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If you don't actually brexit it's going to be the biggest case of comedy blue balls the world has ever seen.
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Mar 14, 2019 21:15
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Cross posting from the UK thread. someone buy it
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Mar 14, 2019 21:37
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twoday posted:General elections and delay would make sense, if I were Corbyn I would submit another vote of no confidence It would fail but it would be pretty funny to watch the TIGgers vote confidence in the government to save their jobs
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Mar 14, 2019 21:38
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why hasn't anyone challenged Jacob Rees Mogg to a swordfight yet
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Mar 14, 2019 21:40
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because if he bleeds you die from the fumes of his poisonous ichor
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Mar 14, 2019 21:41
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Family Values posted:If you don't actually brexit it's going to be the biggest case of comedy blue balls the world has ever seen. Also the arse will drop out of the Ebay mre market lol
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Mar 14, 2019 21:43
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who the gently caress is scraeming "BREXIT" at the house of commons. show yourself, coward. i will never brexit
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Mar 14, 2019 21:52
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twoday posted:They still haven't done a lot of basic planning I've done both sides of the "ask the teacher for an extension" dance, they're never going to do the assignment
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Mar 14, 2019 22:10
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julian assflange posted:Cross posting from the UK thread. someone buy it Makes the Houses look a bit like they have an orange Onion Dome (not that that wouldn't improve them)
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Mar 14, 2019 22:41
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I don't know what I would enjoy watching more, the Brexiteers getting humiliated by deciding to not Brexit at the last second, or the Brexiteers getting humiliated when their masterful Brexit negotiations get them nothing and Brexit is a disaster.
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Mar 14, 2019 22:43
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galagazombie posted:I don't know what I would enjoy watching more, the Brexiteers getting humiliated by deciding to not Brexit at the last second, or the Brexiteers getting humiliated when their masterful Brexit negotiations get them nothing and Brexit is a disaster. You can have your cake and eat it too - the Brexiteers can try and fail to stop the UK from crashing out of the EU on the 29th and then the negotiations will get them nothing.
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Mar 14, 2019 22:44
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I love Brexit.
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Mar 14, 2019 23:32
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:because if he bleeds you die from the fumes of his poisonous ichor the unnaturally elongated limbs also give him an inherent reach advantage
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Mar 14, 2019 23:37
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Regarde Aduck posted:Can you tone down your weird little kraut aggression? They got flattened in two world wars, turned into the dictionary example of absolute evil, got split in two for like 50 years, and have the ugliest language on the continent. But they're the ones feeling sorry for you lol. Talk about owned.
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Mar 14, 2019 23:39
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Family Values posted:If you don't actually brexit it's going to be the biggest case of comedy blue balls the world has ever seen. it's almost what HAS to happen at this point. All this time and effort and insanity and then at the last second just meekly going 'uh...nevermind actually...sorry...bye'. It'd be the most British thing since those guys took over half the settled world on a quest for spices and decided they were all too spicy.
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Mar 14, 2019 23:40
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Family Values posted:If you don't actually brexit it's going to be the biggest case of comedy blue balls the world has ever seen. I don't know about you but for me the last two years have been a laugh-a-minute rollercoaster, I definitely got my money's worth already
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Mar 14, 2019 23:49
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Grape posted:They got flattened in two world wars, turned into the dictionary example of absolute evil, got split in two for like 50 years, and have the ugliest language on the continent. Dutch is definitely uglier than German
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Mar 14, 2019 23:59
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There's one Fortnight (Not Fortnite) left.
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Mar 15, 2019 00:03
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Mar 15, 2019 00:49
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Mar 15, 2019 00:54
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Am I the only one wondering if the Italians are highly unlikely to live up to their end of the deal with Rees-Mogg?
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Mar 15, 2019 01:07
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They love. our cake. in France.
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Mar 15, 2019 01:22
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I don't feel like reading what was this last vote for? Why is this taking so long?
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Mar 15, 2019 01:49
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Elephanthead posted:I don't feel like reading what was this last vote for? Why is this taking so long?
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Mar 15, 2019 02:22
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i think its gonna be may's deal or else a two year delay
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Mar 15, 2019 02:40
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hey nice thread title how you holdin' up, british goons?
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Mar 15, 2019 02:42
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twoday posted:The leadership of the EU has been saying that they would approve a short extension but only if they are brought a plan. If there is no plan, they would support a two year extension. Belgium casts the No vote, finally earning it's place as the most powerful curse word in every language.
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Mar 15, 2019 02:47
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CactusWeasle posted:I say let all 27 of those nations put it to their people in a referendum Changed my mind this is the funniest possible option. "Are the British worth tolerating?" with yes or no as the only options would be 
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Mar 15, 2019 02:49
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Complications posted:The last vote was to find out what Parliament actually wanted - the answer turns out to be fairies and unicorns because they: do not want the deal, do not want no deal, do not want an extension. it's almost like they don't want brexit at all
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Mar 15, 2019 02:50
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sexpig by night posted:took over half the settled world on a quest for spices and decided they were all too spicy lol
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Mar 15, 2019 02:54
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Yinlock posted:it's almost like they don't want brexit at all
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Mar 15, 2019 02:57
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Complications posted:They also voted on that and according to the voting record they want it. They're voting for a bunch of poo poo they don't personally want lol
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Mar 15, 2019 03:01
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Bryter posted:They're voting for a bunch of poo poo they don't personally want lol
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Mar 15, 2019 03:07
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Complications posted:So what? It doesn't matter what they personally want, what matters is their professional conduct on the subject and professionally speaking Parliament wants Brexit. So the distinction between a parliament that wants Brexit and a parliament that just wants to be seen to back Brexit might become important as the deadline draws nearer and the poo poo approaches the fan
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Mar 15, 2019 03:13
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It seems it's in the EU's best interest to reject any extension no? They want leaving the EU to look and be as excruciatingly painful as possible to discourage anyone else from trying this. After all if one country can just leave the EU without too much hassle then the tragedy of the commons kicks in and everyone tries to leave and the EU ceases to exist. They kinda have to make an example.of the UK and mount its head on a pike for all to see.
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Mar 15, 2019 05:37
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galagazombie posted:It seems it's in the EU's best interest to reject any extension no? They want leaving the EU to look and be as excruciatingly painful as possible to discourage anyone else from trying this. After all if one country can just leave the EU without too much hassle then the tragedy of the commons kicks in and everyone tries to leave and the EU ceases to exist. They kinda have to make an example.of the UK and mount its head on a pike for all to see. No deal is absolutely not in the best interest of EU member Ireland and they will most likely do their best to avoid it at this point. Personally I hope the EU does reject the extension because the UK should be punished for being loving stupid
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Mar 15, 2019 05:39
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Opferwurst posted:The UK government has done zero preparations or any serious financial commitments to Brexit because it clearly does not intend to go through with Brexit, ever. that idea only works if you assume that the british government is competent in any way
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Mar 15, 2019 06:49
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galagazombie posted:It seems it's in the EU's best interest to reject any extension no? They want leaving the EU to look and be as excruciatingly painful as possible to discourage anyone else from trying this. After all if one country can just leave the EU without too much hassle then the tragedy of the commons kicks in and everyone tries to leave and the EU ceases to exist. They kinda have to make an example.of the UK and mount its head on a pike for all to see. Britain has already lost a ton of business and money due to uncertainties over Brexit, and an extension is just going to give them more rope to hang themselves in terms of long term uncertainties. There isn't any threat of a "tragedy of the commons" kicking in because leaving the EU is being proven as a lose-lose proposition. If you begin procedures to seriously leave the EU but don't at the last minute you're still a little hosed up, and granting an extension just drags out the agony of the process.
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Mar 15, 2019 07:17
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The tories already expect to let their business chums make out like bandits going all post-Soviet disaster capitalism on post-Brexit UK, and drat the consequences. They're probably entirely happy to burn down the country if they can rule the ashes. Born-to-rule tories don't have to be competent, as long as they get to be in charge, and they know it.
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