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Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Yeah, "c'est pas sorcier" = "it's not rocket science". It's also the name of a well-known educational TV show.

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Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

OhFunny posted:

Huh I read this as "Police brutality isn't magic" because sorcier is wizard, but Google translate goes with "rocket science". That's interesting.

You know how sometimes people qualify advanced technology stuff they don't understand as voodoo or wizardry?

C'est pas sorcier ("It's not wizardry") is a French TV show of science/technology vulgarization. Each show takes some concept and explains how it's actually very simple and easy to grasp. The presentation is kinda like a sort of Mythbusters for kids, with the show's stars (Jamy, Fred, and Sabine) traveling around in a laboratory truck, interviewing specialists, showing models and simulations, etc.

Cat Mattress fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Feb 22, 2019

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Meanwhile, Marlene Schiappa started a controversy by saying La Manif pour Tous is on the same side as Islamic terrorists. Good on her, they're homophobic shitheads.

But of course now she's apologizing for hurting their feelings.

https://twitter.com/chronolady/status/1098994727712706576?s=19

Centrism.txt

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

Chikimiki posted:

I'm sure none of these laws will backfire when France elects Le Pen or some other nutjob in 2022 :v:

"Look at all these means of repression we've expanded when we were in charge, the people really can't afford to elect Le Pen now." :master: :agesilaus:

YaketySass fucked around with this message at 13:36 on Feb 23, 2019

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Kassad posted:

But of course now she's apologizing for hurting their feelings.

Cela dit c'est un classique "mes excuses a tout ceux qui m'ont mal compris"

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
They don't deserve even that.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.ladepeche.fr/2019/02/25/le-cacatov-nouvelle-arme-des-gilets-jaunes-contre-les-forces-de-lordre,8036189.php

quote:

« Un collègue a été visé par un bocal, de la taille d’une bouteille d’1 ou 2 litres, qui contenait de la crotte de chien mélangée à de l’eau », a précisé dimanche soir un délégué syndical à nos confrères du « Parisien ».
[...]
"C'est grave et dangereux pour la santé"

Fortunately not as dangerous and indiscriminate as a goddamn grenade thrown haphazardly at whatever.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
And here i've been dumping my dogs poo in bins like an idiot

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/patricjean/status/1102720989891317760

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

L'ours devrait avoir un oeil de moins.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
I hope one of the motives for the penal procedure is the terrible photoshopping.

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

https://twitter.com/afpfr/status/1104832581596602370?s=19

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Tir accidentel ?

They don't teach them firearm safety?

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
https://youtu.be/mo2O1desNHA?t=256

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/N_Henin/status/1106423555095445505?s=19
https://twitter.com/N_Henin/status/1106437366628126720?s=19

40 morts, putain.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
J'ai honte de ce pays.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Kurtofan posted:

J'ai honte de ce pays.

Lequel, l'Australie ?

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

"a milquetoast, feckless, civic nationalist, an uncontroversial figure who's most brave and inspired idea resolved to the possible deportation of illegal immigrants", well, color me surprised: Marine Lepen is too on the left for a dumb fucker who is still raging about ottoman slavers of the 15th century all while probably not caring about black slavery one bit. What a giant pile of poo poo.

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 11:36 on Mar 16, 2019

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

Cat Mattress posted:

Lequel, l'Australie ?

C'est évidemment pas le même niveau que le terroriste et l'autre sale merde de sénateur néo-nazi, mais voir que Pujadas a invité Robert Ménard le soir même pour déballer ses saloperies fout la rage.

https://twitter.com/24hPujadas/status/1106606144343150592
https://twitter.com/24hPujadas/status/1106606907723264005
https://twitter.com/24hPujadas/status/1106613106992709634
https://twitter.com/24hPujadas/status/1106614059640803328

Mais c'est la faute des réseaux sociaux, bien sûr.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Robert Ménard j'aimerais bien qu'il se prenne un bon oeuf dans la gueule, j'ai envie de lui montrer des mœurs différentes.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Si meme les australiens arrivent a lancer un oeuf sur la tete d'un de ces connards, surement quelqu'un en France a le courage de faire la meme chose.

ElNarez
Nov 4, 2009
hey France thread

have this little moment of zen

you've earned it

https://twitter.com/LinePress/status/1106947842290171904

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Too bad they did that when Sarkozy wasn't in it.

HookShot posted:

Si meme les australiens arrivent a lancer un oeuf sur la tete d'un de ces connards, surement quelqu'un en France a le courage de faire la meme chose.

We don't have the colloquial expression "egg on your face" in French, so we're more about the tarte-à-la-crème.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Cat Mattress posted:

Too bad they did that when Sarkozy wasn't in it.


We don't have the colloquial expression "egg on your face" in French, so we're more about the tarte-à-la-crème.
Thanks now i have all of bhl's entartrages back in mind and can't stop laughing.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

Cat Mattress posted:

We don't have the colloquial expression "egg on your face" in French, so we're more about the tarte-à-la-crème.

Yes, that is rather a good point. As long as someone gets hit with something embarassing, that's all I'm about.

JustJeff88
Jan 15, 2008

I AM
CONSISTENTLY
ANNOYING
...
JUST TERRIBLE


THIS BADGE OF SHAME IS WORTH 0.45 DOUBLE DRAGON ADVANCES

:dogout:
of SA-Mart forever

Cat Mattress posted:

Too bad they did that when Sarkozy wasn't in it.


We don't have the colloquial expression "egg on your face" in French, so we're more about the tarte-à-la-crème.

I prefer a nice croustade aux cerises, myself.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/ClementAgostini/status/1107250319006842880?s=19

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
It's really cool how it's okay for "moderates" to openly defend racist bullshit less than two days after the Christchurch attack

https://twitter.com/GeWoessner/status/1107071345597300737?s=19
https://twitter.com/GeWoessner/status/1107071351133798400?s=19
https://twitter.com/GeWoessner/status/1107071353235169280?s=19
https://twitter.com/GeWoessner/status/1107071360872972290?s=19

~legitimate concerns~ :fuckoff:

Kassad fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Mar 17, 2019

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Between that and macron, the center is some loving bullshit.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Kassad posted:

~legitimate concerns~ :fuckoff:
aka total lies with will use in order to get votes. I feel like with will discuss Qanon level poo poo next presidential debate or flat earth i don't know at this point.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
le président de la République Emmanuel Macron a indiqué à ses collaborateurs qu'il souhaitait interdire les rassemblements sur les Champs-Élysées.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

unpacked robinhood posted:

le président de la République Emmanuel Macron a indiqué à ses collaborateurs qu'il souhaitait interdire les rassemblements sur les Champs-Élysées.

Lol

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005
Good luck with that.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/LCP/status/1107674163425103872?s=19

French PM : "all those who participate in illegal demonstrations, and thosewho encourage, support and glorify them on social networks will have to take responsibility

Citizens this thread is now illegal

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

Oh no! Is Macron gonna send Lowtax angry emails? :ohdear:

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Cowards!

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Kurtofan posted:

Citizens this thread is now illegal
They are managing their yellow jacket problem as well as their Benalla problem, i see. It's so loving pathetic.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Je déclare ce thread ZAD

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
No mods no masters

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MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Kurtofan posted:

https://twitter.com/LCP/status/1107674163425103872?s=19

French PM : "all those who participate in illegal demonstrations, and thosewho encourage, support and glorify them on social networks will have to take responsibility

Yeah, um sure. Let me just check the European Convention on Human Rights and... Yeah not how freedom of expression works. Glad we got that sorted out.

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