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Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Apparently the president of Brazil has been posting golden shower videos on Twitter.

Maduro or the one we're trying to prop up to replace him

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X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

Tuxedo Catfish posted:

Maduro or the one we're trying to prop up to replace him

That’s Venezuela, Jair Bolsonaro, the guy who wants to level the Amazon rain forest, is the one posting golden shower videos.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
Criterion Channel's Movie of the Week

https://twitter.com/criterionchannl/status/1103354962375979010

Is Barbara Loden's Wanda (1970)

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

X-Ray Pecs posted:

remember when Ted Cruz liked a stepmom porn video

I kinda feel bad for the intern they pinned it on and fired but I guess that's the price you pay for working for Ted Cruz.

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

X-Ray Pecs posted:

That’s Venezuela, Jair Bolsonaro, the guy who wants to level the Amazon rain forest, is the one posting golden shower videos.

poo poo, this is embarassing

but also even funnier now that i've got that straightened out. thanks.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋


Mannequin two: on the move

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
This Netflix news finally got me to grab One Hundred Years of Solitude. Looking forward to it!

Peacoffee
Feb 11, 2013


100 years of solitude if I remember is the hitjob on his home town and he thought it was better in translation than in spanish. Naturally that’s the one in every academics household with a bookcase.

Not gonna lie while I liked the book I’m not so sure what audience this is for. You can’t not watch it and have it on the same way people own the book and don’t read it.

I shouldn’t be so negative about it but so few of who I have met have read the book at all. Lots of people calling it romantic :(

Which actually ties into the Ted Cruz twitter video thing funny enough.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
I’ve read it. It’s one of the more popular literary novels people have read in TBB. It’s taught in a lot of curriculums. It’s a solid book.

It’s not romantic at all, though.

Kinda happy it’s gonna be a series. It’s dense with characters and stories and covers five generations of a family and an town’s entire history.

Read it.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

Peacoffee posted:

Not gonna lie while I liked the book I’m not so sure what audience this is for. You can’t not watch it and have it on the same way people own the book and don’t read it.

The Netflix equivalent of this is playing the show while staring at your phone half the time and declaring it must-see television.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Franchescanado posted:

I’ve read it. It’s one of the more popular literary novels people have read in TBB. It’s taught in a lot of curriculums. It’s a solid book.

It’s not romantic at all, though.

Kinda happy it’s gonna be a series. It’s dense with characters and stories and covers five generations of a family and an town’s entire history.

Read it.

If there wasn't romance there wouldn't be the baby with a pig's tail being carried off by ants.

Peacoffee
Feb 11, 2013


Skwirl posted:

Did he? the article I read on the Netflix adaptation said one of the reasons it had never been adapted before was that Marquez wanted it to be in Spanish. His heirs went with Netflix because they actually have a good chunk of high quality self produced stuff that's in Spanish.

It wouldn’t surprise me if the comment was apocryphal, although they are the heirs to a property which is dealing with themes that effectively make it what Sinclair’s “Main Street” is to the US as a social commentary. It being in Spanish would be the best thing either way, it’s soaked in the language and it’s perfectly fine in Spanish (albeit a lot more pages)

Peacoffee fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Mar 6, 2019

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Peacoffee posted:

100 years of solitude if I remember is the hitjob on his home town and he thought it was better in translation than in spanish. Naturally that’s the one in every academics household with a bookcase.

Not gonna lie while I liked the book I’m not so sure what audience this is for. You can’t not watch it and have it on the same way people own the book and don’t read it.

I shouldn’t be so negative about it but so few of who I have met have read the book at all. Lots of people calling it romantic :(

Which actually ties into the Ted Cruz twitter video thing funny enough.

Did he? the article I read on the Netflix adaptation said one of the reasons it had never been adapted before was that Marquez wanted it to be in Spanish. His heirs went with Netflix because they actually have a good chunk of high quality self produced stuff that's in Spanish.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Seriously?
https://twitter.com/VICEUK/status/1103249505019867136

I know very little about the genre, but there's no way that's true

Gorman Thomas
Jul 24, 2007
Babadook for starters.

edit: didn't see the Slasher part

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Skwirl posted:

Seriously?
https://twitter.com/VICEUK/status/1103249505019867136

I know very little about the genre, but there's no way that's true

This is one of the worst takes of all time.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Skwirl posted:

Seriously?
https://twitter.com/VICEUK/status/1103249505019867136

I know very little about the genre, but there's no way that's true

That's completely a lie. Even if they just mean dealing with the grief of losing a victim of the slasher, which slashers definitely tend to ignore to keep the plot moving, it's a lie.

Gorman Thomas posted:

Babadook for starters.

Not a slasher.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

of the top of my head:
Rob Zombie's Halloween 2
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (and also the original kinda sorta)
Alice Sweet Alice

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
How about a recent one: loving Halloween 2018!

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

You could make a decent argument for Psycho

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

How about a recent one: loving Halloween 2018!

Seriously. That's a no-brainer.

And it's such a good movie.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
I mean it's the twitter of Vice UK which means it's somehow even more off message and tacky as regular Vice soooooo

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

X-Ray Pecs posted:

That’s Venezuela, Jair Bolsonaro, the guy who wants to level the Amazon rain forest, is the one posting golden shower videos.

What is it with fascists and piss?

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

You could make a decent argument for Psycho

I was about to say this because I was disappointed that I didn't see it right away.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Watersports are fascist, why else would they teach that poo poo at Eton?

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
Scream is all about grief and trauma.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

Franchescanado posted:

Scream is all about grief and trauma.

Scream 2 as well!

K. Waste
Feb 27, 2014

MORAL:
To the vector belong the spoils.
Friday the 13th is about the grief of a mother over her lost child

Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002

Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

I still don't think I completely understand Possession, but Possession.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
Aside from the general stupidity of "Happy Death Day 2U is the first slasher about grief", how boring do you have to be to watch that and have this be what you talk away from it?

And it's barely a slasher anyway because it focuses mainly on the sci-fi plot elements with the horror stuff basically being the subplot. The first one is the slasher film.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Also Hereditary.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Gonz posted:

Also Hereditary.

That's not a slasher, it's a spooky supernatural movie.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

You could make a decent argument for Psycho

And the two subsequent Psychos

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
loving I Still Know What You Did Last Summer is about the main character’s grief and PTSD

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Coffee And Pie posted:

loving I Still Know What You Did Last Summer is about the main character’s grief and PTSD

A couple years back I found out that I Know What You Did Last Summer was very loosely based on a YA novel by that lady who wrote The Face on the Milk Carton. So I read that and it's kind of hilarious how they took that book and turned it into what the movie is. The book isn't a work of literary genius or anything but my god is the movie just a barely recognizable dipshit version of the book.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Huh. That makes a lot of sense. Definitely has some R.L. Stine's Fear Street vibes to it.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Yeah I devoured those Lois Duncan books as a kid. I remember Ransom being pretty wild, about a bunch of kids getting held hostage on a school bus.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
I remember as a kid reading a Christopher Pike book called Chain Letter that was extremely similar to I Know What You Did Last Summer.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
Speaking of YA horror, I used to love those Friday the 13th books. There was one about a nerd who finds Jason's mask in a hole in a tree and puts it on and basically hulks out. That poo poo ruled.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
The I Know What You Did Last Summer book isn't even horror. It's a mystery novel. The author was very displeased with the movie. Oh, and look at the loving cover for it. I love this cover. The facial expressions, the poses, the entire situation depicted, that one guy looking exactly like Seth Green. It's delightful.


Apparently later editions of it are "modernized" and mention beepers and cellphones or some poo poo.

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Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

CPL593H posted:

The I Know What You Did Last Summer book isn't even horror. It's a mystery novel. The author was very displeased with the movie. Oh, and look at the loving cover for it. I love this cover. The facial expressions, the poses, the entire situation depicted, that one guy looking exactly like Seth Green. It's delightful.


Apparently later editions of it are "modernized" and mention beepers and cellphones or some poo poo.

Book covers of that era (especially Babysitters Club) has such a goofy artsyle that I love and want to see make a comeback

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