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Chef Bourgeoisie: Oct 9, 2016; by Reene

CeramicPig posted:

Napoleon being a baby in the car

I love him and want to boop that nose. Also, are those D20 earrings?

Objurium posted:

hi goons. I cut off all my hair recently and actually dig having short hair again. apologies for wtf ever pose this is.

Oh my.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 07:47

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# ? May 27, 2024 05:10

Count Thrashula: Jun 1, 2003; Death is nothing compared to vindication.; Buglord

Objurium posted:

hi goons. I cut off all my hair recently and actually dig having short hair again. apologies for wtf ever pose this is.

Давай indeed

# ? Mar 14, 2019 09:54

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

Objurium posted:

hi goons. I cut off all my hair recently and actually dig having short hair again. apologies for wtf ever pose this is.

you have crazily pretty eyes

# ? Mar 14, 2019 13:23

poronty: Oct 19, 2006; a hung Aryan

Objurium posted:

hi goons. I cut off all my hair recently and actually dig having short hair again. apologies for wtf ever pose this is.

would давай so hard

# ? Mar 14, 2019 14:28

Queen Combat: Dec 29, 2017; Lipstick Apathy

<Sultry voice> "давай"

# ? Mar 14, 2019 14:33

Aschlafly: Jan 5, 2004; I identify as smart.
(But that doesn't make it so...)

Hella jelly of that beard, dude!

# ? Mar 14, 2019 15:04

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

You may not like it, but this is what peak truckfuckling looks like.

BONUS

# ? Mar 14, 2019 15:17

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

Got a boy that I like a pizza pusheen. Guys like pizza pusheen, right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!?

I feel like hell.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 15:35

Queen Combat: Dec 29, 2017; Lipstick Apathy

I mean, I like pizza pusheen. Don't know what that tells you.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 16:15

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

Queen Combat posted:

I mean, I like pizza pusheen. Don't know what that tells you.

That ladies like pizza pusheen?

I knew that already.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 16:37

Flipperwaldt: Nov 11, 2011; Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?

I would be extremely grateful if a beautiful woman gave me pizza Pusheen.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 16:58

Fhqwhgads: Jul 18, 2003; I AM THE ONLY ONE IN THIS GAME WHO GETS LAID

Flipperwaldt posted:

I would be extremely grateful if a beautiful woman gave me pizza.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 17:15

Aschlafly: Jan 5, 2004; I identify as smart.
(But that doesn't make it so...)

I would be happy for either pizza or someone to fuckle my truck.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 17:40

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

We love it!!

# ? Mar 14, 2019 17:41

Schmeichy: Apr 22, 2007; 2spooky4u; Smellrose

Aschlafly posted:

I would be happy for either pizza or someone to fuckle my truck.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 17:44

Objurium: Aug 8, 2009

Y'all are sweet, thank you!

# ? Mar 14, 2019 17:45

Aschlafly: Jan 5, 2004; I identify as smart.
(But that doesn't make it so...)

Wife candidate acquired, initializing tractor beam bootup sequence.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 17:45

Queen Combat: Dec 29, 2017; Lipstick Apathy

Queen Combat has a new favorite as of 03:11 on Jan 2, 2020

# ? Mar 14, 2019 20:26

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Aschlafly posted:

Wife candidate acquired, initializing tractor beam bootup sequence.

Out of my way skinny.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 20:32

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Queen Combat posted:

Something magic is beginning to happen if I hold my arms juuuuuuust right.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 20:33

Watermelon Daiquiri: Jul 10, 2010; I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Queen Combat posted:

Something magic is beginning to happen if I hold my arms juuuuuuust right.

Welcome to the fold!

:razz:

# ? Mar 14, 2019 20:56

wesleywillis: Dec 30, 2016; SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

wesleywillis has a new favorite as of 21:52 on Mar 15, 2019

# ? Mar 14, 2019 21:37

Aschlafly: Jan 5, 2004; I identify as smart.
(But that doesn't make it so...)

Queen Combat posted:

Something magic is beginning to happen if I hold my arms juuuuuuust right.

Oh my!

LingcodKilla posted:

Out of my way skinny.

C H A L L E N G E A C C E P T E D

# ? Mar 14, 2019 21:59

Schmeichy: Apr 22, 2007; 2spooky4u; Smellrose

Aschlafly posted:

Did you just drop trou in a public bathroom for internet points??

Because it's working :pervert:

Those quads...

# ? Mar 14, 2019 22:04

Watermelon Daiquiri: Jul 10, 2010; I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Aschlafly posted:

Oh my!

C H A L L E N G E A C C E P T E D

jfc

# ? Mar 14, 2019 22:10

Aschlafly: Jan 5, 2004; I identify as smart.
(But that doesn't make it so...)

Schmeichy posted:

Did you just drop trou in a public bathroom for internet points??

Because it's working Those quads...

Those are actually my workout shorts! They're mesh Soffes. I, uh, get a lot of weird looks on my way to and from the gym. Also, at the gym.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 22:37

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Queen Combat posted:

Something magic is beginning to happen if I hold my arms juuuuuuust right.

Yes, it makes your face even cuter.

:3:

# ? Mar 14, 2019 22:38

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Dude pizza would wreck that body.

Also lol nobody wants to see my dad bod, brought to you by Pizza.

# ? Mar 14, 2019 22:46

Schmeichy: Apr 22, 2007; 2spooky4u; Smellrose

LingcodKilla posted:

Dude pizza would wreck that body.

Also lol nobody wants to see my dad bod, brought to you by Pizza.

do you have any pizza pics though, asking for a friend

# ? Mar 14, 2019 22:59

Queen Combat: Dec 29, 2017; Lipstick Apathy

Aschlafly posted:

Oh my!

C H A L L E N G E A C C E P T E D

Oh my

# ? Mar 14, 2019 23:02

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Aschlafly posted:

Queen Combat posted:

Something magic is beginning to happen if I hold my arms juuuuuuust right.

Also

Soon, you might not even have to tape them anymore!

# ? Mar 14, 2019 23:06

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Schmeichy posted:

do you have any pizza pics though, asking for a friend

Hey girl. I hear you like pizza.

This is my special rock crab pizza.

I cheated and got a take and bake cheese pizza then added a pound of fresh caught rock crabs and then added some more cheese on top.

I ate the whole drat thing in one sitting.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 00:02

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

LingcodKilla posted:

Dude pizza would wreck that body.

Also lol nobody wants to see my dad bod, brought to you by Pizza.

You can't spell pizzazz without pizza. And azz.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 00:12

Teagan: Sep 20, 2002; Out here, everything hurts.

LingcodKilla posted:

Hey girl. I hear you like pizza.

This is my special rock crab pizza.

I cheated and got a take and bake cheese pizza then added a pound of fresh caught rock crabs and then added some more cheese on top.

I ate the whole drat thing in one sitting.

Would.

# ? Mar 15, 2019 00:17

Schmeichy: Apr 22, 2007; 2spooky4u; Smellrose

LingcodKilla posted:

Hey girl. I hear you like pizza.

This is my special rock crab pizza.

I cheated and got a take and bake cheese pizza then added a pound of fresh caught rock crabs and then added some more cheese on top.

I ate the whole drat thing in one sitting.

hello mods, I'd like to report homegrown :stwoon:

# ? Mar 15, 2019 00:20

Queen Combat: Dec 29, 2017; Lipstick Apathy

LingcodKilla posted:

Hey girl. I hear you like pizza.

This is my special rock crab pizza.

I cheated and got a take and bake cheese pizza then added a pound of fresh caught rock crabs and then added some more cheese on top.

I ate the whole drat thing in one sitting.