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Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Give the players guns IMHO.

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Give a sniper rifle to a fifth official

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Pissflaps posted:

Give a sniper rifle to a fifth official

VAR gets to execute anyone who dived

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Pissflaps posted:

I heard your dad has developed flu like symptoms and also lesions. Shame his insurance didn’t cover antiretrovirals lmao.

Which dad?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Bolton players told that they're not being paid today after all.

Well done at the weekend though, lads.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




https://twitter.com/PhilHayYEP/status/1105085551479263232
we don't deserve Bielsa

SoylentCola
Mar 21, 2001

Ultra Carp
Last time a fan ran on to the pitch and hit a player was when a Stoke fan hit Simon Royce of QPR. Of course, the fan was arrested...wait..no? QPR were fined for not controlling our players.

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004

SoylentCola posted:

Last time a fan ran on to the pitch and hit a player was when a Stoke fan hit Simon Royce of QPR. Of course, the fan was arrested...wait..no? QPR were fined for not controlling our players.

That guy used to work at the same place as my dad. My dad said he was a right dickhead. Apparently he's dead now.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
gently caress me thats terrible., sorry for your loss. still, doesnt sound like you two were that close

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.

Thoughts and prayers.

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004
Thank you for all your kind words in these trying times, championship thread

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

Meat Wagon posted:

Apparently he's dead now.
That’s a shame.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Something to make you feel old: Richard Wright's son is in Ipswich's squad tonight

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Paul Lambert is pure garbage and I don't understand how he keeps getting jobs.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Come on the bees

Cuban Chowder Factory
Jun 3, 2002

African AIDS cum posted:

Come on the bees

Be careful, I've tried that once and only ended up with bad stings on my wang

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
Brentford are useless shites

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
West Brom are bonkers. Still no manager in place.

Raffles
Dec 7, 2004

tony pulis can gently caress right off

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)
3 points, back to the top, new 3 year contract for Farke. Good day all round. Hope Leeds smash Sheff Utd on Saturday

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Raffles posted:

tony pulis can gently caress right off

I’m not happy.

sprotto
Jul 16, 2017

Lmao Swansea are poo poo, can’t wait till we hire jimmy shan now

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Blue Star Error posted:

3 points, back to the top, new 3 year contract for Farke. Good day all round. Hope Leeds smash Sheff Utd on Saturday

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Either Mulder hosed Potter's wife or Potter's loving Nordfeldt.

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

Losing 2-1 to Rotherham at home, hell yeah

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
Does lower league stuff go here as well?

Paul Scholes resigned from Oldham. I wonder what happened.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/47570578

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Brony Car posted:

Does lower league stuff go here as well?

Paul Scholes resigned from Oldham. I wonder what happened.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/47570578

He was poo poo and made up some stuff to avoid losing face

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Is Paul Scholes even literate

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

He was poo poo and made up some stuff to avoid losing face

Oldham are one of the many efl clubs with a psycho owner, this one is an agent that signs loads of mediocre players that happen to be with his agency.

he's also allegedly picked the team before and walked into team talks.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Middlesbrough are gash, how are they in the top 6?

Deketh
Feb 26, 2006
That's a nice fucking fish
First time I've been able to watch a Norwich match on stream for ages, and as soon as I tune in they score! Lovely stuff

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Colchester deftly avoiding having to play Ipswich next season

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
crazy that both sheffield clubs are going to be thrashing it out in the premier league in a few months' time but here we are

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Frankston posted:

Middlesbrough are gash, how are they in the top 6?

pulis will find a winning team, get some bad luck and lose once and it's back to all out defence and hugill upfront.

Meat Wagon
Jul 14, 2004

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

pulis will find a winning team, get some bad luck and lose once and it's back to all out defence and hugill upfront.

I think my PTSD is flaring up after reading this.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=786wjkCYFJI

McGinn's is the best but there are some other nice goals here too.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Frankston posted:

Middlesbrough are gash, how are they in the top 6?

You want to know our secret? It’s that we’re loving poo poo mate

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Frankston posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=786wjkCYFJI

McGinn's is the best but there are some other nice goals here too.

lol about 80% of the goals there are big blooting volleys. Should have just had McGinn's and then some other sorts of goals.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
there's only one adam reach. which is nuts as he scored 5 worldies before christmas

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Rumour is redundancy letters went out to every non-player/coach at Swansea today.

Potter's half season of "seeing what the players can do" costing people dearly.

edit: Turns out it's just a warning letter. Drama queens.

sassassin fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Mar 21, 2019

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