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Aliens from... URANUS!
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 08:51 |
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FirstAidKite posted:Dammit I did that thing again where I confused it with Vinyl Goddess From Mars Hahah, that'd do it
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 09:12 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Aliens from... URANUS! Also known as Stephen King's Dreamcatcher.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 10:04 |
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The MSJ posted:Also known as Stephen King's Dreamcatcher. Spoilers about my anus.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 19:48 |
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:You failed to mention that this is in some way broken and will literally make you go deaf. I was running this on a Mac. No audio.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 19:58 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:...oh my God, you used to work for loving Infocom!? I worked for Activision. '88 - '94 LGOP2 was built when we were downsized after the Baer Patent case judgment. Very small team. The art was scanned inked drawings. The critics said it was too easy. So when we did "The Return To Zork" we decided to make the game totally unfair and extremely difficult. Also by then, we had the budget to do a big production and I had the video playback and better animation stuff working.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:01 |
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VideoGameVet posted:So when we did "The Return To Zork" we decided to make the game totally unfair and extremely difficult. Also by then, we had the budget to do a big production and I had the video playback and better animation stuff working.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 20:55 |
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VideoGameVet posted:I worked for Activision. '88 - '94 Oh, so it's you I should have been cursing with every breath as a kid
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 21:33 |
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OutOfPrint posted:... i love experimental poo poo like this.
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 22:11 |
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i read a naked butler lp on tumblr once and it was the funniest video game ive ever seen. its like if a serbian film was directed by lolrandom high school girls
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# ? Feb 28, 2019 22:48 |
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SelenicMartian posted:Want some rye? ‘Course ya do!
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 00:16 |
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underthecube posted:i read a naked butler lp on tumblr once and it was the funniest video game ive ever seen. its like if a serbian film was directed by lolrandom high school girls I'm legit having trouble picturing how something called naked butler could ever be on the level of a serbian film. Then again, one of the tags for naked butler is "anal grapeshot" which most definitely sounds like something you'd find in a serbian film.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 00:24 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:Oh, so it's you I should have been cursing with every breath as a kid I think I'm the jerk who came up with the Bonding Plant puzzle. I know I came up with the slide puzzle, bog swamp puzzle, bra box etc. etc. Mainly I did the UI, Game Engine, Video and Audio codecs etc.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 00:35 |
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SelenicMartian posted:Want some rye? Eddie Dombrower gets the credit for that.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 00:36 |
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FirstAidKite posted:I'm legit having trouble picturing how something called naked butler could ever be on the level of a serbian film. well right off the bat the description isnt exaggerating about the rape. including the dog rape. and making a salad by shoving massive vegetables up someone's rear end. and the withholding medical attention to get off on watching someone die. and one of the death routes being from ejaculating too much.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 02:36 |
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VideoGameVet posted:So when we did "The Return To Zork" we decided to make the game totally unfair and extremely difficult. I guess you hadn't played enough previous Infocom games to know this was exactly what the audience had been conditioned to expect?
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 03:03 |
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It probably doesn't help I'm hearing 'Naked Butler' as a jaunty title theme tune like Lil' Butler from Steven Universe.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 03:24 |
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Naked Butler: From the Files of Released Wad
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 03:36 |
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Nipponophile posted:I guess you hadn't played enough previous Infocom games to know this was exactly what the audience had been conditioned to expect? We really weren't aiming for them, seriously. Anyway, it was one of the two main titles that pulled Activision out of Chap. 11. The other being Mechwarrior II which took FIVE years and three teams to come out. It inspired the "Why Johnny Can't Ship" piece.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 07:50 |
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VideoGameVet posted:We really weren't aiming for them, seriously. Anyway, it was one of the two main titles that pulled Activision out of Chap. 11. The other being Mechwarrior II which took FIVE years and three teams to come out. Got any good MWII stories? That's the game that hooked me in the lore. I still have some of my windows sound events set to some old samples from that game.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 08:25 |
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I didn't wait for reviews, but I'm gonna go ahead and guess this one won't turn out well. https://store.steampowered.com/app/987620/Ski_Drive_Biathlon/
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 10:24 |
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FirstAidKite posted:Naked Butler: From the Files of Released Wad
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 12:43 |
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Jamfrost posted:I didn't wait for reviews, but I'm gonna go ahead and guess this one won't turn out well. This lead me to https://store.steampowered.com/app/966600/Erotic_Winter_Sports/ which apparently is a match-3 game with the actual winter sports bits "to be added later"
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 12:57 |
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Burning Rain posted:This lead me to https://store.steampowered.com/app/966600/Erotic_Winter_Sports/ which apparently is a match-3 game with the actual winter sports bits "to be added later" I noticed the people reviewing the game all had at least 1400+ games each Do they just buy everything that shows up in their feeds or something?
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 13:55 |
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:I noticed the people reviewing the game all had at least 1400+ games each Nobody ever buys just one hentai game.
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# ? Mar 1, 2019 16:13 |
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:I noticed the people reviewing the game all had at least 1400+ games each I'd hazard most of them are probably those .99 cent asset flips/achievement boosting "games" made by algorithm/Russian sweat shops.
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# ? Mar 2, 2019 05:37 |
https://store.steampowered.com/app/989990/Captain_fly_and_sexy_naked_girls_at_University/ Interesting trailer. And for some more https://store.steampowered.com/app/577080/A_Dump_in_the_Dark/ Flannelette fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Mar 3, 2019 |
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# ? Mar 3, 2019 00:42 |
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Flannelette posted:https://store.steampowered.com/app/989990/Captain_fly_and_sexy_naked_girls_at_University/ Oh no, somebody did exactly what you should not do for a Mister Mosquito sequel!
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# ? Mar 3, 2019 01:16 |
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Steam front page material, 90% off https://store.steampowered.com/app/977200/Bible_Test/ Bible Test Also check out the developer's profile.
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# ? Mar 3, 2019 06:41 |
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SelenicMartian posted:Steam front page material, 90% off The correct answer doesn't even fit in the spaces provided.
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# ? Mar 3, 2019 07:53 |
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SelenicMartian posted:Steam front page material, 90% off Here's a screenshot for those unable to access the link. https://i.imgur.com/nubMJYV.png
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# ? Mar 3, 2019 16:23 |
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Don’t ask me why, but I decided to give Arcania: The Complete Story another go on PS4. I got it in a humble bundle, and got a killer migraine in seconds when I tired it on my original PS4. Man, that game is so clunky and amateurish that it almost becomes entertaining, but I have so many better things to be playing. Anyone else tried it or know why it’s seemingly missing chunks here and there? I loved finishing the quest for the witch, and not even having any closing dialog or cutscene, just suddenly being in a place I’ve never seen before and talking to someone else entirely!
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# ? Mar 3, 2019 19:50 |
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Oh, that is because it's not finished. Gothic 3 wasn't finished either, so Jowood got some random third party to make an expansion, then did that again. So it's a sequel with a tiny budget and harsh deadline, made by people who don't give a poo poo, and iirc the expansion to Arcania is yet another company though I could be wrong
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# ? Mar 3, 2019 20:51 |
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Got a coupon for this game a second ago. One of this guy's other games got featured long, long ago in the thread but it's still worth a mention because weird lovely-looking poser models are never not funny to me.
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# ? Mar 3, 2019 23:07 |
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corn in the bible posted:Oh, that is because it's not finished. Gothic 3 wasn't finished either, so Jowood got some random third party to make an expansion, then did that again. So it's a sequel with a tiny budget and harsh deadline, made by people who don't give a poo poo, and iirc the expansion to Arcania is yet another company though I could be wrong Pretty much lines up with what I expected to hear. It honestly ran so badly on a base PS4 that I was shocked it passed cert.
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# ? Mar 3, 2019 23:23 |
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Amechwarrior posted:Got any good MWII stories? That's the game that hooked me in the lore. I still have some of my windows sound events set to some old samples from that game. MW1: Coded by Dynamix. They got acquired by Sierra so the story begins. Team #1: Vektor Graphics in Leeds England. Had a crazy 3D system that based every model on a cube, where the vertices coords were bit-shifted from the cubes. I fly over there (1990) to find they have purchased TWO BMW 750il's (yes, the V12 ones), That's a lot of cash in the UK considering the VAT tax. Little progress. Axed. Team #2: Brilliant team struggling to do this in a 16bit model (640k address space, 8086 code). It becomes apparent that this isn't going to work. I believe that they got axed around 1993. Team #3: Use 386 code with the popular DOS extender (same one used on the FM Towns). Game ships in 1994. Five-year development project. Note, the original opening cinematic uses the video stuff I designed for RTZ. I left Activision in the summer of 1994 in a quixotic attempt to improve education at a software startup in San Diego. IPO in Feb. 2000, Market crash a month later. I did a stupid thing.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 07:13 |
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Ever considered getting back in? By all accounts a lot of the industry is in desperate need of people with any scrap of actual management and project management capability in an executive role.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 18:18 |
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Someone decided to put Steam's hands-off curation to the test: RAPE DAY Let me save you a click: quote:Control the choices of a menacing serial killer rapist during a zombie apocalypse. Verbally harass, kill, and rape women as you choose to progress the story.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 22:10 |
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Too Shy Guy posted:Someone decided to put Steam's hands-off curation to the test: RAPE DAY I clicked anyway and, well, I think this is the weirdest game update I've ever read quote:Recent Updates
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 22:22 |
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Terrible Awful Games: I’m not sure how far you can kick a baby, so I settled on drowning it
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 22:59 |