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CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Eau de MacGowan posted:

are madrid just having a temporary meltdown or was cristiano ronaldo actually that good to carry them

Ron carried that team

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Shit Farm
Jan 10, 2013
both op

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
They were missing Ramos

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
Yeah Ramos was the main fight at a wrestling event and didn't have time to pretend to play football.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Even with Ron Madrid was bad last year outside of a few champions league games. Ron only scored two goals before Christmas and the league was over for them around mid January.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

oliwan posted:

They were missing Ramos

It was all part of the plan, his tactical suspension was just part of Madrid's far-seeing genius

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Eau de MacGowan posted:

are madrid just having a temporary meltdown or was cristiano ronaldo actually that good to carry them

Honestly if someone is stupid enough to give you 100M for a 33-year-old with a long contract who earns a huge salary, it'd be dumb not to sell him, even for Madrid

That said they probably should have bought a good forward or two

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

poty posted:

Honestly if someone is stupid enough to give you 100M for a 33-year-old with a long contract who earns a huge salary, it'd be dumb not to sell him, even for Madrid

That said they probably should have bought a good forward or two

i'm surprised they didn't pick up neymar.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Mou in at Real?

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.

Angry Lobster posted:

The second coming of Mourinho is upon us.

Holy poo poo, is this real, I'm on drugs???

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Other people are saying Zidane is back but God I hope it's Mourinho. Year 3 Mourinho First Year is my poo poo

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


poo poo he's in. Drama ensues.

Well none of the big papers have reported it yet so I guess I better hold onto my load for a bit longer. Now they are. Wtf

BWV fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Mar 7, 2019

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



BWV posted:

poo poo he's in. Drama ensues.

Well none of the big papers have reported it yet so I guess I better hold onto my load for a bit longer

Does the Mirror count? They just ran a story saying Mou's in.

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.

Der Shovel posted:

Does the Mirror count? They just ran a story saying Mou's in.

A local station in Madrid has also said he's in and will be announced officially in a few hours.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


My favourite wrinkle being floated is that it's as a caretaker until they can convince Zidane which will for sure blow up. Also Ramos hates him.

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.
So much bullshit floating around, I love this.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


so Mourinho still isn't in but Madrid has had a hilarious 24 hours.

Ramos and Perez fought in the dressing room
Isco refused to board the team bus
Ramos called a players only meeting, reprimanding Isco and stating that they needed to play well and finish 2nd (this is the 3rd time he's done this this season).
Isco apologized to the team
Ramos and Perez met but didn't really apologize
Solari is nowhere to be seen but he will remain coach until Monday.
Now they're leaking that they'll spend 350 mil on Neymar in the summer.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Mourinho is going to destroy them. He's going to be coaching in Asia by next year.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Spending that on mbappe makes way more sense than neymar

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Jose posted:

Spending that on mbappe makes way more sense than neymar

Which is why they'll spend it on Neymar

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
I don't see PSG selling Mbappe after their recent disgrace

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

That's great leadership by Ramos, excellent choice as team captain

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
I’m sure Ramos’ meeting will look great in his documentary and that the documentary had no impact on Ramos’ decision to hold the meeting.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Mou back to Madrid would be absolutely hilarious, please make it happen

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost
When's the next RM presidential election? Would love to see the crazy bullshit Perez promises this time around considering what a fiasco this season and likely the forthcoming one will be.

Also, RIP Santiago Solari - you were a pretty cool left winger 20 years ago and a decent ESPN commentator at the WC but never stood a chance managing the high pressure basket-case that is Real Madrid FC.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

didn't Perez basically rig the election so that he'd be president-for-life? I thought I'd heard that.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Jason Sextro posted:

didn't Perez basically rig the election so that he'd be president-for-life? I thought I'd heard that.

Madrid’s board is a total farce.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


From what I understand you have to have been a club member for a lot of years AND be able to personally fund/insure a portion of a club or something.

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.

BWV posted:

From what I understand you have to have been a club member for a lot of years AND be able to personally fund/insure a portion of a club or something.

Yeah, this's it, if I recall correctly, it requires at least 15 years as a member and you must have a bank guarantee of at least 15% of the club's budget (75 million euros approximately?). Also that bank must be located in Spain (no foreign institutions) and that must be backed up by your personal wealth as well.

So yeah, very few people can actually run for it.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Angry Lobster posted:

A local station in Madrid has also said he's in and will be announced officially in a few hours.

What the hell, do they not broadcast Manchester United matches in Madrid

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.

poty posted:

What the hell, do they not broadcast Manchester United matches in Madrid

Welcome to Spain's journalists, aka "Bullshit, all the time".

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Inui you gently caress :argh:

mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
Mourinho again? Is perez retarded?

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

mila kunis posted:

Mourinho again? Is perez retarded?

No, he's a fascist.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Wrong restart there. Should have been indirect kick.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Welp.

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


fully sick team goal

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
Rakitic making it happen seconds after coming into the field, guy will be missed if the rumors are true.

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oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Get hosed Madrid

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