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Azza Bamboo posted:Can a man cut off his own dick get it taxidermied and then mounted on a strap on and then get hosed by their own dick? The rarely seen Reverse Onan
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# ? Mar 2, 2019 18:53 |
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Azza Bamboo posted:Can a man cut off his own dick get it taxidermied and then mounted on a strap on and then get hosed by their own dick? There ARE easier ways to get hosed by your own gently caress you know
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# ? Mar 2, 2019 19:11 |
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Azza Bamboo posted:Can a man cut off his own dick get it taxidermied and then mounted on a strap on and then get hosed by their own dick? Sounds like the next hit from Hugo Award-nominated author Chick Tingle.
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# ? Mar 2, 2019 23:29 |
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Azza Bamboo posted:Can a man cut off his own dick get it taxidermied and then mounted on a strap on and then get hosed by their own dick? Pick might be willing to help you out here.
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# ? Mar 3, 2019 00:24 |
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Pickled dick?
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# ? Mar 3, 2019 13:03 |
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A Strange Aeon posted:This used to happen all the time in the 1800s; through a religious loophole, this version of homosexuality wasn't prohibited by the church It's not gay if the balls touch themselves
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 04:25 |
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Alas, I am too chicken to discover how my dick would feel inside of me.
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 18:50 |
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Azza Bamboo posted:Alas, I am too chicken to discover how my dick would feel inside of me. You must live somewhere warm.
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Azza Bamboo posted:Alas, I am too chicken to discover how my dick would feel inside of me. looks like someone hasn't heard of self insertion
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Azza Bamboo posted:Alas, I am too chicken to discover how my dick would feel inside of me. https://www.amazon.com/Clone-Willy-Silicone-Penis-Casting/dp/B000NBS2RE
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Azza Bamboo posted:Can a man cut off his own dick get it taxidermied and then mounted on a strap on and then get hosed by their own dick? As far as I know, the best way of doing it would be to follow Arnold's advice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFUAH9wb91Y
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# ? Mar 4, 2019 23:22 |
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Thread had a pretty good run this time.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 07:01 |
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I actually have content today! It's slowed to a trickle, but it hasn't disappearedquote:I'll try to keep it short but include enough details to paint a picture. To summarize though, I feel that I'm growing increasingly distant from some of my close family and I'm not sure how to feel about it. I'm thankful that my family is mostly run-of-the-mill apathetic blue-state Dems, but my wife's family is getting more chudly these days (I think I posted ITT recently about having to explain to her mom why universal healthcare didn't mean that nobody can get rich anymore for example) I dunno, I think you should tell them if something pisses you off. Just say "can you cool it with the politics chat for five minutes loving jesus christ", I think it's a reasonable request, and if they say no, that's a pretty valid excuse not to see them more Also yeah I keep hearing "you'll understand when you're older" but personally I've gotten more and more socialist as I've aged quote:This is the goon with the affair he broke off, not the other guy with the fat wife. I mean there's always like seriously dude and keep it that way this time
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 14:49 |
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You're like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PngPQluO1jI but with your ex. Stop being an idiot. Idiot.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 14:59 |
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She's loving bonkers, dude, why are you so into that?
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 15:04 |
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3/10 sex writing, keep practicing. Also if this isn't a creative writing exercise you're an unbelievable idiot
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 15:14 |
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On second thought, I actually kind of want to see how terrible this whole thing can get. Keep it up man, you'll get her.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 15:29 |
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purple death ray posted:3/10 sex writing, keep practicing. Also if this isn't a creative writing exercise you're an unbelievable idiot Agreed. Its quite droll in an amateurish sort of way.
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 16:01 |
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"I sucked on her nipples in the usual way, the way that women like to have their nipples sucked on. I did this for the usual amount of time."
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 16:19 |
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Nnngh, don't stop...
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 16:47 |
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I placed my genitalia in the general location of her genitalia
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 17:51 |
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Then he put his thingie in my you-know-what and we did it
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 18:14 |
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loquacius posted:I mean there's always
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 19:02 |
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purple death ray posted:"I sucked on her nipples in the usual way, the way that women like to have their nipples sucked on. I did this for the usual amount of time." "We preformed pleasing and efficient sex with an acceptable amount of pleasure noises followed by the correct amount of cuddling before repeating the process another two times, bringing us to the oft lauded three times of intimacy in one sexual encounter."
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 20:50 |
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Just post the copy pasta
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# ? Mar 7, 2019 21:03 |
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your dick and balls it's the only way
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 07:23 |
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Splicer posted:I placed my genitalia in the general location of her genitalia I jizz in your general direction!
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 10:29 |
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Here's a story about aliens and also jerking offquote:Posting this anonymously because I don’t want a big red text. I love the current thread about aliens, and have an experience, but I don’t want to share it there because I’m sure I will be mocked. quote:This is another of those 'I saw a guy try and drug a drink and switched it LMAO!' confessions but with the twist of this one actually happened and wasn't really that funny. Agreed that instead of feeling satisfying this just feels depressing all around but it sure isn't an unhappy ending
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 14:07 |
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loquacius posted:Here's a story about aliens and also jerking off I mean if you really wanted to go all eye for an eye you probably should have raped him.
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 14:33 |
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Um, let's stick to idiots and alien loving.
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 14:45 |
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I liked the part where the aliens knocked on the door that owns
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 16:12 |
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hi, aliens here. we wanna help you shoot huge loads
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 17:05 |
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ALFbrot posted:hi, aliens here. we wanna help you shoot huge loads cum on in!
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 17:11 |
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sugar free jazz posted:I liked the part where the aliens knocked on the door that owns ALFbrot posted:hi, aliens here. we wanna help you shoot huge loads lol
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 17:19 |
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ALFbrot posted:hi, aliens here. we wanna help you shoot huge loads Clearly they were just friendly aliens helping the dude learn the ropes.
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 18:02 |
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DandyLion posted:Clearly they were just friendly aliens helping the dude lay the ropes.
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 18:28 |
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He was jerking off and the aliens were like "ha, look at this fuckin amateur, let's show him how it's done"
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 18:31 |
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Take me to your wiener
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 18:36 |
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ROKY BE THOU NOT AFRAID NO HARM WILL CUM TO YOU
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# ? Mar 8, 2019 18:59 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 09:42 |
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To alien abducted goon: Good job getting abducted while jerking off, you're now humanity's representative to the race of aliens that communicate by hand on dick motions. But I'm going to blame you if we get murdered by said aliens because they mistook one of your jerk off sessions as a declaration of war.
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