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idiotsavant
Jun 4, 2000

Guze posted:

Boomers do love the idea of "If I suffered, so should you"

A nihilistic, misanthropic part of me wants to embrace accelerationism if only to ensure that more boomers face the ends of their lives suffering and without dignity. The rest of us are already stuck with it once climate change really revs up so gently caress it, the more the merrier. If you poo poo all over the floor because you’re too lazy to use the toilet don’t cry when your kids rub your septuagenarian face in it.

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RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

Priapus Unbound posted:

How difficult is it to get your picture taken with these politicians? Genuinely curious. Is it something that anyone can do, or do politicians generally try to be careful about who they appear smiling with?

First you get access, then you get the selfies.

Depending on context, it could be benign, but that golmert one, lol.

theblackw0lf
Apr 15, 2003

"...creating a vision of the sort of society you want to have in miniature"

I think I understand what Omar was saying in that tweet and quote and why she thinks she was misrepresented, but honestly I think the politico guy was totally justified in how he reported it.

small butter
Oct 8, 2011


He should run against Doug Jones.

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Priapus Unbound posted:

How difficult is it to get your picture taken with these politicians? Genuinely curious. Is it something that anyone can do, or do politicians generally try to be careful about who they appear smiling with?

Pay the per plate fee for their fundraiser and it is easy to get a photo.


Or sneak into the state dinner because the USSS didn't cross check the guest list, that works too.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

What is the own? That Wilson never got a hand job from her shop?

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

It

Keeps

Getting

Weirder

And

Wierder

At this point I'm expecting to learn about some pizza parlor where prominent republicans coordinate human trafficking.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

theblackw0lf posted:

I think I understand what Omar was saying in that tweet and quote and why she thinks she was misrepresented, but honestly I think the politico guy was totally justified in how he reported it.

being defiant on her jumbled israel critizisms vs backing down immediately from offending the neoliberal cabal sure says something

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Dr. VooDoo posted:

The thing is if an author from another timeline looked at ours and wrote it all down as a story it’s be panned as unrealistic schlock
There's a universe where a well dressed man is dangling by one arm from a helicopter while a henchman tries to stomp on his fingers over an active volcano thinking "And then he started signing bibles? Stupid loving airport trash."

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Lycus posted:

Is that a signature, or something he does because he just doesn't know how to spell his name?

D scribble scribble scribble PEE

Unoriginal Name
Aug 1, 2006

by sebmojo

Mnoba posted:

being defiant on her jumbled israel critizisms vs backing down immediately from offending the neoliberal cabal sure says something

would you say she was uppity

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

So that is what a ratio looks like.

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Madkal posted:

So that is what a ratio looks like.

And it's not even an angry Twitter mob ratioing, it's making fun of the guy.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Who the hell is Dan Bongino

A hit dog.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Unoriginal Name posted:

would you say she was uppity

ugh best not to try to punch up there buddy, go away now shoo

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Grapplejack posted:

I wonder how many people ITT have read The Doctrine of Fascism

https://twitter.com/rachelvscott/status/1104144426849497088

Trump's signature looks like a barcode

which is funny since I used to listen to the same people who voted for him talk about how barcodes were gonna be the mark of the beast

TremorX fucked around with this message at 01:30 on Mar 9, 2019

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

TremorX posted:

Trump's signature looks like a barcode

which is funny since I used to listen to the same people who voted for him talk about how barcodes were gonna be the mark of the beast

He probably fits a lot of early 90s descriptions of the antichrist.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
Dan Bongino is such a weird unhinged psychopath and as such represents the NRA perfectly.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

DrNutt posted:

Dan Bongino is such a weird unhinged psychopath and as such represents the NRA perfectly.

Is he the piss lemonade guy?

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

Is he the piss lemonade guy?

Yup. I think he's also the guy that had a real normal one and smashed a flatscreen with a sledgehammer because a woman disagreed with him.

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

DrNutt posted:

Yup. I think he's also the guy that had a real normal one and smashed a flatscreen with a sledgehammer because a woman disagreed with him.

I'm digging the grown-rear end man in a "socialist tears" t-shirt.

Cool.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Grapplejack posted:

I wonder how many people ITT have read The Doctrine of Fascism

https://twitter.com/rachelvscott/status/1104144426849497088

i know hand writing analysis is bullshit, but Donnie's russian cursive is like another bit of evidence he's a russian plaant.

Unoriginal Name
Aug 1, 2006

by sebmojo

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

He probably fits a lot of early 90s descriptions of the antichrist.

Name a better personification of Pride, Greed, Lust, Sloth, Wrath, Envy and Gluttony.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Unoriginal Name posted:

Name a better personification of Pride, Greed, Lust, Sloth, Wrath, Envy and Gluttony.

kevin spacey hehe

JasonV
Dec 8, 2003
https://twitter.com/JaneMayerNYer/status/1104176079584018432

Xae
Jan 19, 2005

Priapus Unbound posted:

How difficult is it to get your picture taken with these politicians? Genuinely curious. Is it something that anyone can do, or do politicians generally try to be careful about who they appear smiling with?

For most of the B and C tier people? Not very.

Show up to a fund raiser and you'll get a dozen Grip and Grins.

Skex
Feb 22, 2012

The great thing about the thousands of slaughtered Palestinian children is that they can't pull away when you fondle them or sniff their hair.

That's a Biden success story.

I somewhat wonder if he'd already started cooperating by then. It would make his Oversight testimony make a lot more sense if he wasn't really interested in a pardon but was working with investigators to bait Trump into moar crimes (not the hardest things to do).

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Grapplejack posted:

I wonder how many people ITT have read The Doctrine of Fascism

https://twitter.com/rachelvscott/status/1104144426849497088

Wait what the gently caress is the "Military Challenge Edition" of the bible

what in the serious gently caress

Spun Dog
Sep 21, 2004


Smellrose

Priapus Unbound posted:

How difficult is it to get your picture taken with these politicians? Genuinely curious. Is it something that anyone can do, or do politicians generally try to be careful about who they appear smiling with?

IDK, but here's a couple pictures she took at some sort of meeting in the White House






From here --> https://imgur.com/a/GlSbkBC

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Levitate posted:

Wait what the gently caress is the "Military Challenge Edition" of the bible

what in the serious gently caress

Can you rack up more rape and murder than the Old Testament? Give it your best shot soldier!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Spun Dog posted:

IDK, but here's a couple pictures she took at some sort of meeting in the White House






From here --> https://imgur.com/a/GlSbkBC

gravity doing a number on poor seb's head

Arturo Ui
Apr 14, 2005

Forums Bosch Expert
does this lady own any other businesses other than the human trafficking?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1104168059118465024

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

Levitate posted:

Wait what the gently caress is the "Military Challenge Edition" of the bible

what in the serious gently caress

Apparently, a Good Book which has been notated with military language "chapter names" for the passages, and it just gets weirder from there. For an example, Luke 7.1-10 DIVINE MEDEVAC / Matthew 10.29-34 Night ops

http://militarybiblechallenge.com/

You can get it in a pink camo cover, too!

twice burned ice
Dec 29, 2008

My stove defies the laws of physics!

Arturo Ui posted:

does this lady own any other businesses other than the human trafficking?

She doesn't own that either.

She sold the massage parlors a few years ago.



From here: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/politics-government/article227186429.html

Edit: I'm wrong. The article has been updated since I read it this morning.

twice burned ice fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Mar 9, 2019

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


Levitate posted:

Wait what the gently caress is the "Military Challenge Edition" of the bible

what in the serious gently caress

I know this because I worked in a bookstore in college.

They’re gifts. Someone going to basic, or on deployment?

Here have this bible that glorifies that and helps comfort you while you’re away.

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Dr. VooDoo posted:

The thing is if an author from another timeline looked at ours and wrote it all down as a story it’s be panned as unrealistic schlock

i’ve been saying this since 2015: when trump descended to golden escalator we officially entered the carl hiaasen timeline

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Rex-Goliath posted:

i’ve been saying this since 2015: when trump descended to golden escalator we officially entered the carl hiaasen timeline

reminder about some tiny details about that, Donnie had a call for (minor)actors in NYC to come be props/professional cheerers for that.

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

Beastie posted:

I know this because I worked in a bookstore in college.

They’re gifts. Someone going to basic, or on deployment?

Here have this bible that glorifies that and helps comfort you while you’re away.

Ah, that at least gives it some context. Sounds somehow less bizarre then I thought it would spin out to be.

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Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Lycus posted:

Is that a signature, or something he does because he just doesn't know how to spell his name?



Cyrillic cursive.

Edit: Beaten, but will let stand for the example.

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