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Dear Penthouse.. Oh gently caress tax! https://imgur.com/gallery/fwxGmIA
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Who even uses straws? Is he a toddler?
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Mar 10, 2019 17:39
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Rent-A-Cop posted:Who even uses straws? He's a Republican... so yeah.
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Mar 10, 2019 17:42
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Devin Nunes thinks it's the 50s and the only acceptable way for a woman to telegraph her interest is to mimic oral sex on a milkshake.
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Mar 10, 2019 17:44
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GreyjoyBastard posted:they all said mean things about the baby fascists His editorial cartoon paintings are strangely top-notch. Kathy Griffin though? Her career has already been destroyed , she's blacklisted by like every TV station on earth, but let's just tack that on for good measure.
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Mar 10, 2019 17:45
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TheDisreputableDog posted:A good and normal post. I thought so too! The mental image really was funny. I always thought ol’ Al was a top notch poster, but you just coming out and saying it is inspiring. I like your style, kid! Did Jim Carrey ever respond to being on the very bottom of that kid’s poo poo list, incidentally
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Mar 10, 2019 17:54
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:CNN loves trump because he drives attention to their platforms. They legitimated and mainstreamed him with their stupid horserace narrative template. They were probably more responsible for getting him the nomination than anything else, and the fact that chuds can’t understand that is a big part of why I hate them so much. Then maybe it's a good thing there is a conversation about how much influence they are allowed to have and the impacts of their actions. I'm not saying the Covington kids should win that lawsuit but we really shouldn't be cheering on a multi-billion dollar corporate conglomerates ability to prosecute people in the court of public opinion with no accountability because in this specific case we agree with their target.
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Mar 10, 2019 17:55
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Shes not wrong, I was at a hipster coffee shop a few days ago when the waitress at the table next to me forgot to ask about the straws. She got clean sniped through the window from the top of the building across the street and her brains scattered all over the poor lady that was sitting next to her It was a gruesome scene but as we were all true socialists we all agreed it was for the best and got into a sweaty gay orgy afterwards True story
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Mar 10, 2019 17:58
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Literally Kermit posted:Did Jim Carrey ever respond to being on the very bottom of that kid’s poo poo list, incidentally Not yet. I bet he will after this legal nonsense is over.
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Mar 10, 2019 17:59
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https://mobile.twitter.com/GEDV86/status/1104511307259281409
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Mar 10, 2019 18:00
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Feldegast42 posted:Shes not wrong, I was at a hipster coffee shop a few days ago when the waitress at the table next to me forgot to ask about the straws. Where did all the aborted fetuses fit in?
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Mar 10, 2019 18:01
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One of my senators is a criminal who looks like the bad guy from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, and he's the good one!
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Mar 10, 2019 18:02
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Feldegast42 posted:Shes not wrong, I was at a hipster coffee shop a few days ago when the waitress at the table next to me forgot to ask about the straws. There's at least one place by me that is undermining the straw police by using paper straws. Fight the power!
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Mar 10, 2019 18:02
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Rent-A-Cop posted:Pepper spray. Yeah I don’t wanna be a dead idiot or anything and stab myself. I am a pretty big loving dude though, so if it’s only one or two chuds I’ll just stomp their faces into the ground. I’m talking like if a situation comes up where I have 3-5 people trying to really make a go at me. I don’t really think any of my band mates can fight worth a poo poo and I don’t ever wanna have to carry a gun with me. I’ve had a few people say the can’t wait to find me in public somewhere and I’m about to be advertising my location every month. Maybe I’m overthinking it but these people are beyond loving crazy. Again.....I could stop calling them and local police officers defending them “Scumbag Nazi’s” on facebook but......it just feels so right you know? I guess I have my guitar as well, I love the poo poo outta it but it would be a great way for it to go being broken in half over a chud.
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Mar 10, 2019 18:04
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Literally Kermit posted:I thought so too! The mental image really was funny. That funny mental image of sneaking into a child's bedroom at night with a pair of knives, heh. Hehe
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Mar 10, 2019 18:05
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Harton posted:Yeah I don’t wanna be a dead idiot or anything and stab myself. I am a pretty big loving dude though, so if it’s only one or two chuds I’ll just stomp their faces into the ground. I’m talking like if a situation comes up where I have 3-5 people trying to really make a go at me. I don’t really think any of my band mates can fight worth a poo poo and I don’t ever wanna have to carry a gun with me. "This machine kills fascists" just got a whole lot more literal.
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Mar 10, 2019 18:07
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Oh well in that case Hanzo steel I guess
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Mar 10, 2019 18:07
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I just had a catheter put in my dick so i can get my triple caramel latte down without a straw to own the libs. Science is bullshit anyways.
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Mar 10, 2019 18:07
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The saddest thing about twitter is living in a world where you are constantly privy to an idiot's understanding of complicated and simple events.
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Mar 10, 2019 18:08
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Now I'm imagining a secret police just for drinking implement compliance. The Strawsi.
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Mar 10, 2019 18:09
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TheDisreputableDog posted:That funny mental image of sneaking into a child's bedroom at night with a pair of knives, heh. Well, sure, that’s why you check under the bed and in the closet and hide under the sheets before the lights go out - common sense You mean you grew up NOT expecting assassins getting you in your sleep every night? Jesus, man, sorry, I didn’t know
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Mar 10, 2019 18:11
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Who the gently caress names their kid “Wolf” anyway
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Mar 10, 2019 18:12
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Literally Kermit posted:Where did all the aborted fetuses fit in? They were on the menu, silly. Every socialist dreams of eating aborted fetuses.
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Mar 10, 2019 18:14
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Rent-A-Cop posted:Oh well in that case Hanzo steel I guess I know when Chuds charge me like the Crazy 88 scene from Kill Bill that only my Katana (japanese for sword) would be able to properly defend me. If it were a mere small gang I could beat them into submission with my fists but when they are rappelling out of the air vents and climbing in through the windows I must rely on the ancient japanese swordsmiths to guide my hand.
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Mar 10, 2019 18:16
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Literally Kermit posted:Well, sure, that’s why you check under the bed and in the closet and hide under the sheets before the lights go out - common sense You forgot in your pillowcase! I had an alarming experience in my childhood when a house centipede charged out of my pillow as I was going to sleep. And if they can fit in there, goodness only knows what else can.
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Mar 10, 2019 18:17
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https://twitter.com/White_Male_/status/1104793718010331139
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Mar 10, 2019 18:21
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Literally Kermit posted:Who the gently caress names their kid “Wolf” anyway holocaust survivors
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Mar 10, 2019 18:21
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Are you ok thread? Why are you sitting tucked up in the corner rocking back and forth?
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Mar 10, 2019 18:22
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Harton posted:Yeah I don’t wanna be a dead idiot or anything and stab myself. I am a pretty big loving dude though, so if it’s only one or two chuds I’ll just stomp their faces into the ground. I’m talking like if a situation comes up where I have 3-5 people trying to really make a go at me. I don’t really think any of my band mates can fight worth a poo poo and I don’t ever wanna have to carry a gun with me. you're 39 and a half years old and fantasizing about winning a cinematic fight with a gang of real nazis in a back alley by hitting them with your totally bitchin' guitar
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Mar 10, 2019 18:23
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i found this image and thought i would share it with you 
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Mar 10, 2019 18:26
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The problem is they wont let me build tiger traps for evil people because it violates OSHA regulations.ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:you're 39 and a half years old and fantasizing about winning a cinematic fight with a gang of real nazis in a back alley by hitting them with your totally bitchin' guitar 
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Mar 10, 2019 18:27
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ArgumentatumE.C.T. posted:you're 39 and a half years old and fantasizing about winning a cinematic fight with a gang of real nazis in a back alley by hitting them with your totally bitchin' guitar That sounds like a very noble pursuit.  E- This cinematic fight will be directed by Steven Chow. KickerOfMice fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Mar 10, 2019 |
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Mar 10, 2019 18:27
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exploded mummy posted:holocaust survivors RuanGacho posted:Are you ok thread? Man I don’t even know anymore, we’re going back from refuge in audacity and back so hard we’re liable to get whiplash exploded mummy posted:holocaust survivors Oh, neat. So it’s a meaningful, Holocaust-related name? E: Dunno why I quoted mummy twice. Not sure of anything anymore, really Literally Kermit fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Mar 10, 2019 |
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Mar 10, 2019 18:28
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stop being weird, thread
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Mar 10, 2019 18:29
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Literally Kermit posted:Oh, neat. So it’s a meaningful, Holocaust-related name?  Don’t be dense. It’s not “Holocaust-related”, it’s Germanic. Even hear of a lesser-known composer by the name of “Wolfgang”?Or do we just do ‘Merican names in ‘Merica?
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Mar 10, 2019 18:33
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Feldegast42 posted:Shes not wrong, I was at a hipster coffee shop a few days ago when the waitress at the table next to me forgot to ask about the straws. But no straws were used, right?
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Mar 10, 2019 18:34
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Stickman posted:
‘Merican as Tim Apple pie 
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https://twitter.com/Nick_L_Miller/status/1104756417767133187
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Literally Kermit posted:‘Merican as Tim Apple pie John’s lesser-known brother? 
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