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Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
going to a cyber café with a bunch of floppy disks to download poo poo for your amiga

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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I remember downloading midi files at school so I could play them at home :kiddo:

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
also I always went to computer lab early so I could get one of the few Apple IIGSes. I knew they were better but not quite how

e: these were different time periods. I also remember helping my teacher install Myst once

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.

Silver Alicorn posted:

I remember downloading midi files at school so I could play them at home :kiddo:

Same but it was .xm and .mod and .it and .s3m files

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



every single windows sound is a simpsons.wav file

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice

Vintersorg posted:

every single windows sound is a simpsons.wav file

my cousin changed all the windows sounds to austin powers wavs

Orcs and Ostriches
Aug 26, 2010


The Great Twist
same but warcraft 2

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
having a 386 with beck-loser.wav as the windows error sound, and taking about three minutes to load it

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
basically lol if you were actually alive in the 90s

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

Satellit3 fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Mar 8, 2019

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Stick Insect posted:

Same but it was .xm and .mod and .it and .s3m files

by the time I discovered mod files I had internet at home



Vintersorg posted:

every single windows sound is a simpsons.wav file

I had a sound set for windows 3.1 that had star trek/wars stuff and other random film sounds

Satellit3
Oct 21, 2008

quotes not edit

Satellit3 fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Mar 8, 2019

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Silver Alicorn posted:

also I always went to computer lab early so I could get one of the few Apple IIGSes. I knew they were better but not quite how

e: these were different time periods. I also remember helping my teacher install Myst once

we had to clean the cheetos and nickels from the floppy drive on the one in my classroom, once. it didnt stop it from working fine but we got bored and were wondering if we could put it back together

for that matter, trying to beat oregon trail in a rush during lunch was a super popular challenge and we forded the river in a desperate attempt to finish it before class

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Vintersorg posted:

every single windows sound is a simpsons.wav file

this was a thing

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
CDs on the front of magazines that were packed full of demos, shareware, icon/sound sets, and "art" made in terrible 3D rendering programs

Stick Insect
Oct 24, 2010

My enemies are many.

My equals are none.
The only windows sound I changed was the shutdown sound. It was a loud death scream from Street Fighter which always managed to startle the poo poo out of my dad :v:

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

~Coxy posted:

CDs on the front of magazines that were packed full of demos, shareware, icon/sound sets, and "art" made in terrible 3D rendering programs

23 different shareware genealogy database programs with no instructions and UIs so bad they make linux software look usable.
250 doom .WADs, 200 of which are some variation of "giant room full of cyberdemons and barrels"
17 different wolfenstein hacks with all the nazis replaced with barney the dinosaur and/or bill gates
100 of the hottest websites for offline viewing for people without an internet connection

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
Chex Quest

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
desktop backgrounds from digital blasphemy dot com

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
3d text screensaver w/company name

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


going to the Software, Etc. every weekend and watching everyone crowd around the Amiga while they play Faery Tale Adventure or Dragon's Lair and chortling at the kids who say 'when is this coming out for the PC / Apple IIGS / Mac'

now Commodore doesn't exist anymore and it's all Switch / PS4 / PC

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



qhat posted:

this was a thing

fox sent C+D's to most of the sites so it eventually died

they had clips from the shows and highlight jokes

i remember getting hyped for large files as it would be a 1 minute clip

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

~Coxy posted:

CDs on the front of magazines that were packed full of demos, shareware, icon/sound sets, and "art" made in terrible 3D rendering programs

pc gamer had like a full pre-rendered-myst-adventure-game thing to navigate content on their CDs for a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Acpv3GJFE

tmesis
Jan 18, 2007

sup holmes
Megamarm
i have distinct memories of browsing the yahoo web directory in the middle school library and discovering discordianism and the church of the subgenius

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

lancemantis posted:

pc gamer had like a full pre-rendered-myst-adventure-game thing to navigate content on their CDs for a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Acpv3GJFE

man that's way better than Mac Attack (?) 's wolfenstein 3D mod

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Sweevo posted:

23 different shareware genealogy database programs with no instructions and UIs so bad they make linux software look usable.
250 doom .WADs, 200 of which are some variation of "giant room full of cyberdemons and barrels"
17 different wolfenstein hacks with all the nazis replaced with barney the dinosaur and/or bill gates
100 of the hottest websites for offline viewing for people without an internet connection

PC magazine cover CDs were all that, but the Amiga ones were really good. Mostly because by the time Amiga got CD-ROM it was already a dead man walking platform and the magazine coverdiscs were constructed with love by die-hard fans. And it was all poo poo pulled off of Aminet, which had way better PD/shareware than anything on the PC at the time.

Sending a postal order off to one of the PD mail order companies that listed in the back of the magazines, and 2 weeks later getting a CD-ROM full of nudie lady GIFs/ILBMs. Opening an image and waiting 2 minutes to see a HAM-mode image of Erika Eleniak's boobs.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

HAM-mode boobs

MOOOOOOOOODS

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

lancemantis posted:

pc gamer had like a full pre-rendered-myst-adventure-game thing to navigate content on their CDs for a while

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4Acpv3GJFE

I have a pc gamer coconut monkey tshirt somewhere

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Elevator Screamer posted:

Sending a postal order off to one of the PD mail order companies that listed in the back of the magazines, and 2 weeks later getting a CD-ROM full of nudie lady GIFs/ILBMs. Opening an image and waiting 2 minutes to see a HAM-mode image of Erika Eleniak's boobs.

ORDER.FRM

internet shopping by going on pricewatch.com or a company's web site to find what you wanted and ordering by calling them or printing an order form and mailing it with a money order

buying and selling random stuff by putting ads on usenet, waiting for emails, mailing money orders to random people, sometimes in other countries, and hoping that whatever you wanted would eventually show up

thinking about usenet reminded me of og man-child rec.games.video.* console warrior/homophobe/troll charles doane (apparently he eventually migrated to a right-wing conspiracy nut message board as usenet use dwindled)

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

graph posted:

desktop backgrounds from digital blasphemy dot com

the propaganda tile set

https://images.ira.abramov.org/Propaganda/

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
were the screaming crayons the pc gamer art department or was that another publication?

thebigcow
Jan 3, 2001

Bully!
Any ya'll buy from Walnut Creek?

Neslepaks
Sep 3, 2003

ya several sets of freebsd install cds. 1.something and iirc 2.2.5

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Elevator Screamer posted:

PC magazine cover CDs were all that, but the Amiga ones were really good. Mostly because by the time Amiga got CD-ROM it was already a dead man walking platform and the magazine coverdiscs were constructed with love by die-hard fans. And it was all poo poo pulled off of Aminet, which had way better PD/shareware than anything on the PC at the time.

i remember there was a period where every single amiga magazine had an ad for the "Women of the Web" cd-rom, which was basically a cd full of those geocities sites where someone had collected nine badly-scanned photos of some c-list sitcom actress.

pram
Jun 10, 2001
sounds epic

url
Apr 23, 2007

internet gnuru

Sweevo posted:

23 different shareware genealogy database programs with no instructions and UIs so bad they make linux software look usable.
250 doom .WADs, 200 of which are some variation of "giant room full of cyberdemons and barrels"
17 different wolfenstein hacks with all the nazis replaced with barney the dinosaur and/or bill gates
100 of the hottest websites for offline viewing for people without an internet connection

trial-ware where you could reset your bios clock and keep it 'forever'.
E: fwiw, my dad literally had a work computer in our family kitchen (because that's where the landline was) that we all used. It had the no cmos battery, and i'm pretty sure it was so he could use whatever dial-up intranet thing was required at the time. (it was either borland or IBM

AOL obv

url fucked around with this message at 17:11 on Mar 9, 2019

jeffery
Jan 1, 2013

Sweevo posted:

23 different shareware genealogy database programs with no instructions and UIs so bad they make linux software look usable.
250 doom .WADs, 200 of which are some variation of "giant room full of cyberdemons and barrels"
17 different wolfenstein hacks with all the nazis replaced with barney the dinosaur and/or bill gates
100 of the hottest websites for offline viewing for people without an internet connection

the software update to naughtilis patched all of that and Nice we get pornography on the default internet

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Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
One thing I liked about pc gamer discs is they had half life patch updates so I could finally play mods since I had no home internet to download them otherwise

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