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Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Dr. VooDoo posted:

So the gross ghoul who stepped all over the bodies of his fellow Parkland shooting victims as fast as he could to be a “The mass shooting survivor kid who likes guns!” grifter was at CPAC and the NRA has a little video of him on twitter ranting about guns and I dunno what’s going on with him but he seems to struggle blinking both eyes at the same time

https://twitter.com/nra/status/1102012028036763649?s=21

You ever see something and know it's going to be shown in a Ken Burns documentary in like ten years?

Yeah.

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FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Ghost Leviathan posted:

I'm starting to see why all these young conservative grifters end up going completely nuts and flaming out, because the slightest amount of anything resembling success causes them to lose their goddamn minds.
Laura Loomer was always loving crazy and never successful

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
I wonder if Mueller is gonna sue Wohl for slander after he's done doing important stuff.

Edit: Apparently, David Wohl retweeted an account named "Jacob Wohl drinks pee pee".

Lycus fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Mar 3, 2019

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Lycus posted:

I wonder if Mueller is gonna sue Wohl for slander after he's done doing important stuff.

Edit: Apparently, David Wohl retweeted an account named "Jacob Wohl drinks pee pee".

You can change your account title after someone retweets you and people do it cases like this exactly for reactions like yours.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

RandomBlue posted:

You can change your account title after someone retweets you and people do it cases like this exactly for reactions like yours.

Ben Shapiro gets hit with that a lot too. People post incredibly obvious schuck-bait tweets in the hopes he retweets them and then he gets burned by them changing their display name and has to delete it to save face. It's almost kind of shocking how reliably well it works.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

RandomBlue posted:

You can change your account title after someone retweets you and people do it cases like this exactly for reactions like yours.

It’s still funny and a great self own.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Bottom Liner posted:

It’s still funny and a great self own.

Don't know about self own but it is funny.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
The best part is that it's a post that humiliates Jacob, unless you're an idiot and think it's "Jacob looking awesome".

Lycus fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Mar 3, 2019

Live At Five!
Feb 15, 2008

RandomBlue posted:

Don't know about self own but it is funny.

Shapiro's entire existence is a long self own.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

RandomBlue posted:

Don't know about self own but it is funny.

It's not so much a self-own as it is the internet equivalent of Daddy Duck walking face first into a fake door Bugs Bunny's painted on a wall. You're right, still really loving funny though.

Stickman
Feb 1, 2004

nine-gear crow posted:

It's not so much a self-own as it is the internet equivalent of Daddy Duck walking face first into a fake door Bugs Bunny's painted on a wall. You're right, still really loving funny though.

Did someone say “duck daddy”?

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

nine-gear crow posted:

It's not so much a self-own as it is the internet equivalent of Daddy Duck walking face first into a fake door Bugs Bunny's painted on a wall. You're right, still really loving funny though.
For a second I thought you were nicknaming donald trump "daddy duck"

The Super-Id
Nov 9, 2005

"You know it's what you really want."


Grimey Drawer

nine-gear crow posted:

...Daddy Duck...

Woh woh woh, hold on. Are you a crow or a duck? What’s going on here, some sort of bird miscegenation? Not on my forums

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005
I love how you can watch the spread of phone-posting on the forums over the years from how often autocorrect mangles everything people type. :lol:

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Jacob Wohl and Laura Loomer are the most well suited couple I have ever seen. They’re perfect for each other.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.
Before Daffy joined the Merrie Melodies troupe, he did porn under the name "Daddy Duck". There's no shame in that.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Lycus posted:

Before Daffy joined the Merrie Melodies troupe, he did porn under the name "Daddy Duck". There's no shame in that.

He doesn't wear pants, just a merkin for his massive schlong

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Live At Five! posted:

Shapiro's entire existence is a long self own.

It’s actually a very short self-own.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

RandomBlue posted:

Don't know about self own but it is funny.

They walk right into it despite the super obvious trap

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
Ah I was wondering why I was quoted so many times in a row. loving auto correct :manning:

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
I love laughing at Jacob Wohl but it's depressing that he's still likely pulling in enough money to live off of and also likely, even with other right wing nutjobs side-eyeing him, that he could fail his way up.

Fragmented posted:

For sure. I just don't like my city being dragged down when i work with a bunch of people trying to fix the endemic racism and inequality, there are people trying to make this city better.

When I brought up the institutional racism it wasn't to say it was a racial hellhole devoid of good people.There were good people, and people in places from ancillary medical services to social workers that I had to deal with would often go above and beyond for me and others I knew, which I cannot say the same for in other cities I have lived.

I can honestly say trying to make a living out there for so many years, being lower class and of color, was rough and objectively made parts of my life worse, and 8 years later I still haven't fully recovered. Despite that, I do miss some of the people and I really miss the bars.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
These people are absolutely going to blow all their money the moment the well dries up, just like Milo.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Ghost Leviathan posted:

These people are absolutely going to blow all their money the moment the well dries up, just like Milo.

That's been one of the silver linings of the rise and slowburn fall of the alt-right is seeing all these folks like Milo and Richard Spencer and Laura Loomer winding up thousands to millions in debt because they couldn't stop themselves from doing poo poo like eating at $1000-a-plate restaurants every night, or mortgaged all of their assets to kickstart Twitter For Nazis and couldn't get any advertisers to buy into it because it was Twitter For Nazis, or were just unlucky enough to be born Laura Loomer.

The best example of someone missing/being washed up on shore dry by the grift wave was the dude who functionally spawned the alt-right with his OP on Gamergate, Eron Gjoni. Zoe Quinn wound up an in-demand e-famous creative influencer with multiple high profile projects on the go as of 2019, while Gjoni makes $40 a month on Patreon doing flash animations of Simpsons characters. The irony is almost painful.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

nine-gear crow posted:

The best example of someone missing/being washed up on shore dry by the grift wave was the dude who functionally spawned the alt-right with his OP on Gamergate, Eron Gjoni. Zoe Quinn wound up an in-demand e-famous creative influencer with multiple high profile projects on the go as of 2019, while Gjoni makes $40 a month on Patreon doing flash animations of Simpsons characters. The irony is almost painful.
That's wonderful to hear.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

VH4Ever posted:

Wait, wait, wait, wait......you are calling Portland out for "not doing enough" for racial issues and you live in San Francisco? Are you loving serious right now? The city who is probably the most notorious offender at racially unbalanced gentrification, who charges Oakland residents an entry fee on the bridge into town? This is some pretty loving naked gaslighting going on right here, holy hypocritical horseshit.

Lol wtf is this poo poo? There is also an "entry fee" on the bridge from the extremely white North side of the bay, otherwise known as a bridge toll. These tolls aren't set by the city of San Francisco, they're set by a regional transportation commission that has representatives from like 16 different counties (including Oakland and Alameda) as well as state and federal representatives.

SF has far from perfect racial equality but this is some ridiculously disingenuous bullshit.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Jacob Wohl is going to go full Eliot Rogers within a year

Don't insult Rogers like that. Dude might have been a hosed up loser by his own doings, but he was more of a human than Wohl will ever be

PuntCuncher
Apr 21, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

SocketWrench posted:

Don't insult Rogers like that. Dude might have been a hosed up loser by his own doings, but he was more of a human than Wohl will ever be

Who would you say your brand of edgy comedy is for, exactly?

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Lycus posted:

I wonder if Mueller is gonna sue Wohl for slander after he's done doing important stuff.

Edit: Apparently, David Wohl retweeted an account named "Jacob Wohl drinks pee pee".

What probably happened was he retweeted an account, that person saw that he retweeted them, and they changed their display name to that so it would say that on his TL. I had a big account quote-tweet me to try to sicc her followers on me and I did the same thing:

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

Unoriginal Name posted:

My city doesn't have problems with 1 and 2 and our approach to Nazis is thus:



Watch the nazi's right hand gesturing. First it's "come on bring it," then the puncher takes a step towards him and then it's "wait hold up." He turns from tough guy to coward in an instant.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Sundae posted:

I love how you can watch the spread of phone-posting on the forums over the years from how often autocorrect mangles everything people type. :lol:

That’s why they call it a “self own”

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

1glitch0 posted:

Everyone is so stupid it's physically exhausting.

https://i.imgur.com/Eu9lTTS.mp4

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*


Who took away mario's hand pulling his face

Fragmented
Oct 7, 2003

I'm not ready =(

What a great first thing to see when i wake up. Today will certainly be a wonderful day!

Edit- He's making the face i make when i think about how screwed we all are lol

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Captain Invictus posted:

That's wonderful to hear.

It’s the inevitable ending of all right wing grifters. There’s always another grifter out there ready to take things even further and crazier so grifters have a very short shelf life. Unless they land a gig at Fox News or something another grifter will always come along and replace them

TyroneGoldstein
Mar 30, 2005
No seriously, how hard is he straining there?

I mean, I'm a healthy dude and I couldn't even deal with that jet lag timeshift. I could only imagine how bad it is at 70+ years old.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

TyroneGoldstein posted:

No seriously, how hard is he straining there?

I mean, I'm a healthy dude and I couldn't even deal with that jet lag timeshift. I could only imagine how bad it is at 70+ years old.

https://i.imgur.com/DX8XcGj.gifv

Moreau
Jul 26, 2009


Bloody hell, America. Sort your poo poo out

Fragmented
Oct 7, 2003

I'm not ready =(

"This is when i told Cohen to do the crimes"

Noise Complaint
Sep 27, 2004

Who could be scared of a Jeffrey?
If we can't get rid of Trump can we at least go back to CRT's so we don't have to see that poo poo in high def.

Edit: That first GIF, look at the sweat, the eyes, there is no loving way he didn't just blast a fat rail of adderall.

It's basically dripping out of his nose.

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Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

TyroneGoldstein posted:

No seriously, how hard is he straining there?

I mean, I'm a healthy dude and I couldn't even deal with that jet lag timeshift. I could only imagine how bad it is at 70+ years old.

could be blood transfusions like blood dopers do or lots of coke, did you see his 2016 campaign hours he put in?

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