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Just Offscreen posted:I dont need a reason You seem like the kind of person that constantly needs to be fed reasons to like pet dogs or whatever in order to remain sociable/housebroken
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vyelkin posted:I would use the power of having been vaccinated against measles to be beatified as a saint for soothing those who were sick with measles Gotta be careful with that. How do you know the measles back then wasn't resistant to your modern vaccination? Evolution can be a bitch.
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I mean, people in the past weren't drooling morons. gently caress it, go back to 200 BC. People already know the world is round and it's approximate circumference, that magnetism is a thing even if they don't call it that (naturally occurring magnetite attracting iron), etc... Introduce the compass for navigation 1200 years early and become famous. Easy, because it already exists in China they just don't know it can be applied to navigation yet.
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Zzulu posted:The moment one of you teleported to 400BC you'd probably be captured and sold into buttsex slavery almost immediately *Three Olives begins building a time machine immediately*
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:I mean, people in the past weren't drooling morons. A major snag is assuming that a culture without a compass can't do that kind of navigation. For the Chinese there just wasn't much need; they were mostly terrestrial and didn't find much reason to go out to sea all that much. If you want to talk about a culture like, say, the Polynesians there used to be people arguing that some archaeological finds couldn't possibly have had any relation to them because they were just too far away from where the Polynesians originated. They didn't have ships big enough, never invented the compass or the sextant, and just didn't have all the sailing innovations that led to Europeans taking to the deep ocean. Then later somebody actually bothered to ask current Polynesians about it and look closer and it turned out that the reasons they didn't invent those things was because they didn't need them. Turns out they're just really, really loving good at the ocean and figured out other ways to get around it.
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Brewmaster posted:TBH I'd go back in time just so there was nobody bothering me about god drat spreadsheets, and no nerds arguing about dumb nerd poo poo. Tbh the "anyone else" should be "anything else"
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:I mean, people in the past weren't drooling morons. And while they didn’t really understand germs they understood the necessity of keeping wounds clean and that dirt in the wound would cause infections. William The Black was known to have his archers dip their arrow heads in dirt and poo poo before battle for that very reason.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:William The Black was known to have his archers dip their arrow heads in dirt and poo poo before battle for that very reason. More like William the Brown am I right?
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My mom is going to find this so lit I'm genuinely excited to send it to her.
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Harvey Mantaco posted:My mom is going to find this so lit I'm genuinely excited to send it to her. How the gently caress does one share Imgurs on Facebook without Facebook cropping the picture in completely hosed-up ways?
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Brewmaster posted:TBH I'd go back in time just so there was nobody bothering me about god drat spreadsheets, and no nerds arguing about dumb nerd poo poo. I imagine Zeuses dick already up to some weird poo poo in that photo and cropped out of the frame for a reason.
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Did Zeus ever bugger himself btw? Maybe that's what's going on
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Karate Bastard posted:Did Zeus ever bugger himself btw? Maybe that's what's going on Haha does anyone have an amphora depicting Zeus buggering himself haha? I wonder what his face would look like haha.
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Jerry Cotton posted:If people with crazy-sounding ideas had been summarily executed for being crazy in the past, we literally wouldn't have religions. The religions don't want the competition. First crazy person invented God, then they began summarily executing other crazy people.
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I uh. Didn't actually mean to make that. I was making something else, and then. Well. I'm not very good at this am i.
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Karate Bastard posted:I uh. Didn't actually mean to make that. I was making something else, and then. Well. I'm not very good at this am i. Welcome to Rimworld
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Azhais posted:Welcome to Rimworld  ??? ? 
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Azhais posted:Welcome to Rimworld Please tell me this is a reference to the game because I love that game and I need Rimworld memes even more than I need darkest dungeon memes.
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Brewmaster posted:TBH I'd go back in time just so there was nobody bothering me about god drat spreadsheets, and no nerds arguing about dumb nerd poo poo. Sounds like you've never heard of Socrates.
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Osmosisch posted:Sounds like you've never heard of Socrates. Socrates (as described by Plato at least) mostly clowned on people that claimed they knew poo poo they didn't know, so don't go acting like a genius from the future talking about all this science poo poo that you can't reproduce or properly explain and you'll be fine
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The Bloop posted:Socrates (as described by Plato at least) mostly clowned on people that claimed they knew poo poo they didn't know, so don't go acting like a genius from the future talking about all this science poo poo that you can't reproduce or properly explain and you'll be fine All we are, is dust, in the wind. And every rose, has it's thorns.
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