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Rotten Red Rod posted:why did i research that, what is wrong with me It's the internet
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FirstAidKite posted:It's the internet Ban everyone from the internet, gas the internet, then rip up and destroy everything, then nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
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Mar 12, 2019 23:06
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What if I told you she's  a thousand years old?
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Be Depressive if you want a game with more mature character designs that are the opposite of "flat justice", check out Funbag Fantasy on the Steam for only 44.99 USD Thank you and game bless
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DrPaper posted:Be Depressive if you want a game with more mature character designs that are the opposite of "flat justice", check out Funbag Fantasy on the Steam for only 44.99 USD jesus christ 45 bucks I'd sooner donate that to the spine fund if I had the money.
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FirstAidKite posted:On top of that, it looks like the deep space waifu dlc isn't even the flat justice thing and that flat justice is an entirely separate game so you're basically just defending yourself for buying content that you didn't buy It’s confusing because when I bought the game it was extremely rudimentary, cost $1, and looked like it had been drawn by a 3 year-old. At some point later they completely remade the entire game with art that looked like it had at least been drawn by a 12 year-old and also gave away a whole other game (maybe Flat Justice) for free to owners of the original game. I dunno i paid another dollar during a steam sale to get the ost bundle or what. I probably make lots of Steam purchases I don’t remember buying. My point and reason for posting in this thread is that the core gameplay loop of shooting the clothes off something while fighting gradius style waves of enemies is weirdly compelling. And I think this is interesting, from an observational perspective. Just for the sake of argument let’s say the game was about undressing pinups of sexy men from old issues of Latin Inches or Ocean Drive Magazine. You can’t just shoot their tops off you first have to damage the sleeves and weaken the structure of their clothing until the rippling abs underneath are fully unveiled. Maybe you’ll try the jeans first, your spaceship blasting distressed holes in denim until there’s nothing left to cover the bulging silk leopard print bikini briefs underneath. Maybe you were too focused on blasting enemy spaceships to completely remove the shoelaces on his red & white 1992 Nike Air Max and now his pants won’t come off, forcing you to finish the level without unleashing his massive schlong. Sure, you win the game, you beat the boss, saved the earth, got the win screen, whatever, but you never got to see the planet crushing glory of this enormous space penis. You feel a pang of disappointment at that 88% lingering at the level select screen. Sure, it’s not that great a game anyway. Your sprite is too big and there’s not much variation in the enemies or the bosses. But killing them all quickly but not so quickly you don’t miss out on the giant space dick is compelling gameplay.
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Discendo Vox posted:jesus christ 45 bucks Maybe Lowtax should try funding the forums via anime sex game.
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Be Depressive posted:Just for the sake of argument let’s say the game was about undressing pinups of sexy men from old issues of Latin Inches or Ocean Drive Magazine. Nah let's not, I'm good
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thanks for yet another review of the "weirdly compelling" porn game
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https://local.theonion.com/ironic-porn-purchase-leads-to-unironic-ejaculation-1819565403 This feels relevant to the discussion.
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Earlier in the thread someone started talking about how he thought the the monster-girl loving sidescroller had well designed gameplay systems. Goons mocked him. Rather than doubling or tripling down, he just let it go. Perhaps learn from his example.
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Be Depressive posted:It’s confusing because when I bought the game it was extremely rudimentary, cost $1, and looked like it had been drawn by a 3 year-old. At some point later they completely remade the entire game with art that looked like it had at least been drawn by a 12 year-old and also gave away a whole other game (maybe Flat Justice) for free to owners of the original game.  TERRAIN AHEAD PULL UP
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CrazyLoon posted:Doesn't make it any less yucky tho. Never has your avatar's facial expression been more relevant than now.
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Rotten Red Rod posted:It looks like the only DLC is the "Academy" one. All the rest are stand alone expansions. Oh, good, so instead of lolicon it's, uh schoolgirls
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Discendo Vox posted:Oh, good, so instead of lolicon it's, uh I feel like if you stretch the argument to be about obviously adult students as well, your beef is going to be less with one bad game and more with literally every porn site in existence.
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we'll be calling one lucky listener between 7 and 10 am, so be sure to answer the phone withBe Depressive posted:Latin Inches and get tickets to see Styx and Foreigner at the Amphitheater on March 21st
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Quicksilver6 posted:Never has your avatar's facial expression been more relevant than now. I've always found its application to be very apropos to the Something Awful forums.
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sexy anime is good imo
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Who knew titties could be so complicated?
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SardonicTyrant posted:Who knew titties could be so complicated? You're think flats would be simple, but if they're really 1,000 year old dragons then they're always asking for help with their computer and need to be driven to their Medicare appointments
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I wound up looking up this game on Steam solely because of the discussion here. Surprisingly enough, judging from the store page the Flat Justice thing seems to not feature any 'but she's really 500 years old' types, instead going for more standard 'barely legal teen XXX' types, which is of course far more wholesome. In fact, several of the girls have quite large mammaries, though I know enough of the internet to know that to the author, their size could very well still be what he considers 'flat'.
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best ANPA.US game SO FAR. I love cute dogs and wonderful game mechanics like shower or cutting nails. 10 out of 10. e: forgot to say, I cannot emphasize enough that you should turn on the sound of the trailer for this one Doc Hawkins fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Mar 14, 2019 |
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I found that game on the first page of https://store.steampowered.com/tags/en/Simulation oh hey, Fat Prisoner Simulator is on sale
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"Grand Dude Simulator is an open world sandbox game. This is a life simulator. The main objective is to enjoy what you are doing." (Who is making these trailers?)
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Lowtax should play these games to fund the forums and his spine.
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The MSJ posted:Lowtax should play these games to fund the forums and his spine. $112.04 per month Control my destiny! Choose which games you'd like to see! Suggest I do something else besides play games, such as make a video of me abusing handicapped children or committing insurance fraud! You've got my ear!
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Doc Hawkins posted:best ANPA.US game SO FAR. I love cute dogs and wonderful game mechanics like shower or cutting nails. 10 out of 10. Do this immediately. Doc Hawkins posted:"Grand Dude Simulator is an open world sandbox game. This is a life simulator. The main objective is to enjoy what you are doing." I feel like anyone that plays this for more than a few minutes is going to end up with a CIA trigger-word embedded in their brains
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Doc Hawkins posted:best ANPA.US game SO FAR. I love cute dogs and wonderful game mechanics like shower or cutting nails. 10 out of 10. I... I don’t... what? What the gently caress was that? How the gently caress? What?
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Doc Hawkins posted:best ANPA.US game SO FAR. I love cute dogs and wonderful game mechanics like shower or cutting nails. 10 out of 10.
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Ironic trash pile Lets players, I'd assume.
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SardonicTyrant posted:Who is this even for?! People who have 59 cents.
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I am an honorable weeb, marrying my waifu after knocking her up and thus improving her level.
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I had no idea that a shotgun wedding gave the betrothed 15 levels worth of xp. I might have to give that a try if my level progresssion ever starts to stagnate.
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Ariong posted:I had no idea that a shotgun wedding gave the betrothed 15 levels worth of xp. I might have to give that a try if my level progresssion ever starts to stagnate. Nah the wedding was like 1/2 a level, childbirth is an experience.
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resistentialism posted:The clothes themselves don't actually appear be any different.
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I'm trying to figure out what ACG stands for and I'm afraid for what kind of card game we're talking about.
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:I'm trying to figure out what ACG stands for and I'm afraid for what kind of card game we're talking about. It's a Chinese thing, apparently, if this article is accurate at all.
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