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IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





SilvergunSuperman posted:

I never got that joke, they inexplicably have their own house, but they go to the uptight neighbour's toolshed to jack off together?

I feel like Mike Judge had a weird childhood.

So if I wanted to go to a tool shed and jack off with a buddy I think maybe the easiest way to convince them that is normal would be to create a hit TV show in which it is normal and then you could say to your potential JO buddy, "Hey, Lets go hit up that tool shed like they do on TV!" . What I am saying is Mike Judge is playing a long con here.

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

"mutual JO is gay, unless it is subversive." both boys are struggling to find their voice.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Beavis and Butthead were not really meant to be role models except in music criticism which you can no longer see because of the rights to the videos

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?
Wasn't Daria part of Beavis and butthead? Maybe she'll make an appearance

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

Lol if you don't know why you never hold a circle jerk at home just lol

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Another Bill posted:

Lol if you don't know why you never hold a circle jerk at home just lol
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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Closest I ever came to a circle jerk was to rent a hotel room w/2 full size beds for me and my best bro to plow our dates on. We did high5 after the fact.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Um

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



We washed our hands man. We ain’t animals.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

well, gross

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
TO THE FLOWERS OF TIME!

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

I accidentally put 87 octane in the truck. I guess I'll be knocking and pinging my way through this tank.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

TremorX posted:

I accidentally put 87 octane in the truck. I guess I'll be knocking and pinging my way through this tank.

What's the context for this quote? I could have swore Hank got a little uncomfortable around Hal when he joked of filling it up with Super

snack eater
Aug 25, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.reddit.com/r/KingOfTheHill/comments/a1mboc/what_kind_of_gas_does_hank_really_use/


also he filled up with super to get to the Little Junior Plus talent show in time

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's the context for this quote? I could have swore Hank got a little uncomfortable around Hal when he joked of filling it up with Super

There isn't one, they're just at the table and Hank says it like that's his news of the day. IDK why but it kills me every time. Hank most definitely uses 89 octane. Super (91) is for high-compression engines, and 87 is for your standard sedan and economy car. His Ranger would've been fine with 87 but the full-size he gets later would be better off with 89.

TremorX fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Feb 14, 2019

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I guess I meant more the episode than context. I wanted to know if it was his older truck or newer.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Oh, Season 13 Episode 14. Pretty sure that was with his newer truck.

edit - looked it up, and yeah it was the F250. Hank's owned an '86 Ranger, '93 Ranger and a '99 F250.

TremorX fucked around with this message at 20:05 on Feb 14, 2019

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Fix it again, Tony

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

TremorX posted:

Oh, Season 13 Episode 14. Pretty sure that was with his newer truck.

edit - looked it up, and yeah it was the F250. Hank's owned an '86 Ranger, '93 Ranger and a '99 F250.

His dorky little nods of approval and mannerisms in the new truck at its features is one of my favourite parts of the series.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

The Bible posted:

Fix it again, Tony

My fave joke

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Whatever you say, Hollywood.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Oh Bobby! He weighs a thousand pounds. You're like a hat to him.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

You might not be aware this exists or frankly if it should.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaz8L9R-fvQ

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Saalkin posted:

You might not be aware this exists or frankly if it should.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaz8L9R-fvQ

A shorter piece of errata:

https://youtu.be/qkN_BAiV_Hw

This was a short that played during the movie theatres to advertise the WRI program for medical research in theatres. Wes Archer cut the part where Hank explains it so it could fit on his Instagram page

ashrum3
Feb 16, 2019
peg have you seen my butt implants

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Testikles posted:

A shorter piece of errata:

https://youtu.be/qkN_BAiV_Hw

This was a short that played during the movie theatres to advertise the WRI program for medical research in theatres. Wes Archer cut the part where Hank explains it so it could fit on his Instagram page

I've the vaguest recollection of hearing darn you shabu somewhere and I never knew where. I assumed it was the name of the dolphin that raped hank

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I feel like it was once the thread title

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Saalkin posted:

You might not be aware this exists or frankly if it should.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaz8L9R-fvQ

Christ almighty it should not. That song is unlistenable.

Catalina
May 20, 2008



fakeaccount posted:

Christ almighty it should not. That song is unlistenable.

I know objectively you're probably right, but this is the first time I've heard it, and below-average Barenaked Ladies songs with strangely catchy tunes is a strong teleportation device back to 1999, so...

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cINRh4c3P8s
Much better song from the King of the Hill album

BIG FLUFFY DOG fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Mar 11, 2019

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Osh-KYy4Cw

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


King of the Hill was in fact how I found the Old 97s which is something I will forever be indebted to them for.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcwH-MzudnA

e.pilot
Nov 20, 2011

sometimes maybe good
sometimes maybe shit
Holy poo poo that album is on Apple Music hell yeah

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


I still love Teddy Bear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Et3ky01YyqQ

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Hanks mom is pretty fuckable tbh

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I love how at first she was just portrayed as sympathetic then it's revealed she's batshit crazy too.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

that last ep with her and her geriatric boyfriend is great cause hank unthinkably calls his mom an idiot.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Dang ol' Dust in the Wind man.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.



I love how Hank clearly has no idea what he's singing about.

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manero
Jan 30, 2006

I was just in a Home Depot, and what came over the speakers? Feels So Good.

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