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quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


The first reply to the pope’s tweet is a loving sick burn 👌

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FebrezeNinja
Nov 22, 2007

At the bottom of a thread about Revolut's abusive and illegal work practices, the author finds some IoSM:
https://twitter.com/phillipcaudell/status/1101478766080151552

Saagonsa
Dec 29, 2012


If there's one thing I have to admire about TERFs, it's their ability to galaxy brain in ways I've never thought possible

E: I am being informed that I do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to 'em

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010

quidditch it and quit it posted:

The first reply to the pope’s tweet is a loving sick burn 👌

The second reply is wild; some Trump supporters whose brains have presumably been fried by Qanon think that this is the Catholic Church tweeting out their secret support for... abortions.

https://twitter.com/NeensCa/status/1101684339811799041

I thought this was too stupid to be real but it seems sincere.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

When it comes to Trump supporters on Twitter there is no such thing as too stupid to be real. It's always real, and there's always someone even dumber out there.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Bertrand Hustle posted:

When it comes to Trump supporters on Twitter there is no such thing as too stupid to be real. It's always real, and there's always someone even dumber out there.

For example, this guy who posted a bunch of pictures of babies with QAnon slogans on top of them

https://twitter.com/PowerTaking/status/1101685748728819712


the one that's really worth clicking through for:

Handiklap
Aug 14, 2004

Mmmm no.

ModernMajorGeneral posted:

The second reply is wild; some Trump supporters whose brains have presumably been fried by Qanon think that this is the Catholic Church tweeting out their secret support for... abortions.

https://twitter.com/NeensCa/status/1101684339811799041

I thought this was too stupid to be real but it seems sincere.

My jaw actually did that involuntary thing where it drops further and further as I read that tweet.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



ghost emoji posted:

I swear, the alt-right only has four jokes, and they just spam them 24/7.

They're literally the NPCs they constantly accuse other people of being.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

chitoryu12 posted:

On a video of a water slide:



Who the hell is "edomites" a slur towards

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/Pontifex/status/1101459569862033408



And the cardinals are like "oh, to eat, or, are we just holding them, what's the go boss?"

Pope's gonna need a new hat.

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

zoux posted:

Who the hell is "edomites" a slur towards
Somebody got their biblical regions screwed up?

Technocrat
Jan 30, 2011

I always finish what I sta
https://twitter.com/Whooping_Jane/status/1101865219901571072

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

And here I thought neoconservatives were against entitlements :chord:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

vyelkin posted:

And here I thought neoconservatives were against entitlements :chord:

Kind of like how libertarians are frustrated that their neckbeards and galaxy brained political philosophy doesn't exactly drop panties without realizing that this is just the free market at work.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


He's right ladies, who's stepping up

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

vyelkin posted:

For example, this guy who posted a bunch of pictures of babies with QAnon slogans on top of them

https://twitter.com/PowerTaking/status/1101685748728819712


the one that's really worth clicking through for:



Who is Molochi and how did the baby get away from him?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Field Mousepad posted:

Who is Molochi



Edit: update from the THQ Nordic fiasco

https://twitter.com/yourcompanionAI/status/1101753215723421696

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

This reminds of of the great quote attributed to Stephen King.

quote:

People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff. I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy, and I keep it in a jar on my desk.

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
Oh hell yeah, idiocy is crossing the streams:

https://twitter.com/plentyofalcoves/status/1101884450013696000

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


Field Mousepad posted:

Who is Molochi and how did the baby get away from him?

Moloch was a Caananite god mentioned in the Bible as receiving child/baby sacrifices. Supposedly through living cremation in an idol and not through medical procedure, but these guys have never let little details get in the way of their conspiracies.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/Pontifex/status/1101459569862033408



And the cardinals are like "oh, to eat, or, are we just holding them, what's the go boss?"

https://twitter.com/SonOfGodAndMan/status/1101489582904889345

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

That Notch fella sure seems like a sad blumpkin.

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord

mng posted:

That Notch fella sure seems like a sad blumpkin.
Reminder that he refused a personal invitation to party with Snoop.

Notch is a sadsack piece of poo poo and deserves every bit of his misery.

Free Drinks
Dec 16, 2006

Oh, my God; I care so little, I almost passed out.

cohsae posted:

That demonic toys video just reminded me of this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn7TcsT91C8

That demonic toys video was hella rad. It was fun watching two old middle-aged dudes talk about the plots and characters of old cartoons. Tying it all to the occult just made it cooler.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Did Thundercats get a pass because it's technically anime?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Free Drinks posted:

That demonic toys video was hella rad. It was fun watching two old middle-aged dudes talk about the plots and characters of old cartoons. Tying it all to the occult just made it cooler.

"I heard about a woman whose son heard on the radio that Jesus was the Master of the Universe and he said NO mommy HE-MAN is the master of the universe

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

zoux posted:

Who the hell is "edomites" a slur towards

It's a Black Hebrew Israelites thing. They believe Ashkenazim and Sephardim, and by extension all Caucasians, are Fake Jews descended from the house of Esau/Edom.

MachineryNoise
Jan 13, 2008

So I shout "Set your life on fire!"

Puppy Time posted:

Moloch was a Caananite god mentioned in the Bible as receiving child/baby sacrifices. Supposedly through living cremation in an idol and not through medical procedure, but these guys have never let little details get in the way of their conspiracies.

Long story short, it's antisemitism.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Besesoth posted:

It's a Black Hebrew Israelites thing. They believe Ashkenazim and Sephardim, and by extension all Caucasians, are Fake Jews descended from the house of Esau/Edom.

Nobody tell the alt-right that not only are Jews white people, they are the ur-White People, the whitest.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/Nick_Offerman/status/1100170393883680768

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
Surely the name malachi is something like 'blah of moloch' just like other biblical names are references to other canaanite gods. And wasnt edom a possible source region of yahweh as a god?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Watermelon Daiquiri posted:

Surely the name malachi is something like 'blah of moloch' just like other biblical names are references to other canaanite gods. And wasnt edom a possible source region of yahweh as a god?

Malachi is one of the Prophets.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Puppy Time posted:

Moloch was a Caananite god mentioned in the Bible as receiving child/baby sacrifices. Supposedly through living cremation in an idol and not through medical procedure, but these guys have never let little details get in the way of their conspiracies.

Back when Occupy was a Thing, there was this guy who used to spam all the left-leaning Facebook groups about how the city council were using social workers to kidnap children to sacrifice to the owl god Moloch (because the city's coat of arms and a lot of the city's symbolism involves owls).

This is before the whole Jimmy Savile scandal came out, but given that the morgue where Savile did unspeakable things is directly between the town hall and the council offices, maybe he was onto something. :tinfoil:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/GamerTakes/status/1101909504202076161?s=19

Funzo
Dec 6, 2002



TinTower posted:



This is before the whole Jimmy Savile scandal came out, but given that the morgue where Savile did unspeakable things is directly between the town hall and the council offices, maybe he was onto something. :tinfoil:

Wait, what?

quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


Funzo posted:

Wait, what?

Perfectly normal behaviour for the time, nothing to see here.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Fairly innocent one, Brita promotes an organic tweet that advertises their brand, and the writer then takes a good swipe at the dummy gun girl in the top reply. Chuds probably smashing their water jugs as we speak.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Anything that gets chuds to own themselves by destroying their own things that they already paid for and will likely replace when they realize that they like filtered water more than being angry is ok by me.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Anything that gets chuds to own themselves by destroying their own things that they already paid for and will likely replace when they realize that they like filtered water more than being angry is ok by me.

:same:

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/StevenTowersPhD/status/1101962575569276928

:rolleyes:

https://twitter.com/nwalks/status/1101971541473009664
:thurman:

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