Crest-sponsored dentist office, working at a McDonald's restaurant, painting with Corporação Industrial do Norte, washing hands with P&G's Safeguard soap, and using airline tickets from American Airlines, Fly Dubai and Saudia.[3]

Thanks, I hate it

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
It's a pug, the value they bring is to the veterinarian who has to keep doing surgery on it because it's a broken mess from the day it was born.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Tashilicious posted:

Fun fact; first world country doesn't mean rich or advanced.
It means "Alligned with the US/NATO"
Second world nation means "Alligned with USSR/Warsaw Pact"
and third world are the battlegrounds for the first two worlds.




but even used as describing and advanced rich nation;
the US hasn't been that for ever?

Fun fact: nobody has used it to actually mean that in a non-historical context since like 1993 and language changes to fit the needs of the era. Also I think third world just meant unaligned, originally used in the context of "countries that are ignored and left to languish because they're not aligned with a cold war power", it didn't have anything to do with the world wars afaik. e: see below

I don't super like the "developing" vs. "developed" nation classification that's replacing it, it has a whole bunch of capitalism problems baked right in, like the idea that developing nations just need to Try Harder and they'll eventually become developed, even though developed nations have boots on their necks that weren't there when they were first becoming developed themselves

e: yep, it postdates world war 2 by several years

e2: you said the first two worlds, not the first two world wars, i am an idiot

Shame Boy has issued a correction as of 16:55 on Mar 1, 2019

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
It all ties back to the old European idea that civilization moves along a timeline and that they are the most advanced and everyone else needs to catch up. Thus white man's burden or stuff like ignoring native American systems of govt and ownership bc they weren't European or 'India can rule itself once they develop and the British teach them how' (and conveniently the British get the define what the criteria are for someone else's freedom and also conveniently 'proper rule' = profitable to Britain).

Thus the most advanced capitalist countries are "developed" and get to dick on everyone else who isn't quite developed. For their own good.

Moridin920 has issued a correction as of 16:57 on Mar 1, 2019

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Moridin920 posted:

School be teaching my niece a bunch of capitalist propaganda

Having em like start a "biztown" where they apply for jobs n stuff

She was a bank teller

She's fuckin 10 you fucks

we did that for an entire year in 5th grade.

fun part: every other week had “market” where people traded/bartered/fake-money sold stuff like baked goods or arts and crafts. There was a strict rule that these things couldn’t be commercially made to avoid rich kids IRL from just selling factory-made toys. Popular items included one kid’s commissioned artwork and little baked clay monster figurines a girl made/painted, and various plastic/string jewelry type things the girls would make.

Also one kid was good as hell at counterfeiting the money and/or thieving from the teachers and would basically play robin hood for the kids with low-paying jobs

Bad part: things like hall passes outside of assigned bathroom breaks cost money and encouraged snitching, and one person had the job of checking to make sure people did their jobs or be docked pay. If the inspector let transgressions go and the teachers noticed, the inspector’s pay was docked, so either you pooled money to pay off the inspector or the inspector generally went hard on looking for failure to work. Jobs varied from “make sure chairs are pushed in” to more complex stuff like maintaining the classroom calendar of events, homework, etc to being the class pets’ caretaker (work-intensive but highly competed for).

It eventually got out of hand and the program ended early.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

mlmp08 posted:

Bad part: things like hall passes outside of assigned bathroom breaks cost money and encouraged snitching, and one person had the job of checking to make sure people did their jobs or be docked pay.

Lmao what the gently caress. "Oh I'm sorry, you need to go to the bathroom again Timmy? Too bad your sales have been so dismal then I guess, the bathroom is for winners"

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Yeah, no.

When I was a small child, I would pretend I was "working," but work generally involved making blobs of green Play-Doh into slightly different blobs of green Play-Doh, or extruding tubes of blue Play-Doh. The real work was that I couldn't mix the colors because then I'd never get them apart and my mom wouldn't buy me more green or blue Play-Doh.

Also dinosaurs and Hot Wheels were involved in my work day.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Shame Boy posted:

Lmao what the gently caress. "Oh I'm sorry, you need to go to the bathroom again Timmy? Too bad your sales have been so dismal then I guess, the bathroom is for winners"

One girl got caught taking bathroom breaks during class with a teacher who didn’t partake and there was a loving town hall hearing over whether to fine her or ban her from “market day” next go-around.

At first the teacher was kind of annoyed that we were like “whatever” and were going to give a verbal warning or fine the equivalent of a fake quarter. So the teacher amped up the dishonesty of it and watched the class start going full fash until at the end it was the teacher vetoing the absurdly harsh punishments and Scarlett Letter poo poo the class started endorsing.

It did not help that the class was probably 85% white and this girl was Indian American. Pretty sure her ending up in tears and her dad, a professor at Purdue University, flipping poo poo are part of what ended the whole thing early.

we were all dumb 5th graders and it’s not like I was the wise sage in the room, but the whole thing was not fun after that loving “hearing.” I think her dad reached out to other parents, because I got a lecture from my mom about what little cretins we collectively were to her that week.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Congrats on teaching kids that capitalism inherently leads to corruption, unfair punishment for non-crimes and general hatred of people who should be your friends I guess, rear end in a top hat economist who came up with that lesson plan

(Unfortunately I get the feeling that quite a lot of kids probably took away the opposite message, that those people are out to steal your hard-earned bathroom breaks by using the socialist welfare state of the other classroom's bathroom)

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

rump buttman posted:

you know some rich dude tried to dump value into racing horses or some poo poo to avoid collections in the past


lol

sieze his house then and he can be homeless wirh his purebred horseies

Shame Boy posted:

Lmao what the gently caress. "Oh I'm sorry, you need to go to the bathroom again Timmy? Too bad your sales have been so dismal then I guess, the bathroom is for winners"

preparing them for real jobs
:gda:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

:catstare:

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
is that a sandpaper tampon??

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

ribbed smoothened for her no one's pleasure

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

bring back old gbs posted:

is that a sandpaper tampon??

gotta get those calluses off of your pussy somehow

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Needs a flared base imo

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

spacetoaster posted:

They've got the lights on hats too.


http://www.reflectacles.com/#home - Too expensive

That's just one company. There's a bunch.

I also want to point out that it's probably cheaper to just make your own with this: https://www.amazon.com/XFasten-Refl...8-4-spons&psc=1

I got a new project

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

gotta get those calluses off of your pussy somehow

How often do those develop? :ohdear:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Outrail posted:

Needs a flared base imo

No then it wouldn't look like it's some ancient oriental secret mystical device hewn out of natural rock and infused with chi, which is what you're paying for

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Outrail posted:

Needs a flared base imo

i too confuse vaginas and assholes

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

i too confuse vaginas and assholes

you can also lose things in a pussy and need them medically removed hth

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Tashilicious posted:

you can also lose things in a pussy and need them medically removed hth

Are you telling me that pussies are like bags of holding?

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


I'm glad that at least at the end of the story, some jackbooted piece of poo poo cop got stuck with the hospital bills.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Iron Crowned posted:

How often do those develop? :ohdear:

Ever do R&R in thailand?

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Iron Crowned posted:

Are you telling me that pussies are like bags of holding?

pretend i am awake and on the ball enough to make a small dick joke out of this tia

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Tashilicious posted:

you can also lose things in a pussy and need them medically removed hth

maybe you can

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Every day we move farther from God's light

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Tashilicious posted:

pretend i am awake and on the ball enough to make a small dick joke out of this tia

I'm more disappointed in myself that in my rush to make a D&D joke, I missed "Vag of Holding," which was right there :negative:


THat looks like it's just a nutella filled doughnut, so I would

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