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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Cute Thread: hypothetical murder potato
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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
Phyrexian Obliterator still obliterating things.
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Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

 https://twitter.com/taotter555/status/1102543616226934784
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repiv
Aug 13, 2009

 https://twitter.com/myuu_Gt/status/1102163596211965952

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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

repiv posted:

https://twitter.com/myuu_Gt/status/1102163596211965952

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMko8DlY9IA

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RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Zwabu posted:

Terminally ill 7-year-old girl wants a letter from your dog



I wonder if she'd like to have a letter from some Canadian cockatiels.

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Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/Kekeflipnote/status/1102711206945656833

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Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

RoboRodent posted:

I wonder if she'd like to have a letter from some Canadian cockatiels.

I think you mean "Canadian Plumed Sky Hounds".

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
This needs to go on the new page

Zwabu posted:

Terminally ill 7-year-old girl wants a letter from your dog



HARTLAND, WI (WRDW/WAGT/Gray News) -- (3/1/2019) - A young girl in Wisconsin is fighting for her life after being diagnosed with a rare brain tumor, and she's asking for help from our furry friends.

According to a GoFundMe page, Emma Mertens has a tumor called DIPG. Emma was just playing with her brothers in the snow like every other child when she got a headache and started experiencing symptoms similar to the flu.

Within days, she was rushed to the hospital for a surgery to reduce her brain swelling, and now she's waiting for six weeks of daily radiation therapy.

Her family's fund has surpased its $100,000 goal and, while the money helps, that's not what Emma is asking for from strangers across the country.

She wants to hear from your dogs.

A message started going viral after being posted in a Facebook group for animal rescues.

The flier says, "Emma Mertens is a 7-year-old little girl who is terminally ill and wants comfort in the form of letters from dogs."

Anyone from across the country can send a letter to the strong little girl. Here's where you can send them:

Mail:
Emma Mertens
PO Box 230
Hartland, WI 53029

Email: EmmaLovesDogs7@gmail.com

For extra love and good measure, send a picture of your pup too! And if you have a cat or any other animal, we're sure Emma would love to hear from them as well.
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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

 e: deleting because it's not cute after reading up on it

Mu Zeta has a new favorite as of 23:47 on Mar 5, 2019

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

 Hehehee its not often you see cats pant. I did manage to get my cat to do it with a really long play session.

Thats also when I discovered cats can sweat through their paws

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Mu Zeta posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Y5NVkfE.gifv

Cat hot or in labor?

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dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Mu Zeta posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Y5NVkfE.gifv

I hope that cat's ok. Panting can mean stress or illness :(

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
 Yeah a cat panting like that definitely isn't a good sign.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

 It can be an overactive kitten, like I said above. And thats definitely a little kitty :3:


Here's my panting idiot after a half hour of chasing a feather.

Synthbuttrange has a new favorite as of 09:08 on Mar 5, 2019

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Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

Synthbuttrange posted:

It can be an overactive kitten, like I said above. And thats definitely a little kitty :3:


Here's my panting idiot after a half hour of chasing a feather.

Such a pretty kitty :kimchi:

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/round_boys/status/1102592349874647041

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Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.
https://i.imgur.com/tngz5S3.mp4

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Triskelli
Sep 27, 2011

I AM A SKELETON
WITH VERY HIGH
STANDARDS

Feonir posted:

https://i.imgur.com/tngz5S3.mp4

bleh-?

blehhhhhhh-SNAP

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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

dumb. posted:

I hope that cat's ok. Panting can mean stress or illness :(

Or just that it's hot out.

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Dr. Eldarion
Mar 21, 2001

Deal Dispatcher

Feonir posted:

https://i.imgur.com/tngz5S3.mp4

triple dog cat dare

Dr. Eldarion has a new favorite as of 16:03 on Mar 5, 2019

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Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency/status/1102802170066296832

SMOOSH

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Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini
Clapping Larry

Feonir posted:

https://i.imgur.com/tngz5S3.mp4

Cat got your tongue?


Wait, poo poo.

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jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://i.imgur.com/IYRyVOQ.mp4

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Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
stealin from the gif thread

dumb. posted:

https://i.imgur.com/NOV3xiv.gifv
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Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

jobson groeth posted:

https://i.imgur.com/IYRyVOQ.mp4

"Yes, but what does it mean?"

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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Nordick posted:

https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency/status/1102802170066296832

SMOOSH

My friend's golden retriever is like this. She has so much skin on her face you can smoosh and push it all around. And since it's a golden and basically lives for human contact it will happily let you do it all day.

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Fighting Trousers
May 17, 2011

Does this excite you, girl?

jobson groeth posted:

https://i.imgur.com/IYRyVOQ.mp4

"Competent brush work, but utterly pedestrian."

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Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

Nordick posted:

https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency/status/1102802170066296832

SMOOSH

The best stress ball.

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PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



 Duct dorks.
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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
I figure this counts for the thread. Turns out Mr. Rogers was bisexual.
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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Nordick posted:

https://twitter.com/CuteEmergency/status/1102802170066296832

SMOOSH

I used to have a Welsh Springer who was smooshy like this. He was a Very Good Boy and I miss him :(

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MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

BaronVonVaderham posted:

Phyrexian Obliterator still obliterating things.



He only obliterates things if damage is done to him.

what in Yawgmoth's name are you doing to him

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venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

 Please never don't post Rexie :kimchi:

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Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Fritz Coldcockin posted:

I used to have a Welsh Springer who was smooshy like this. He was a Very Good Boy and I miss him :(

Some one posted a tiny black kitten who was exactly like my old cat, made me sad also. I feel you. :sadwave:

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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

 Been watching this at least once a week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPkz_ippXfw

Nyango Star

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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot

College Slice

MisterBibs posted:

He only obliterates things if damage is done to him.

what in Yawgmoth's name are you doing to him

In this case, it was blowing catnip bubbles in the living room and she was having none of it.

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Mu Zeta posted:

Been watching this at least once a week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPkz_ippXfw

Nyango Star

Dave Grohl's latest project?

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Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

MisterBibs posted:

He only obliterates things if damage is done to him.

what in Yawgmoth's name are you doing to him

She's a 5/5, she can take it.

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RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Cythereal posted:

I figure this counts for the thread. Turns out Mr. Rogers was bisexual.



Please. Tell me what this is from.

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