Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

tino posted:

Zimbie Robert Baratheon surprise.

But part 2 so he only walks around when the corpse hears music

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Still hoping for a Holy Grail ending in which everyone is arrested or at least tazered until they piss themselves.

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007
Rewatching with my girlfriend (her first time watching) and 2 things:

1.) They should have gotten Kyle Gass to play the fat merchant in Qarth
2.) It seems implausible that the free folk and the Seven Kingdoms would share a language. I mean thousands of years of fighting each other? I feel like the languages would diverge a little.

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Big Dick Cheney posted:

Rewatching with my girlfriend (her first time watching) and 2 things:

1.) They should have gotten Kyle Gass to play the fat merchant in Qarth
2.) It seems implausible that the free folk and the Seven Kingdoms would share a language. I mean thousands of years of fighting each other? I feel like the languages would diverge a little.

it's pretty implausible that even the north would share the same language as say the stormlands for example

cuz I think somebody did calculations once based on people's travel times and westeros is basically south america sized south of the wall there would -definitely- be linguistic distinctions between different regions

I think grrm definitely had in mind a england sized region though

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Big Dick Cheney posted:

1.) They should have gotten Kyle Gass to play the fat merchant in Qarth

this really would have been an outstanding casting choice.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Shut up

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

You seem angry, don’t be angry

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
where do the kings/queens of Westeros get buried anyway

did Cersei blow up her son's tomb

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Big Dick Cheney posted:

It seems implausible that the free folk and the Seven Kingdoms would share a language. I mean thousands of years of fighting each other? I feel like the languages would diverge a little.

Uhhhh, do you not remember when Houndman said "dick" to the Gingerhead Man?

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Zippy the Bummer posted:

where do the kings/queens of Westeros get buried anyway

did Cersei blow up her son's tomb

Under the Great Sept of Baelor and yes

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Under the Great Sept of Baelor and yes

Nude Tywin Body with arrow in it went flying

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4VGqUSr8TY

maker
Jun 1, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
White Walker king is actually Hitler

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

I hope a poster steps on a landmine, spraying blood and propellinh bone fragments straight into the heads of ppl irony damaged by these books

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

maker posted:

White Walker king is actually Hitler

Who are the jews? Lannisters? The iron bank? Whoever followed Dany across the desert? The audience?

tino
Jun 4, 2018

by Smythe
Jews are the ones who came up with a clever little religion and got coop by the mass, so Children of the Forrest.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
https://youtu.be/eJptaHqta1Q?t=1

edit: i think the lingering shot of Roose's smile makes me laugh more than anything else

Zippy the Bummer fucked around with this message at 11:55 on Mar 13, 2019

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

i hope a giant steps on some more people

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Blue Train posted:

i hope a giant steps on some more people

i also hope a giant steps on some more people

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Wait, is that a thing that happened?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
The hell kinda show is this?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
A bad one

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
It really sucks that GRRM killed off most of the interesting people and made the rest super lame and boring. Really but the show runners in a bind.







Also all the boobs and dicks just completely disappeared after season 2.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Now that's not fair, we got to see the Hound's dick in season 6 so that has to make up for lost time.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Who What Now posted:

It really sucks that GRRM killed off most of the interesting people and made the rest super lame and boring. Really but the show runners in a bind.







Also all the boobs and dicks just completely disappeared after season 2.

It's absurd, like how Netflix likes to show titties on episode 1 of shows but then never again.

Season 8 is like that moment when you were a kid and were like "well I'm pretty bored with these legos" and just mash everything together and wreck the things you built.

It's warhammer endtimes

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Who What Now posted:

It really sucks that GRRM killed off most of the interesting people and made the rest super lame and boring. Really but the show runners in a bind.







Also all the boobs and dicks just completely disappeared after season 2.

For me the show ended when Tywin was shot on toilet.

And there wasn't a comical fart sound after he got killed.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I'd have preferred a slide whistle.

:siren:Subvert Expectations:siren:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

etalian posted:

For me the show ended when Tywin was shot on toilet.

And there wasn't a comical fart sound after he got killed.

Someone who is good at editing make a video where Tywin farts after getting shot, please and thank you

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

jokes posted:

It's absurd, like how Netflix likes to show titties on episode 1 of shows but then never again.

Season 8 is like that moment when you were a kid and were like "well I'm pretty bored with these legos" and just mash everything together and wreck the things you built.

It's warhammer endtimes

I can’t wait until the second to last episode is just hardcore porn with zombies and whoever is left.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Who What Now posted:

Someone who is good at editing make a video where Tywin farts after getting shot, please and thank you

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TMGwyRbypkw

It already exists

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Trying to think of other mainstream media where a Giant Stepped on Some People, but I'm coming up empty

That might be the greatest scene in the history of entertainment and a poor goon got banned for recognizing it

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Godzilla probably stepped on a few people

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

jokes posted:

It's absurd, like how Netflix likes to show titties on episode 1 of shows but then never again.

We got cartwheeling vag shots in season 1 of Marco Polo but they cost so much that the show was canceled after season 2. You can't come out swinging with naked Kung Fu assassins and expect to have anything that can top it for absurd titillation.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Who What Now posted:

Someone who is good at editing make a video where Tywin farts after getting shot, please and thank you

People are right that it did end up being a skeleton of show since the whole grimdark kill everyone thing meant you lost some of the better characters and also
also cast members on the show.

Jack Gleeson was a awesome as Joffrey and the character being killed off meant no combo-breaker get bitched slapped around scenes.

Also the show character die-off meant less tits on the show (RIP Ros)

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

etalian posted:

People are right that it did end up being a skeleton of show since the whole grimdark kill everyone thing meant you lost some of the better characters and also
also cast members on the show.

Jack Gleeson was a awesome as Joffrey and the character being killed off meant no combo-breaker get bitched slapped around scenes.

Also the show character die-off meant less tits on the show (RIP Ros)

Joffrey was a legitimate menace because he was capable of pretty much anything, and poo poo happened when he was around. Tommen was a loving wet fart of a character that did nothing and meant nothing. His death was comical because it was utterly meaningless.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

oh dope posted:

Joffrey was a legitimate menace because he was capable of pretty much anything, and poo poo happened when he was around. Tommen was a loving wet fart of a character that did nothing and meant nothing. His death was comical because it was utterly meaningless.

Yeah it's pretty much how all the replacement characters don't seem to have any real direction and therefore can't sell the role.

Jack Gleeson was really great at the role selling the cowardly nature of the character but also how he was able to use his power to get what he wanted.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Also we can agree that the most hilarious bad fight on the show was with the Sand Snakes.

Was also made even more hilarious because of the height difference between characters.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

i can agree that the show is good

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





It could be better though. Perhaps if a giant stepped on more people?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Who What Now posted:

It really sucks that GRRM killed off most of the interesting people and made the rest super lame and boring. Really but the show runners in a bind.







Also all the boobs and dicks just completely disappeared after season 2.

fake sansa was in season 6 so you couldn't possibly be more wrong.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply