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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Azza Bamboo posted:

The blood of our youth.

Nice

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sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


I hope she coughs up a lung

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
I hope she coughs up the deficit

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

"Strong and Stable"



Stable, on account of her now sounding like a horse?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


sebzilla posted:

I hope she coughs up a lung

I hope she dies

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
This is too fitting. Win or lose, this is apropos as gently caress.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
I hope she lives

to see a Labour government.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I hope she's forced to live forever, not just past the collapse of the UK but the collapse of the ecosystem, then past whatever species reigns next, then past the sun expanding to swallow the earth, until the last star goes out, forever seeking a Brexit deal.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
"The prevention of a solar supernova is within our grasp"

fart barterer
Aug 24, 2006


David Byrne - Like Humans Do (Radio Edit).mp3
Haha she keeps trying to drop these grand slogans and just chokes.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




... how long is she expected to answer questions on this? Because it sounds like she's got maybe 15-20 minutes max before her voice completely goes.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
poo poo

https://twitter.com/DPJHodges/status/1105430399780642816?s=19

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Azza Bamboo posted:

I hope she lives

to see a Labour government.

"We condemn you to remain in your tax bracket. Cough up."

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008


Dan making GBS threads his pants there.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
https://twitter.com/DUPleader/status/1105470920825733120

While it's no surprise, here's confirmation that the DUP are officially not backing May's deal.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
He's always wrong. Looking forward to gulagging him though

https://twitter.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1105471645920182272?s=19

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Communist Bear posted:

Dan making GBS threads his pants there.
He's made a career out of that.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Passionately held views that must be compromised to make progress. Sounds like centrist bullshit to me Maybot.

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

She literally sounded like an angry dalek just then....

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

fuctifino posted:

She literally sounded like an angry dalek just then....

NO DOCTOR, WE WILL BE STRONG AND STABLE. STRONG AND STABLE!!

TAKE BACK CONTROL. TAKE BACK CONTROL!!!!

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

Thanks for jinxing it hodges you fucknugget :argh:

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Communist Bear posted:

NO DOCTOR, WE WILL BE STRONG AND STABLE. STRONG AND STABLE!!

TAKE BACK CONTROL. TAKE BACK CONTROL!!!!

PUT UK IN THE CURRY

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets
Call the vote Bercow, get this train rolling!

Aipsh
Feb 17, 2006


GLUPP SHITTO FAN CLUB PRESIDENT

Renaissance Robot posted:

Thanks for jinxing it hodges you fucknugget :argh:

Thrive through violence in the apocalyptic (((Hodgeocene))), or wither and die

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Grey Hunter posted:

Call the vote Bercow, get this train rolling!

Firmly agree

Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!


B b b but Hodges is so consistently wrong about everything. What hope have we now?

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Jose posted:

He's always wrong. Looking forward to gulagging him though

https://twitter.com/ElectionMapsUK/status/1105471645920182272?s=19

all that loving effort for 15 extra votes :laffo:

solarjetman
Jan 27, 2001

Fun Shoe
According to some CNBC article, the sequence of votes is: vote on May's deal, vote on no deal exit, then vote on delaying the deadline. What happens if (when) all three votes fail?

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

What’s the point of this fella being able to just call the vote at a random time?
Like what purpose could it possible serve

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

Wearer of Compasses. Slayer of Gods. Champion of the Colosseum. Heart of the Void.
Saviour of Hallownest.
All of this is on May's head. There was an acting majority for a customs union at the time of the referendum, a majority for it in Parliament and an enthusiastic response from the EU on it. But her view of the country is one without foreigners in it, so she pursued a deal to exclude them at all costs.

And she ruined herself because she just couldn't stop being racist.

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

solarjetman posted:

According to some CNBC article, the sequence of votes is: vote on May's deal, vote on no deal exit, then vote on delaying the deadline. What happens if (when) all three votes fail?

CHAOS REIGNS ETERNAL.

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.

solarjetman posted:

According to some CNBC article, the sequence of votes is: vote on May's deal, vote on no deal exit, then vote on delaying the deadline. What happens if (when) all three votes fail?

No Deal happens, because they won't have a deal or a way around its absence

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
This is like when a horse falls over at the grand national and no-one has a loving gun.

We keep on being informed about the need for glue but tescos still keeps getting the wrong stock

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Yet another Jewish person (Michael Rosen) being accused of anti-semitism!

https://twitter.com/sumdementedgeez/status/1103950033806901249

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Bape Culture posted:

What’s the point of this fella being able to just call the vote at a random time?
Like what purpose could it possible serve

:britain:

literally none but our entire government is a made up of a bunch of aristocratic gentlemen's agreements with barely any real legal foundation beyond one or two things the monarch said hundreds of years ago

Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.

Have the EU agreed to a delay if it's voted for?

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
This is legit like waiting until 8am on a 9am deadline to write an essay...

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Bape Culture posted:

What’s the point of this fella being able to just call the vote at a random time?
Like what purpose could it possible serve

I expect it's to stop everyone having to sit around till a pre-determined time if no-one else wants to speak (though there's fat chance of that today, even the Lib Dems and the loving Tiggers are lining up to dunk on May)

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

CyberPingu posted:

This is legit like waiting until 8am on a 9am deadline to write an essay...

Some of the best trade agreements I've ever made was in the last two minutes of opening hours in happy shopper. If you were a penny sweet trader, you'd understand.

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ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Julio Cruz posted:

I expect it's to stop everyone having to sit around till a pre-determined time if no-one else wants to speak (though there's fat chance of that today, even the Lib Dems and the loving Tiggers are lining up to dunk on May)

It also stops MPs going to the pub all day and only rocking up 5mins before the vote

not really, they can use the commons bars

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