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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016


what a horrible snipe

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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Lol back to square one

(Look at the thread’s OP)

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

GalacticAcid posted:

Lol back to square one

(Look at the thread’s OP)

time is a flat circle

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



what’s aleppo?

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I remember hearing something about Gary Johnson not getting on the Michigan ballot in time, and the Libertarian party running a different person with the same name as their candidate. Looking for information on it, it seems to be bullshit but it was funny "remembering" it

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


the internet is a series of tubes

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

System Metternich posted:

the internet is a series of tubes

the best was that this was about net neutrality

quote:

Ten movies streaming across that, that Internet, and what happens to your own personal Internet? I just the other day got… an Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday. I got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the Internet commercially.

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

System Metternich posted:

the internet is a series of tubes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs

Manky Tungeon
Jun 11, 2018

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Epic Mens Rights Activism aka Bernie Porn

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:



what a horrible snipe

i went to a halloween party as her right after that happened and her friends were there and yelled at me about her innocence and said they were going to jump me lol

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
I wonder what she does now? If she had waited to do it until 2012 she'd be a regular commentator on fox

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

GalacticAcid posted:

Lol back to square one

(Look at the thread’s OP)

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i forgot that they spelled it "bowle"

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfiEpvGQ_E0

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
huaca' bowlé

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Obama anger translator saga

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


ten years ago trump spent months threatening that he was going to call something an emergency if he didn't get his way and then did in order to overrule congress and got away with it lmfao

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
fagg.

judge russ fagg.

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


that time Israel raided an aid ship in international waters and released photos of knives from the ship's galley as proof that they were smuggling weapons into Gaza

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



lol israel loving shot up a US Warship in international waters and the US apologized to them

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Thump! posted:

lol israel loving shot up a US Warship in international waters and the US apologized to them

Big dick Cheney energy

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

ikanreed posted:

Big dick Cheney energy

:frogsiren:

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

cool dance moves posted:

that time Israel raided an aid ship in international waters and released photos of knives from the ship's galley as proof that they were smuggling weapons into Gaza

When was this

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

May 2010.

flickr.com/photos/idfonline/4705235821

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Oliver North is the NRA president

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
The US shot down an Iranian airliner on accident and George Bush said he would never, ever apologise

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

StashAugustine posted:

Oliver North is the NRA president

Elliot Abrams is the envoy on human rights

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

StashAugustine posted:

Oliver North is the NRA president
Well, he's certainly qualified. He knows a thing or two about selling weapons.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

StashAugustine posted:

Oliver North is the NRA president



lol

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

ikanreed posted:

Big dick Cheney energy

Top tier username right there

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

frankenfreak posted:

Well, he's certainly qualified. He knows a thing or two about selling weapons.

It was pretty funny when Ilhan Omar pointed out "remember that time you were convicted for lying under oath to Congress" and he lost his poo poo

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

from the same wiki

Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

-MORE MONEY FOR US

-FUCK...YOU KNOW, THE THING

The current US ambassador to the United Kingdom, who at least in theory will be a central figure in working out the kinks in the US-UK legal relationships in the wake of Britain leaving the EU superstructure, is a man with a proven record in the field of negotiation.

That is to say, we have seen numerous concrete examples of his negotiating skill because he is the owner of the New York Jets.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Maybe he'll finally get a win then. There is no way the Jets are as big a fail as Brexit.

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Fuzzy McDoom posted:

The current US ambassador to the United Kingdom, who at least in theory will be a central figure in working out the kinks in the US-UK legal relationships in the wake of Britain leaving the EU superstructure, is a man with a proven record in the field of negotiation.

That is to say, we have seen numerous concrete examples of his negotiating skill because he is the owner of the New York Jets.

Can you explain this for non-Americans? I'm dimly aware that the New York Jets are some kind of sports team. I take it they are bad at negotiating?

It doesn't really matter anyway as the people organising Brexit are breathtakingly incompetent, I doubt even a Trump appointee could be stupider. This race to the bottom Britain will win, or lose, the bad one.

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

from the same wiki



lol of course the Call of Duty wiki keeps track of every characters race.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

marktheando posted:

Can you explain this for non-Americans? I'm dimly aware that the New York Jets are some kind of sports team. I take it they are bad at negotiating?

They're a poorly managed sports team.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

MikeCrotch posted:

It was pretty funny when Ilhan Omar pointed out "remember that time you were convicted for lying under oath to Congress" and he lost his poo poo

that's actually a different us war criminal.

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Fuzzy McDoom
Oct 9, 2007

-MORE MONEY FOR US

-FUCK...YOU KNOW, THE THING

marktheando posted:

Can you explain this for non-Americans? I'm dimly aware that the New York Jets are some kind of sports team. I take it they are bad at negotiating?

It doesn't really matter anyway as the people organising Brexit are breathtakingly incompetent, I doubt even a Trump appointee could be stupider. This race to the bottom Britain will win, or lose, the bad one.


The New York Jets are a football team, not to be confused with the New York Giants (with whom they share a stadium). They are widely known for incompetence occasionally flourishing into mediocrity, but most of all for the Trumpian atmosphere of backbiting and degeneracy within the organization. Consider the following:

1) The Jets are not even the most popular team in their own city, and the fan base is generally considered to be the chudlier portion of the people of NYC and New Jersey
2) There are constant reports of how much everybody on the team hates each other, and is widely regarding as being a place where wildly overpaid talent at the end of their relevance go to die (yes, they are bad at negotiating)
3) Their last championship was in 1968
4) Their most successful head coach in recent memory was an extremely open foot fetishist
5) They were also the team involved in the NFL's most famous dick pics scandal
6) Their most famous athletic feat in the last 20 years was the Butt Fumble, a play so legendarily bad it has its own wikipedia entry: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butt_fumble
7) Last season one of their players got fined for celebrating a touchdown by mock wiping his asscrack with the football

In short, while "sports team owner" in general does not qualify one to become ambassador to the United Kingdom, and while the New York Jets are not the most objectively terrible franchise by any means, they are strong contenders for being the most embarrasing fuckups, and needless to say the owner is freinds with TRUMP, which is how we got here.

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