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Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
He's at it again!

https://twitter.com/notch/status/1102668808089563136

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Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
hey! hey!! pay attention to me!!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i wish he would spend his billions on shutting the gently caress up

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

when president bernie takes away his billion dollars he'll probably be much happier

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
dude could have been so much happier if he wasn't such a cheapskate, gave his employees an equal share of the Minecraft windfall, took the money in his homeland and paid a ton of taxes and still kept more money than he could ever use, and then literally never logged into the internet for the rest of his life

i'd wish suffering on Notch but goddamn that dude is torturing himself more than anyone else could

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
iirc he actually did pretty well by his employees, regularly handing over his dividends to the staff and taking only a portion of royalties for himself.

i'm sure the reason he's not still there is because he was an insufferable piece of poo poo to work with and he came out to america where money buys friends

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.
notch receives 2,500,000,000 dollars in the minecraft sale, and has no friends or loved ones

The Lobotomy Kid
Aug 27, 2011

and act like a nut.

Hellsau posted:

notch receives 2,500,000,000 dollars in the minecraft sale, and has no friends or loved ones

That's what's up

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

ScrubLeague posted:

iirc he actually did pretty well by his employees, regularly handing over his dividends to the staff and taking only a portion of royalties for himself.

i'm sure the reason he's not still there is because he was an insufferable piece of poo poo to work with and he came out to america where money buys friends

He sold the company for about 2.5 billion USD and split it between himself and his two business partners. His 30 employees got absolutely none of that money since notch never offered them any stock.

He claims he paid 2 million kronor in bonuses to them, but split between 30 people that's about $7000 USD a pop. To 30 people he'd just put on the dole queue..

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
Some folks asked earlier itt where to get cool euro antifa stickers, and being eurothrash I thought I'd hook you up:

https://www.disyouth.net/

https://www.akpress.org/

https://www.fireandflames.com/en/shop/

https://black-mosquito.org/

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
there's also German guy selling stickers on eBay who bundles in a homemade cd of bands at his local punk/oi/ska venue, schlitzohr_2012

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Hellsau posted:

notch receives 2,500,000,000 dollars in the minecraft sale, and has no friends or loved ones

like drat, I know it's a dry well, but try to imagine how repugnant and obnoxious someone would have to be to be a lonely billionaire in LA, a gigantic city infamous for its culture of celebrity worship

he makes people like IMC and prison paul seem cool

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Who the gently caress is Julia Ioffe and why is she such trash

https://twitter.com/bro_pair/status/1102716888969179136?s=21

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
The most incel thing ever written

https://twitter.com/AntiFashGordon/status/1102622892083347459?s=20

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/zei_nabq/status/1102713837118210049

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
imagine getting into qanon in 2019

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

there's also German guy selling stickers on eBay who bundles in a homemade cd of bands at his local punk/oi/ska venue, schlitzohr_2012

I can confirm this, I bought some stickers off him a while back and got the most amazing CD of piss poor quality recorded German ska.

Its incredible.

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde

thanks for posting these clips, i cant watch any full debates that don‘t have jesse lee peterson in them anymore

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

mods change my name to doodoo on my dick

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Notchs tale is so absolutely bizarre

Often Abbreviated
Dec 19, 2017

1st Severia Tank Brigade
"Ghosts of Honcharivske"
And yet so perfectly fitting.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
I wonder what he sounds like

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Kurtofan posted:

I wonder what he sounds like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8d0S9NssvM

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Lmao

Evul

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum
He got completely owned in December and refused to believe he was wrong when he commented on a Yogscast charity promotion:

https://twitter.com/notch/status/1070726064962338817

https://twitter.com/notch/status/1070826757647822848

And there's video of the event which clearly shows it was nothing like that. Anyone who's been on the internet knows the eiffel tower thing was a joke about a sex pose for gently caress's sake.

https://twitter.com/The_T/status/1070935921388855296

https://twitter.com/samasaurus6/status/1070972192316420098

It was super satisfying. He still never thinks he's wrong about anything even when there's video evidence of it.

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer

ScrubLeague posted:

iirc he actually did pretty well by his employees, regularly handing over his dividends to the staff and taking only a portion of royalties for himself.

i'm sure the reason he's not still there is because he was an insufferable piece of poo poo to work with and he came out to america where money buys friends

He was alright before the buyout but once Microsoft backed up the money truck he acted like he was extremely magnanimous by giving a hundred grand to the dude who did all of the heavy lifting on making the actual game, who was understandably made at getting a .001% tip

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

My prediction for 2019: Laura Loomer will try to get with Notch for the money, Notch thinks it's a reptilian ploy and posts something on Twitter that gets him banned.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Anyone here ever watch On Cinema? Notch is reminding me of it.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

lmao imagine having 2B dollars and not getting your teeth fixed or some loving hair plugs

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


notch is almost the pure, platonic example of the aphorism “money doesn’t buy happiness.” he has for all intents and purposes infinity dollars, but he’s miserable because nobody loves him or even likes him. he has no loved ones and nobody will miss him when he dies.

Christ, that’s so depressing

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

notch is almost the pure, platonic example of the aphorism “money doesn’t buy happiness.” he has for all intents and purposes infinity dollars, but he’s miserable because nobody loves him or even likes him. he has no loved ones and nobody will miss him when he dies.

Christ, that’s so depressing

He was actually married to a real human being for a year or so. Guess that proves the old saying that there's someone for everyone except a fat bald racist multi-billionaire Swede.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

notch is almost the pure, platonic example of the aphorism “money doesn’t buy happiness.” he has for all intents and purposes infinity dollars, but he’s miserable because nobody loves him or even likes him. he has no loved ones and nobody will miss him when he dies.

Christ, that’s so depressing
He lives a life literally indistinguishable from that of a community college dropout living in his mom's basement and posting redpill poo poo from his gamer chair for twelve hours a day.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

notch is almost the pure, platonic example of the aphorism “money doesn’t buy happiness.” he has for all intents and purposes infinity dollars, but he’s miserable because nobody loves him or even likes him. he has no loved ones and nobody will miss him when he dies.

Christ, that’s so depressing

it's not really depressing because he's a piece of poo poo

notch's loneliness is entirely his own making

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

FMguru posted:

He lives a life literally indistinguishable from that of a community college dropout living in his mom's basement and posting redpill poo poo from his gamer chair for twelve hours a day.

When you're so much of a terrified shut-in that you turn down a chance to party with loving Snoop Dogg, you're beyond hope.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Zeroisanumber posted:

When you're so much of a terrified shut-in that you turn down a chance to party with loving Snoop Dogg, you're beyond hope.

He'd probably have accepted an invitation from Vanilla Ice.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Zeroisanumber posted:

When you're so much of a terrified shut-in that you turn down a chance to party with loving Snoop Dogg, you're beyond hope.

i'm a loser"straight-edge" and even I wouldn't turn down weed from the dogg

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

Yinlock posted:

i'm a loser"straight-edge" and even I wouldn't turn down weed from the dogg

yeah same if for no other reason than to be able to tell that story

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Yinlock posted:

i'm a loser"straight-edge" and even I wouldn't turn down weed from the dogg

My brother gets severe panic attacks from even secondhand weed smoke and even he wouldn't turn down smoking up with Snoop Dogg, he knows he'd be well taken care of.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

lmfaoo that one about being tricked into doing a Nazi salute is a dril post

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I just realized there's 0 difference between Notchposting and Chrischanposting.

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