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spacetoaster posted:I preferred eating cooked goat from street vendors in Iraq to eating MRE's. What is Lesnick's opinion on this subject?
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spacetoaster posted:I preferred eating cooked goat from street vendors in Iraq to eating MRE's. Best chinese food I had was in Iraq.
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Enchanted Hat posted:To be fair, that's what roleplayers do on WoW servers too. Yeah but my kickin rad tiger mount didn't cost 700 bucks (do not ask about the dinosaur mount)
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Mar 6, 2019 17:29
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In we-don't-need-currency-where-we're-going news; https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-47454528 "Efforts to recover millions in crypto-cash from the digital wallets of a man who died without revealing passwords to access them have hit a snag. The wallets have been found to be empty."
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Mar 6, 2019 17:58
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Hav posted:In we-don't-need-currency-where-we're-going news; Would you say he had nothingburgers in those wallets?
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Mar 6, 2019 18:33
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Hav posted:In we-don't-need-currency-where-we're-going news; Ha ha ha ha. Another one of those bitcoin exchange success story’s. 1. “All the money is in cold storage”. 2. “The only guy with cold storage access died, we’ll get in somehow. 3 (months later) “We’re in, and turns out someone already stole the money anyway.”
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Mar 6, 2019 18:43
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Bootcha posted:Best chinese food I had was in Iraq. I had a b-hut by the South Korean hospital in Bagram back in '07. They had a Korean restaurant serving everyone and it was actually pretty tight. I wish I landed Kabul, though as they had three or four DFACs run by other countries. I was there for a couple hours and ate at one of them, simply amazing. Kabul is not a deployment, it's a vacay for senior officers looking to skim even more money while dipping into those OCO dollars.
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Mar 6, 2019 18:45
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New flight model is coming on great!  https://streamable.com/qr2ku https://streamable.com/mlwon Once these bugs are ironed out by QA it'll be ready for the Evocati to begin testing 
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Sam Still Speaks to Sean Noonan About Working on a Solo Project, Ubisoft, Star Citizen, and Splash Damagequote:TechRaptor: After Ubisoft you had a brief stint with Cloud Imperium Games where you worked on the first-person shooter segment of Star Citizen. I think it’s called Star Marine? quote:TechRaptor: I guess I got to get the obvious question out of the way. Do you think Star Citizen— do you know when it’s going to come out?
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Mar 6, 2019 19:04
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Hav posted:In we-don't-need-currency-where-we're-going news; I followed one of those insaneo bitcoin people over here from the bitcoin thread. I jumped ship from one disaster to another. I don't know what it is about these slow moving trainwrecks that is so fascinating to watch.
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Mar 6, 2019 19:07
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Dementropy posted:Sam Still Speaks to Sean Noonan About Working on a Solo Project, Ubisoft, Star Citizen, and Splash Damage I don't feel like "The game is coming out but I don't know when or to what extent" is much of a controversial take tbh Though I am astonished that anyone would put Star Marine on their resume, but it looks like it didn't stop someone from employing him after he got the gently caress out
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Mar 6, 2019 19:21
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djent posted:star marine is a stand alone product Hi Skadden 
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djent posted:star marine is a stand alone product Imagine having a section of your dev team assigned to work on the FPS gameplay of your MMO, and walling them off so completely that they were under the impression that they were making their own stand alone thing Imagine trying to integrate anything they'd done over the course of a full year back into your code base
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Mar 6, 2019 19:46
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djent posted:star marine is a stand alone product If you play Star Marine you'll be standing alone too.
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nah that's easy it's just like making pasta you make the penne in this pot over here, and you make the spaghetti in that pot over there, and then when they're done you throw em in the same bowl and whamo integrated pasta add a little procedural sauce and you're out the door linguine is still in the pasta pipeline but just you wait it's gonna be the best tripleAAA stuffed shells your lasagna has ever seen
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Mar 6, 2019 19:53
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MilesK posted:Somebody's definitely had lust on their mind I guess AdzAdama is horny online now. That's great. Although, going back through some of his earlier art, I kind of suspect that he was secretly horny all along.
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Mar 6, 2019 19:54
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djent posted:nah that's easy it's just like making pasta It's like you sold a guy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs for 2000 dollars, then you called across town to ask another kitchen to make 3 strands of spaghetti while you had your cook make the other strands but he'd never seen spaghetti so you drew him a bunch of lines and told him to get to it, then you went back to the customer and told him you were almost done and it was so good but maybe he'd like to wait a little longer and give you another 200 bucks and you'd add cheese, meanwhile the other kitchen had delivered the 3 strands but you didn't like the length so you threw them in the trash and refused to pay, and your cook had gone outside and collected a pile of sticks which he was insisting matched your drawing, so you fired him and cut out some pictures from a recipe book which you took back out to the customer and told him "Look I took some photos of the spaghetti, mmmm look how good, going to need another 100 bucks tho" and at this point it had been 7 hours but this was the stupidest, richest, most patient customer who'd ever lived so he said sure and to keep him interested you fished out one of the garbage spaghetti strands and sent that out on a plate, and then he asked about sauce and oh poo poo you forgot you were supposed to make that, so you told him actually the sauce is in your mind and you need to really savor that single strand and you hired a guy to come in off the street and eat another strand next to him while making orgasm noises and then you told him the meal was over and the strand he'd just eaten was the whole dish and he left you a 5 star review on Yelp.
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djent posted:nah that's easy it's just like making pasta Don't doxx my cooking style, thanks.
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Sarsapariller posted:It's like you sold a guy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs for 2000 dollars, then you called across town to ask another kitchen to make 3 strands of spaghetti while you had your cook make the other strands but he'd never seen spaghetti so you drew him a bunch of lines and told him to get to it, then you went back to the customer and told him you were almost done and it was so good but maybe he'd like to wait a little longer and give you another 200 bucks and you'd add cheese, meanwhile the other kitchen had delivered the 3 strands but you didn't like the length so you threw them in the trash and refused to pay, and your cook had gone outside and collected a pile of sticks which he was insisting matched your drawing, so you fired him and cut out some pictures from a recipe book which you took back out to the customer and told him "Look I took some photos of the spaghetti, mmmm look how good, going to need another 100 bucks tho" and at this point it had been 7 hours but this was the stupidest, richest, most patient customer who'd ever lived so he said sure and to keep him interested you fished out one of the garbage spaghetti strands and sent that out on a plate, and then he asked about sauce and oh poo poo you forgot you were supposed to make that, so you told him actually the sauce is in your mind and you need to really savor that single strand and you hired a guy to come in off the street and eat another strand next to him while making orgasm noises and then you told him the meal was over and the strand he'd just eaten was the whole dish and he left you a 5 star review on Yelp. 
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Sarsapariller posted:Imagine having a section of your dev team assigned to work on the FPS gameplay of your MMO, and walling them off so completely that they were under the impression that they were making their own stand alone thing Yeah, they moved me over because my expertise was in FPS, so I did a couple of maps. a couple of maps. hot balls man no homo posted:I followed one of those insaneo bitcoin people over here from the bitcoin thread. I jumped ship from one disaster to another. I don't know what it is about these slow moving trainwrecks that is so fascinating to watch. Ultimately I like watching these things because they allow me to calibrate the credulity of the human race. No ultimate reason, but pranks and practical jokes metastasize into real life so easily. One really fun example recently was the claim that a previously minor league Isreali medical outfit was going to cure cancer within six months. The story, originally in Jpost, was very light on detail and extremely light on the kind of backup that you'd expect from a breakthrough like that. The story spread like wildfire. It's like watching disease epidemiology, but instead of an illness, it's the 'fondly held dream' making the rounds. Edit: The startup did some interesting temporal flipping; you know the game where the future and present tense get mangled into one large box. The 'fake it 'til you make it' school of attracting round 2 funding. Hav fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Mar 6, 2019 |
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Sarsapariller posted:It's like you sold a guy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs for 2000 dollars, then you called across town to ask another kitchen to make 3 strands of spaghetti while you had your cook make the other strands but he'd never seen spaghetti so you drew him a bunch of lines and told him to get to it, then you went back to the customer and told him you were almost done and it was so good but maybe he'd like to wait a little longer and give you another 200 bucks and you'd add cheese, meanwhile the other kitchen had delivered the 3 strands but you didn't like the length so you threw them in the trash and refused to pay, and your cook had gone outside and collected a pile of sticks which he was insisting matched your drawing, so you fired him and cut out some pictures from a recipe book which you took back out to the customer and told him "Look I took some photos of the spaghetti, mmmm look how good, going to need another 100 bucks tho" and at this point it had been 7 hours but this was the stupidest, richest, most patient customer who'd ever lived so he said sure and to keep him interested you fished out one of the garbage spaghetti strands and sent that out on a plate, and then he asked about sauce and oh poo poo you forgot you were supposed to make that, so you told him actually the sauce is in your mind and you need to really savor that single strand and you hired a guy to come in off the street and eat another strand next to him while making orgasm noises and then you told him the meal was over and the strand he'd just eaten was the whole dish and he left you a 5 star review on Yelp. Store Citizer: 3 strands of garbage spaghetti code
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iron buns posted:Store Citizer: 3 strands of garbage spaghetti code There's only one strand of spaghetti in the universe, but it's just chopped into little bits by miniature wormholes at the start and the end of each 'sub strand'. Don't google that, obviously.
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For those of you interested in how many ways Anthem can gently caress things up, the best loot in the loot based shooter turns out to literally be the starting weapon. https://www.reddit.com/r/AnthemTheGame/comments/ay0oh7/psa_the_level_1_defender_rifle_is_the_best_weapon/ Turns out either damage scaling is completely wrong or the numbers that pop up when you shoot things are complete lies.
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Sarsapariller posted:It's like you sold a guy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs for 2000 dollars, then you called across town to ask another kitchen to make 3 strands of spaghetti while you had your cook make the other strands but he'd never seen spaghetti so you drew him a bunch of lines and told him to get to it, then you went back to the customer and told him you were almost done and it was so good but maybe he'd like to wait a little longer and give you another 200 bucks and you'd add cheese, meanwhile the other kitchen had delivered the 3 strands but you didn't like the length so you threw them in the trash and refused to pay, and your cook had gone outside and collected a pile of sticks which he was insisting matched your drawing, so you fired him and cut out some pictures from a recipe book which you took back out to the customer and told him "Look I took some photos of the spaghetti, mmmm look how good, going to need another 100 bucks tho" and at this point it had been 7 hours but this was the stupidest, richest, most patient customer who'd ever lived so he said sure and to keep him interested you fished out one of the garbage spaghetti strands and sent that out on a plate, and then he asked about sauce and oh poo poo you forgot you were supposed to make that, so you told him actually the sauce is in your mind and you need to really savor that single strand and you hired a guy to come in off the street and eat another strand next to him while making orgasm noises and then you told him the meal was over and the strand he'd just eaten was the whole dish and he left you a 5 star review on Yelp. Incredible.
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sc's like a a new restaurant with this promise: in our new restaurant (called Spaceghetti42) you will be able to IN THE FUTURE eat every meal anyone ever had anywhere. you will NOT have to pay for the meals, they will be free forever. BUT you will have to pay for the seat. a seat at the door is cheaper then bying a whole table next to the buffet. while you wait for your food we provide you with our constantly updated menu plus you can watch videos from the kitchen. by the way: our manager is RONALD MCDONALD so wtf could go wrong? BumbleOne fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Mar 6, 2019 |
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Pash posted:For those of you interested in how many ways Anthem can gently caress things up, the best loot in the loot based shooter turns out to literally be the starting weapon. That uh That's an incredible fuckup How do you even
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Pash posted:For those of you interested in how many ways Anthem can gently caress things up, the best loot in the loot based shooter turns out to literally be the starting weapon. lol
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"How do we let people of differing gear levels play together?" "Uh, just make everything do more or less the same damage, but have the epic guns pop up bigger numbers, duh. It's like you've never made a game before." Congrats Anthem I think you just bodged your way to having worse gunplay than Star Citizen https://giant.gfycat.com/ComplexAjarArabianoryx.webm
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Sarsapariller posted:That uh So if CI!G hangs around long enough, the overall quality of Star Citizen goes up (in relation to the industry). That's insane. But it might just work. Sandi, call Ben, we have ships to move. edit: LOL, the enemies scale to the gun, not the player. Anthem is drunk. Hav fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Mar 6, 2019 |
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Sarsapariller posted:"How do we let people of differing gear levels play together?" Does that mean that Star Citizen's tier 0 implementations will actually be better than any higher tier versions? 
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Hav posted:So if CI!G hangs around long enough, the overall quality of Star Citizen goes up (in relation to the industry). That's insane. Unreleased dream game's always gonna be better than things that have to contend with reality Checkmate goons
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Getting ready for release you filthy goon FUDers, any day now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t2bNZQqDsg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w5x-HTeFdk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do05Sqh6bf8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZB3VXhSz8c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWsAvC3vSpE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DozF_z0-QSA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UDE6cMZR3g Time to buy back in!
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Hav posted:In we-don't-need-currency-where-we're-going news; The guy has done a Reginald Perrin.
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Hav posted:In we-don't-need-currency-where-we're-going news; We need to get Eddie Bravo on this case, stat!
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haha those tutorials sure are fun. the casual voice. the stretching your little content. the carefully crafted text: “select arena commander from the main menu!“ (do you really have to explain this part?) “arena commander has different game modes“ (i see 4. two seem useless. two are basically-) “lets select pirate swarm!!!“ edit: after all these years...pirate swarm!! this is the mother of all nothingburgers. its great comedy for sure! BumbleOne fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Mar 6, 2019 |
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“I was working on that side of it for the first year, mostly on a vertical slice.“
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Amazing Zimmo posted:https://twitter.com/discolando/status/1103167595824308224 Still mocapping. In 2019, five years after the first projected release date. Still mocapping. 
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