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TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

well we cant count his self portrait thats just the lowest of all fruit

# ? Mar 3, 2019 20:21

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Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

the plastic rocks surrounding the tub that almost certainly don't have a drain under them are one of the bigger issues, I feel.

# ? Mar 4, 2019 03:32

Queen Combat: Dec 29, 2017; Lipstick Apathy

Malachite_Dragon posted:

the plastic rocks surrounding the tub that almost certainly don't have a drain under them are one of the bigger issues, I feel.

Explicitly don't have a drain.

# ? Mar 4, 2019 03:52

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

He's in the SAclopedia now.

I'm bad at putting tags in there though.

# ? Mar 4, 2019 04:06

Hoshi: Jan 20, 2013

Malachite_Dragon posted:

the plastic rocks surrounding the tub that almost certainly don't have a drain under them are one of the bigger issues, I feel.

Iirc he says it's fine bc the bath won't get much use and if the rocks get dessert dirty from dust or whatever he can just wash them

This is probably my favorite saga now

# ? Mar 4, 2019 04:09

Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

Hoshi posted:

Iirc he says it's fine bc the bath won't get much use and if the rocks get dessert dirty from dust or whatever he can just wash them

This is probably my favorite saga now

He�s not expecting many females (no fatties) to venture into his sex dungeon for a bath? Dunno why he�d think that!

# ? Mar 4, 2019 04:18

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

Hoshi posted:

Iirc he says it's fine bc the bath won't get much use and if the rocks get dessert dirty from dust or whatever he can just wash them

This is probably my favorite saga now

Vacuum them, wash if absolutely necessary

Also they're lightweight plastic so they won't even be stable underfoot like actual stone would be

# ? Mar 4, 2019 04:21

Hoshi: Jan 20, 2013

Somfin posted:

Vacuum them, wash if absolutely necessary

Also they're lightweight plastic so they won't even be stable underfoot like actual stone would be

Lol that was my first thought, don't people need to step on those? Will they be pleasant to step on or will people crush them?

It's funny to think of a potential buyer looking the place and accidentally squishing them

E: just saw my swipe type mistake in my last post, egg on my face! The word dessert shouldn't be there at all

# ? Mar 4, 2019 04:39

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

I don't see why he didn't cut out the middleman and just line the tub area with legos.

# ? Mar 4, 2019 05:03

Elfgames: Sep 11, 2011; Fun Shoe

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

He�s not expecting many females (no fatties) to venture into his sex dungeon for a bath? Dunno why he�d think that!

he didn't build the bath to attract :females:

to gently caress (obviously). he added in some concessions to his cool manly style that would attract :females:

to want to buy the house because they have such unballanced power in home purchasing decisions

that's right the dumbass ruined his house's structural integrety for a bathtub he neither really wanted or uses

# ? Mar 4, 2019 06:00

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I'm the office betting pool of his real estate agent to see if they can talk him into installing a commercial grade flat iron grill in his kitchen as "the short order cook experience in the home is all the rage right now."

# ? Mar 4, 2019 06:14

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I'm the office betting pool of his real estate agent to see if they can talk him into installing a commercial grade flat iron grill in his kitchen as "the short order cook experience in the home is all the rage right now."

With a fake vent hood.

# ? Mar 4, 2019 07:27

WITCHCRAFT: Aug 28, 2007; Berries That Burn

Ghost Leviathan posted:

With a fake vent hood.

had to take out a couple joists in the ceiling to make room for it, but

# ? Mar 4, 2019 08:10

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Well, I wonder when that tub will plum give out.

# ? Mar 4, 2019 08:21

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

WITCHCRAFT posted:

had to take out a couple joists in the ceiling to make room for it, but

They were builder grade, so who cares.

# ? Mar 4, 2019 08:22

That Damn Satyr: Nov 4, 2008; A connoisseur of fine junk

Somfin posted:

Vacuum them, wash if absolutely necessary

Also they're lightweight plastic so they won't even be stable underfoot like actual stone would be

So basically if some doomed soul does take a bath in that thing, they're going to kick those rocks and then that hellroom is going to look like a loving trashed ballpit with fauxrocks strewn everywhere.

# ? Mar 4, 2019 12:50

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Somebody posted a Bathdoom video in funny pics thread

https://twitter.com/dietinghippo/status/1102153605899927556

# ? Mar 4, 2019 13:35

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Elfgames posted:

he didn't build the bath to attract to gently caress (obviously). he added in some concessions to his cool manly style that would attract to want to buy the house because they have such unballanced power in home purchasing decisions

that's right the dumbass ruined his house's structural integrety for a bathtub he neither really wanted or uses

To add a further punchline, he now says it's not for sale.

# ? Mar 4, 2019 13:57

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Choco1980 posted:

To add a further punchline, he now says it's not for sale.

Didn't he pull a Ministry of Truth and say it was never for sale?

# ? Mar 4, 2019 14:06

Anne Whateley: Feb 11, 2007; i like nice words

It was never currently for sale, he was always planning it with the thought of what would make it more salable down the road

# ? Mar 4, 2019 14:26

Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

But there was definitely part where he was like �cutting these joists will be perfectly safe for a tub + (my weight) + a 140lb girl (no fatties)�

# ? Mar 4, 2019 14:30

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Anne Whateley posted:

It was never currently for sale, he was always planning it with the thought of what would make it more salable down the road

I somehow suspect that was more of a backpeddle than anything else. "Guys! I totally didn't do it to get laid, I did it for :females:

to convince their husbands to but the house for them! FOr real!"

# ? Mar 4, 2019 15:31

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Iron Crowned posted:

I somehow suspect that was more of a backpeddle than anything else. "Guys! I totally didn't do it to get laid, I did it for to convince their husbands to but the house for them! FOr real!"

If so he was planning it early. It's his response to early criticism when he had just posted his mockups

# ? Mar 4, 2019 15:40

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

Gooma owning themselves in an effort to overhype someone else�s obvious, hilarious self own is icing on the cake

# ? Mar 4, 2019 16:19

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

El_Elegante posted:

Gooma owning themselves in an effort to overhype someone else�s obvious, hilarious self own is icing on the cake

# ? Mar 4, 2019 16:29

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

El_Elegante posted:

Gooma owning themselves in an effort to overhype someone else�s obvious, hilarious self own is icing on the cake

Tony! I told you to tell AJ to come eat his manicot! Marone!

# ? Mar 4, 2019 16:37

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

Lmao, god bless autocorrect

# ? Mar 4, 2019 17:28

Theophany: Jul 22, 2014; SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO

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Solice Kirsk posted:

I'm the office betting pool of his real estate agent to see if they can talk him into installing a commercial grade flat iron grill in his kitchen as "the short order cook experience in the home is all the rage right now."

I unironically want to do this because I grew up living above and working in my grandparents cafe and they're loving brilliant.

That bathroom on the other hand...

# ? Mar 4, 2019 20:04

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Theophany posted:

I unironically want to do this because I grew up living above and working in my grandparents cafe and they're loving brilliant.

That bathroom on the other hand...

Eventually, I want a flat iron giddle as well.

But that's waaaay down the line as I have other projects to finish first. I need to insulate my stairs and go buy some random windows to put in the house.

# ? Mar 4, 2019 20:07

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Proteus Jones posted:

Eventually, I want a flat iron giddle as well.

But that's waaaay down the line as I have other projects to finish first. I need to insulate my stairs and go buy some random windows to put in the house.

like lots of windows!

# ? Mar 5, 2019 00:03