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Tunicate posted:that's a labyrinth If the maze has no forking paths and only one exit it is also technically a labyrinth.
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# ? Feb 26, 2019 23:01 |
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But also nobody is going to specify that their mansion comes with a “hedge labyrinth”.
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# ? Feb 26, 2019 23:56 |
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chitoryu12 posted:But also nobody is going to specify that their mansion comes with a “hedge labyrinth”. They will if they want to make a sale to this guy.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 00:08 |
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chitoryu12 posted:But also nobody is going to specify that their mansion comes with a “hedge labyrinth”. Throw in secret passages and an oubliette and let’s sit down and talk about a fixed rate 30 decade mortgage.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 16:01 |
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Nah, if you're really gonna splash out you gotta go for a full-fledged hedge dungeon, with multiple floors and secret passages and wandering topiary.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 18:42 |
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That sounds expensive. Fortunately I have a hedge fund.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 22:56 |
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Whybird posted:Nah, if you're really gonna splash out you gotta go for a full-fledged hedge dungeon, with multiple floors and secret passages and wandering topiary. ... and blackjack and hookers. I'm actually obsessed now with the idea of an entire dungeon made from hedges. We had one floor of Undermountain that was basically that crossed with Alice in Wonderland, but not the whole dungeon.
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 23:07 |
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Splicer posted:That sounds expensive. Fortunately I have a hedge fund.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 01:10 |
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Yawgmoth posted:Sounds risky too. It's always best to hedge your bets. Please. Tell us how you really feel. Don’t beat around the bush on this.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 01:19 |
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Look, in rpgs, every maze has a minotaur in it. It's just how it is. They grow there. The plastic toy you get for a quarter at the grocery store where you move a little marble around a little maze has a minotaur in it. Deal with it.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 08:04 |
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Agrikk posted:Please. Tell us how you really feel. Don’t beat around the bush on this. These comments are really growing on me.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 12:52 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Look, in rpgs, every maze has a minotaur in it. It's just how it is. They grow there. The plastic toy you get for a quarter at the grocery store where you move a little marble around a little maze has a minotaur in it. Deal with it. The little ones are adorable.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 13:24 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Look, in rpgs, every maze has a minotaur in it. It's just how it is. They grow there. The plastic toy you get for a quarter at the grocery store where you move a little marble around a little maze has a minotaur in it. Deal with it. Step 1) find the smallest simplest object that counts as a maze Step 3) nanotech
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 14:49 |
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Microtaurs
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 14:50 |
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I wonder where the point is that the definition happens, and how selective you can be. Because brains are really complex mazes, and manifesting a minotaur inside someone's skill seems like a good way to telefrag them.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 14:52 |
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Most of your motile cells are just tiny specialised minotaurs. Vaccines are low level encounters they cheese for XP and equipment
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 15:01 |
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The Minotaur gets annoyed that you’ve invaded her home but figures that it’d be worth a laugh to watch these dipshits try and get out so she just makes some popcorn.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 15:09 |
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Do minotaurs reproduce by drawing mazes? What happens if you just draw the maze then erase it? Do 2d mazes generate 2d minotaurs?
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thespaceinvader posted:I wonder where the point is that the definition happens, and how selective you can be. Because brains are really complex mazes, and manifesting a minotaur inside someone's skill seems like a good way to telefrag them. A supers game where one person's power is to manifest a minotaur inside anything that could conceivably be called a maze or labyrinth. This extends to metaphorical mazes, like a complex political situation or dealing with an angry spouse who just keeps telling you "I'm fine" and saying "Nothing" when you ask what's wrong.
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chitoryu12 posted:A supers game where one person's power is to manifest a minotaur inside anything that could conceivably be called a maze or labyrinth. This extends to metaphorical mazes, like a complex political situation or dealing with an angry spouse who just keeps telling you "I'm fine" and saying "Nothing" when you ask what's wrong. Better: someone whose power is to *become* the minotaur in that context.
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chitoryu12 posted:A supers game where one person's power is to manifest a minotaur inside anything that could conceivably be called a maze or labyrinth. This extends to metaphorical mazes, like a complex political situation or dealing with an angry spouse who just keeps telling you "I'm fine" and saying "Nothing" when you ask what's wrong. This is less a maze and more an out and out trap
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 16:43 |
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chitoryu12 posted:A supers game where one person's power is to manifest a minotaur inside anything I got this far and remembered this comic: https://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=499
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 16:50 |
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Wow! A whole bunch of great new rpg storie.....
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 00:27 |
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Hello friends. I am playing Burning Wheel again. Meet Johanna! She's a 52 year old widow-turned Court Cleric and a bishop in the Church of Astaroth. (Not to be confused with the recently-displaced Temple of Astaroth. Their star maps are wrong.) The game is basically a politicking conflict around the issue of succession. One PC, Michelina, is one of the many bastard children of the recently dead Sovereign, who are all vying for the throne. We're their retinue/household and the group includes the nanny/butler/spymaster Sabine, a chess prodigy turned battle mage after they got caught cheating at chess with magic named Lucien, and a priest (me) who thinks that particular noble is gonna establish a theocratic empire once they ascend to the throne so that's the horse she's backin'. Tonight was session 2 and it was supposed to be the first small step in knocking out the opposition. The original plan was to show up to a party being thrown by a main rival, House Furies, in the dead Sovereign's honor and taint their famous wine so it tasted like poo poo and maybe made some people puke, then swoop in with our amazing wine, and we'd look great and they'd look like huge dumb idiots. Well first off, our loving nanny/butler/spymaster/apparently a poison-maker hosed up their alchemy rolls and instead of making something gross tasting that will maybe make some people throw up made something that will actually kill people and none of us knows this ICly. Johanna brings the Court Cleric Giovanni attached to House Furies into this conspiracy, and he agrees to help taint the wine in return for us promising him the land we'll seize from this House later. Johanna leaves Lucien with him, he calls in George the big friendly strong dumb boy, then calls in the head vintner. They very nearly gently caress this up but they do beat the vintner unconscious, Lucien casts a spell to look like him so they can sneak in and poison the wine before it's served. Meanwhile Johanna is back at the party. She spends some time rumormongering, finds out from the daughter of House Furies that her parents have been attending the religious services of the Temple instead of the good and proper Church, which she proceeds to let slip to a few choice people and finds out that this true for a number of our rival Houses. Finally the head of House Furies cracks open his cask, toasts, takes a drink, and immediately starts choking and dying. The nanny/spymaster/APPARENTLY SURGEON runs up and is like OH gently caress HE CHOKIN and uses Misleading Diagnosis to give him an unnecessary tracheotomy which ensures he dies on the floor at his own party. We all realize this has gotten slightly out of hand. Michelina swoops in, takes charge, makes herself look fabulous with our help. Sabine informs the widow the wine has bad humors in it and she should not drink it lest she also choke. Johanna goes over to Giovanni who is like what the gently caress dude?? and mine, in complete sincerity, is like we had no idea and I have no idea what is happening...except I fail my persuade roll. So Giovanni goes uh huh sure let's go back to the chapel so we can uhhh chat about this then. The battle mage notices we're leaving in a hurry and tails us in hiding. Soon as we get to the chapel, Giovanni goes GEORGE THROW JOHANNA IN THE CELLAR and I go nuh, pray to immobilize him and succeed by the skin of my teeth, and simultaneously Lucien makes the candle in Giovanni's hand loving explode because what's moderation precious Johanna convinces George in a hurry that ahh, this is a terrible heresy that has brought an ill omen on this house and struck down its lord, and Giovanni the priest was in on it! Brother George you have a good heart I know you are true and faithful let's go expose this crime. George the big dumb lad goes "yeah okay that seems right" and chucks the unconscious and horribly burned Giovanni in the cellar with the vintner we beat unconscious earlier. George then busts into the great hall where people are still freaking out about a noble dropping dead and goes IT WAS GIOVANNI THE PRIEST HE AND THE HOUSE OF FURIES ARE HERETICS AND JOHANNA WAS TRYING TO SAVE EVERYONE and that is where we ended. in summary,
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 09:52 |
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Great read and art Reene. I love burning wheel stories, they always end up as fiasco style messes.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 14:49 |
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this owns
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 14:52 |
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Incompetent intrigue best intrigue
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 16:16 |
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quote:House Furies I initially misread this and panicked slightly. I just hope that it's a reference to the Erinyes and not a typo.
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# ? Mar 2, 2019 05:54 |
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The aesthetic of the game is a mix of Roman and 15th century Italian so yah. I think we're pretty much committed to an Inquisition at this point too so we'll see where next session gets us.
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# ? Mar 2, 2019 10:26 |
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Reene posted:The aesthetic of the game is a mix of Roman and 15th century Italian so yah. Please say you’ll be quoting Mel Brooks at least once https://youtu.be/LnF1OtP2Svk
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# ? Mar 2, 2019 16:18 |
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Volmarias posted:Incompetent intrigue best intrigue Agreed I want to see more stories of Terrible Intrigue Attempts it gives me flashback to Vampire LARPs
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# ? Mar 3, 2019 07:25 |
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So in our game, there was an alchemist who we were kinda friendly with that we suspected of actually being evil and the last time we visited one person in our group made some crazy checks to figure out he was lying, but the rest failed them so we just thought he was being crazy. However, we put some more plot together and I figured out what he was doing (make potions to conceal alignment so corrupt paladins could continue to operate). It was one of those fun things where a lightbulb just went off and I was like Oh gently caress, Guys. We try to figure out how to confront him and after a lot of hemming and hawing, I suggest the old deception plan. So we go to a local bakery and get a big tray of muffins and bring them to him as an apology. We get there and he was sick, so as I was walking in I just casually cast Remove Disease on him. Well, we end up confronting him and fighting him. I completely gently caress up all of my rolls during the fight and basically I'm completely useless, and I'm getting poo poo from the other guys in the group about only being useful for buffs and other running jokes. In the end, we manage to knock him out and get him in manacles. But we're all getting sick hanging out in his lair, so we chuck him in a bag of holding and teleport over the Cleric who we work for to let him deal with it. Turns out the dude was a cancer mage and had been just about to launch his plan to infect the entire city. And since I had Removed Disease from him, I accidentally cut his HP in half before the fight even began. When the DM explained that, I just got the biggest look on my face, even though we had absolutely zero clue about him actually being a cancer mage since we had apparently missed all of the warning signs the DM gave us on the way. Clerics: No longer totally useless I also opened up a window to try to air the place out and kinda accidentally helped spread some of the plague Adventurers: The cause and solution to all of our problems The Glumslinger fucked around with this message at 08:03 on Mar 3, 2019 |
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Nah, you’re just ensuring a steady stream of future work. Think like a consultant. When you’re the only one capable of providing a solution, there’s good money to be made prolonging the problem!
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Backgroundquote:My name is Th˙s of the Desert Sardi, Clan of the White Deer. I was born on the 12th day of the Month of the Deer during the Year of the Basilisk. I was the only son of Syrat, the chieftain of our tribe, and his consort Marta who died giving birth to me. Syrat was closed off about her and I never learned from whence she came or who her people were other than they we not Sardi. An only child, I was raised mostly by the clan’s Water Finder who taught me about the stars and the spirits and the power of living things and the power in the elements, though if she could somehow detect my abilities that would later manifest she never told. Agrikk fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Mar 6, 2019 |
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Betrayalquote:In those days I spent my time among my tribe in the Valley of Zinj (Sardi. “Barren Scorched Earth”) learning our history and the Way of Things from the Water Finder and learning how to be a wise and strong ruler at the knee of my father as he did business with the families of our clan and with other clans in the surrounding hills. But mostly I explored the dunes and hills with my friend Kunara getting into mischief like six year old boys can. Only later, in hindsight, while enslaved by Tovilis the Merchant, the animosity that Kunara’s family held for my father manifested to me and how, years before, my father had become chief of our clan over Kunara’s. Only later did I realize that my father’s falling suddenly ill was their doing and that when the Water Finder was driven off, so went the last hope of my becoming chief or even leading a normal life. All I knew then was that, when my father died, part of me died and I was suddenly alone in a very big world. Agrikk fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Mar 6, 2019 |
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I'm liking this.
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# ? Mar 6, 2019 06:49 |
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I'm not sure if non-personal experiences are acceptable content for this thread, but here's some loving poo poo: abounds. Literal non-consensual GM-enforced ERP.
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# ? Mar 6, 2019 13:08 |
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"No, I'm going to FTB. loving the hell Back away from this server." Wait, wait, wait. PUT IN A SITUATION where you are both ERPing. PUT IN A SITUATION.
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# ? Mar 6, 2019 13:40 |
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"You arrive at an inn. The lights are low, save for the candles on the table. The bard on stage sounds exactly like Barry White." Although for serious ha ha screw all that.
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PurpleXVI posted:I'm not sure if non-personal experiences are acceptable content for this thread, but here's some loving poo poo:
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