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PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat

The Bloop posted:

Maybe a :killdozer: named Sherman's March

I knew this would come in handy someday.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

RatHat posted:

If those are hand carved they must take a ton of work to make. How much would they have to be sold for to make it worthwhile?

From browsing through his Twitter it looks like he cuts most of the pieces on a laser cutter and then assembles & paints by hand

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

snergle posted:

genova pact

planets dying, tecumsah.

seriously though the Geneva Conventions are about use of weapons, the Hague conventions are about treatment of civilians.

edit: whoops, no. other way round.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Tashilicious posted:

Specifically the battle flag of Army of Northern Virginia, IIRC

The one General Lee commanded.

Nah.

Army of Northern Virginia had a square flag.

The Army of Tennessee used the stretched version (aspect ratio 1.6‐ish).

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

On the topic of things you didn't know we're racist, Yankee is actually a slur against the Dutch because the British hated everyone. Yankee Doodle is old timey racist speak for Dutch idiot.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Wow they ducked out of that one pretty well didn't they?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
The only good yankee are the githyankee

Pimblor
Sep 13, 2003
bob
Grimey Drawer

Karate Bastard posted:

The only good yankee are the githyankee

goddamn that is obscure

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


After the reaction to that trailer have they decided not to make will smith all blue?

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

bike tory posted:

After the reaction to that trailer have they decided not to make will smith all blue?

They've done promo stills both ways, I'm taking a guess he'll do Friend Like Me blue, then change to being regular old will smith for the rest of the thing for the same reason Jennifer Lawrence did Apocalypse in face paint.

It's easy to forget that Genie spends quite a lot of time looking at least vaguely human in the original.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Unlike Jennifer Lawrence in X-Men, Will Smith's blue face is CGI.

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Pimblor
Sep 13, 2003
bob
Grimey Drawer

The MSJ posted:

Unlike Jennifer Lawrence in X-Men, Will Smith's blue face is CGI.



that burrito is my spirit animal

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Karate Bastard posted:

The only good yankee are the githyankee

i prefer dragonborn myself

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Kitfox88 posted:

i prefer dragonborn myself

Noob

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Looks like Baron VLADIMIR Harkonnen


COINCIDENCE???


yeah, he's just really fat and red

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
This is from several pages back but sheep got big tails that have to be cut off specifically because prehistoric humans bred sheep to have big fatty tails that they could eat.

People like fat. People mess things up in the quest for fat.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

People like fat. People mess things up in the quest for fat.

my_dating_life.txt

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


So that's not bronzer, right, otherwise he'd be able to do the skin under the eyes? He's President Spraytan?

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Lobok posted:

So that's not bronzer, right, otherwise he'd be able to do the skin under the eyes? He's President Spraytan?

No, it's normal healthy human skin

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Lobok posted:

So that's not bronzer, right, otherwise he'd be able to do the skin under the eyes? He's President Spraytan?

I was thinking those little eye cups you use in a tanning bed. gently caress that's a horrible image.

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.
I don't really understand the last line, but E.B. White said the following about Yankees:

To foreigners, a Yankee is an American.
To Americans, a Yankee is a Northerner.
To Northerners, a Yankee is an Easterner.
To Easterners, a Yankee is a New Englander.
To New Englanders, a Yankee is a Vermonter.
And in Vermont, a Yankee is somebody who eats pie for breakfast.



Anyways that's my story, thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Lobok posted:

So that's not bronzer, right, otherwise he'd be able to do the skin under the eyes? He's President Spraytan?

Uh I think you'll find that the President looks like that because he has good genes.

Actual thing a White House spokesman said when asked about Trump's skin color

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

This looks exactly like a person wearing a second face on top of their normal face.

Why that face though? That stupid fat angry face?

Clearly that person isn't into it and they want out. Poor person.

E: left my monitor off again

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 14:27 on Mar 14, 2019

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Karate Bastard posted:

This looks exactly like a person wearing a second face.

I must admit that my sample size for "person wearing a second face" is small enough that this is difficult to confirm conclusively



THAT BEING SAID, this is his dad:

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
Holy gently caress

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Wearing a second face runs in the family I guess

Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Why did you do it, Brucie!

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe

Rrrrrrribbit.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Platystemon posted:

Nah.

Army of Northern Virginia had a square flag.

The Army of Tennessee used the stretched version (aspect ratio 1.6‐ish).

And the second Confederate Naval Jack :eng101:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flags_of_the_Confederate_States_of_America#Naval_jacks_and_ensigns

(The stripes are a lighter shade of blue, though.)

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

OutOfPrint posted:

Rrrrrrribbit.

rude

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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OutOfPrint posted:

Rrrrrrribbit.

It's uncanny

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Gripweed posted:

It's uncanny



The Slann remain silent for years and contemplate the meaning of existance

Trump can't remain silent for an hour and it's just mean that he exists

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

That's... that's not an actual untouched photo, is it?

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

loving travesty of a face.

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


The Bloop posted:

I must admit that my sample size for "person wearing a second face" is small enough that this is difficult to confirm conclusively



THAT BEING SAID, this is his dad:


Post the mom pic since I don’t have it handy.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

Milo and POTUS posted:

What's that poster over the shitter?

Looks like one of those rad Polish movie posters.

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Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Faustian Bargain posted:

Post the mom pic since I don’t have it handy.

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