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HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

aphid_licker posted:

Franz Josef Strauß has the most fuckin expressive face. GIS him, it's a wild ride.
so that's what it looks like if a german wizard tries to create a being from beer and sausages?

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Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

thanks franz josef strauss

I mean, are you disagreeing? E Germany’s denazification was just as ineffective as W Germany’s, only they didn’t have the public reckoning about it that the west did in the 60s.

They also had an really more problematic framing of the Holocaust, how it was remembered and memorialized, etc.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Cyrano4747 posted:

I mean, are you disagreeing?

No

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Cyrano4747 posted:

I mean, are you disagreeing? E Germany’s denazification was just as ineffective as W Germany’s, only they didn’t have the public reckoning about it that the west did in the 60s.

They also had an really more problematic framing of the Holocaust, how it was remembered and memorialized, etc.
i'd say more ineffective because of where the prison guards ended up working (in the same drat prisons, run the same drat way)

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
I am not actually a marxist, a jezzinist, or The East Germany Defender (unless we are talking about cute little cars).

E:. I prefer my bearded 19th century political theorists russian as hell

ContinuityNewTimes fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Mar 14, 2019

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.


Ah misread it. I thought you were comparing Hey Guns to Herr Spiegel Affair or something. Just wasn’t parsing.

My bad.

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

HEY GUNS posted:

east germany was the same, anyone who tries to tell you it was better is selling something

All of the fascists ended up in the West, and they'll sneak back over unless we build this defensive rampart.

Not a wall, mind you, that's entirely different.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Jobbo_Fett posted:

manned torpedos

...what? How? Why?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Tree Bucket posted:

...what? How? Why?

Italian frogmen were well regarded, and in Italy's proud tradition, they would be used in New York with no means of recovering them because suicidal one-way missions are perfect for such limited gains!

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Tree Bucket posted:

...what? How? Why?





The Decima Flottiglia MAS was a frogman commando unit assigned to use them. You would ride them underwater close to a ship, leave them floating or attach them magnetically, and set the timer for detonation and swim away. On December 19, 1941, the divers disabled two British battleships in the Alexandria harbor with them.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Italian frogmen were well regarded, and in Italy's proud tradition, they would be used in New York with no means of recovering them because suicidal one-way missions are perfect for such limited gains!
:hmmyes: the best thing to do with these elite, talented, highly trained sailors would be to kill them for nothing

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!
You say that as if that's a bad thing

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Marxist-Jezzinist posted:

The East Germany Defender (unless we are talking about cute little cars).
high quality aesthetics, strange motor scooters, food's good...what's your opinion of pebble dashing?

also for reasons i still don't know, there's a lot of 30yw stuff in the archives in dresden. i mean what are the odds that when the whole city's burning down and exploding, this is what survives

LatwPIAT
Jun 6, 2011

Alchenar posted:

Collaboration is a wide spectrum. It ranges depending on how you view it to bartering with soldiers for some of their army issue stuff (widespread, quickly forgotten by everyone) to taking part in the civil administration of the occupation (because traffic still needs to be directed, trains still need to run, taxes still need to be collected etc), to actively hunting down Jews for the Gestapo. What happened to you afterwards depended on the circumstances.

And whether you were female or not. Bartering your sexual services, affections, or even association for army issue stuff and leniency was usually not quickly forgotten.

A somewhat unfortunate attitude, especially given all the resistance women who acted as spies by playing on their looks...

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

chitoryu12 posted:

The Decima Flottiglia MAS was a frogman commando unit assigned to use them. You would ride them underwater close to a ship, leave them floating or attach them magnetically, and set the timer for detonation and swim away. On December 19, 1941, the divers disabled two British battleships in the Alexandria harbor with them.

...okay, that makes sense. I was sort of picturing a guy with goggles jammed into a tube, clutching a tiny steering wheel.

Gnoman
Feb 12, 2014

Come, all you fair and tender maids
Who flourish in your pri-ime
Beware, take care, keep your garden fair
Let Gnoman steal your thy-y-me
Le-et Gnoman steal your thyme




Tree Bucket posted:

...okay, that makes sense. I was sort of picturing a guy with goggles jammed into a tube, clutching a tiny steering wheel.

That was Japan.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

HEY GUNS posted:

high quality aesthetics, strange motor scooters, food's good...what's your opinion of pebble dashing?


Is there another way of finishing plaster?

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Dance Officer posted:

You say that as if that's a bad thing

Mishima alt account detected

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


chitoryu12 posted:

The Decima Flottiglia MAS was a frogman commando unit assigned to use them. You would ride them underwater close to a ship, leave them floating or attach them magnetically, and set the timer for detonation and swim away. On December 19, 1941, the divers disabled two British battleships in the Alexandria harbor with them.

There was also the Japanese version called the Kaiten that did not involve setting a timer and swimming away

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
World: Saved
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FuturePastNow posted:

There was also the Japanese version called the Kaiten that did not involve setting a timer and swimming away

Kaiten were an awful design, you had to surface the sub to man them (US airplane production graph goes here) and cockpit visibility was real bad.

So you would likely either die getting in, or after you missed.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

FuturePastNow posted:

There was also the Japanese version called the Kaiten that did not involve setting a timer and swimming away

There's one surviving Kaiten on Oahu


Edit: holy crap where did the rest of my post go.

Anyway, that specific Kaiten was actually piloted during the war, but because of a minor leak the communication and electronics gear all short circuited so instead of being launched, he just stayed stuck to the top of the sub. There's a dark anecdote from the sailor who piloted that Kaiten where he was crying and begging his broken phone to let him launch so he could take out an enemy ship, but instead he had to stay inside it until they finally pulled him out of it.

Don Gato fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Mar 14, 2019

Rocko Bonaparte
Mar 12, 2002

Every day is Friday!

HEY GUNS posted:

high quality aesthetics, strange motor scooters, food's good...what's your opinion of pebble dashing?

also for reasons i still don't know, there's a lot of 30yw stuff in the archives in dresden. i mean what are the odds that when the whole city's burning down and exploding, this is what survives

They needed something to remind them that it could always be worse.

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

LatwPIAT posted:

And whether you were female or not. Bartering your sexual services, affections, or even association for army issue stuff and leniency was usually not quickly forgotten.

A somewhat unfortunate attitude, especially given all the resistance women who acted as spies by playing on their looks...

i first learned about this war as a kid from LIFE's picture history of ww2, which probably had a tendency to whitewash/simplify poo poo (i can't really remember but i think it was one of those 'the only good war' type of narratives), but they had one picture of a woman with a shaved head being paraded down a french street surrounded by a jeering crowd, while she's carrying a baby she'd had with a German soldier. and i was like 'drat'

i did a google image search but there are apparently a lot of pictures of women getting their heads shaved and paraded around by a mob in france, i guess it was a sort of shaming ritual that became common to some degree, and it's pretty depressing

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
The stuff about Danish collaborators reminded me of Sven Hessel, Danish Nazi War Porn Author. IIRC he claimed to have gone to Germany and gotten citizenship in the late 30s so he could join the military and that he'd been a tank driver.

But it turned out he was actually this goony Nazi who'd never been in the military, was a small-time criminal in Copenhagen before the war, lived with his parents (don't recall if it was in a basement or not), and he got kicked out of the Danish Nazi party and sent to jail for stealing the party head's car and going on a joyride and crashing it before impersonating a police officer while trying to escape. Later he somehow manged to end up as an informant for the police force the Gestapo set up after the deportation of the Danish police. Post-war he was convicted of treason and sentenced to several years in prison but released after a shorter amount of time, and later made a career for himself writing lurid war porn (likely either entirely fabricated or plagiarized from actual Wehrmacht/SS people) with titles like "Legion of the Damned," "Blitzfreeze," "Monte Cassino (The Beast Regiment)," and "SS Death Bastard War Crime Brigade of Death."

IIRC up until his death he maintained that he couldn't possibly be the person that'd been identified as him, because how could he have been arrested for stealing the Nazi party head's car when he was actually fighting in Russia?

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.

C.M. Kruger posted:

"SS Death Bastard War Crime Brigade of Death."

Sounds like a Video Nasty.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


C.M. Kruger posted:

The stuff about Danish collaborators reminded me of Sven Hessel, Danish Nazi War Porn Author. IIRC he claimed to have gone to Germany and gotten citizenship in the late 30s so he could join the military and that he'd been a tank driver.

But it turned out he was actually this goony Nazi who'd never been in the military, was a small-time criminal in Copenhagen before the war, lived with his parents (don't recall if it was in a basement or not), and he got kicked out of the Danish Nazi party and sent to jail for stealing the party head's car and going on a joyride and crashing it before impersonating a police officer while trying to escape. Later he somehow manged to end up as an informant for the police force the Gestapo set up after the deportation of the Danish police. Post-war he was convicted of treason and sentenced to several years in prison but released after a shorter amount of time, and later made a career for himself writing lurid war porn (likely either entirely fabricated or plagiarized from actual Wehrmacht/SS people) with titles like "Legion of the Damned," "Blitzfreeze," "Monte Cassino (The Beast Regiment)," and "SS Death Bastard War Crime Brigade of Death."

IIRC up until his death he maintained that he couldn't possibly be the person that'd been identified as him, because how could he have been arrested for stealing the Nazi party head's car when he was actually fighting in Russia?

This dude kinda owns.

e: I kinda missed the "informant for Gestapo" bit and that does not own

HEY GUNS posted:

so that's what it looks like if a german wizard tries to create a being from beer and sausages?

He is def one of those mischieveous spirits from a middle age local myth that'll turn a guy into a calf for accidentally pissing on them while drunk, or some variety of Schrat.

aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 10:06 on Mar 15, 2019

Ataxerxes
Dec 2, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?

C.M. Kruger posted:

"SS Death Bastard War Crime Brigade of Death."


Most, if not all, of his stuff was translated into Finnish in the late 90's and I read a fair few of them. I think it shows that the author has talked to people who really were in the front, as the whole thing is this nihilistic "warcrimes, drugs, booze, murders, nothing matters but lets get high while we live".

LatwPIAT
Jun 6, 2011

oystertoadfish posted:

i first learned about this war as a kid from LIFE's picture history of ww2, which probably had a tendency to whitewash/simplify poo poo (i can't really remember but i think it was one of those 'the only good war' type of narratives), but they had one picture of a woman with a shaved head being paraded down a french street surrounded by a jeering crowd, while she's carrying a baby she'd had with a German soldier. and i was like 'drat'

i did a google image search but there are apparently a lot of pictures of women getting their heads shaved and paraded around by a mob in france, i guess it was a sort of shaming ritual that became common to some degree, and it's pretty depressing

France wasn't the only country to shave women who had relations with German soldiers and send them on a humiliation march down the main street. Norway also deported all Norwegian women who'd married German soldiers: I have a friend whose grandmother ended up deported to East Germany. Their grandmother didn't speak German at the time, which isolated her and basically left her a friendless stay-at-home wife whose only connection to the world around her was a traumatized veteran.

Gervasius
Nov 2, 2010



Grimey Drawer

Cyrano4747 posted:

They also had an really more problematic framing of the Holocaust, how it was remembered and memorialized, etc.

Can you expand on this a bit? Genuine question, I'd really like to know.

Arban
Aug 28, 2017
Yeah the post war process of dealing with the Nazis was ... messy. Quisling and a score other high-ups getting tried and executed for treason is one thing, but there was quite a bit of vigilante mobs and people using the opportunities to settle personal scores.

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Gervasius posted:

Can you expand on this a bit? Genuine question, I'd really like to know.

Short version is that they identified a nebulous group of “victims of fascism” that encompassed everyone the Nazis has done lovely things to. They didn’t officially recognize the Jews as different from, for example, German communists sent to concentration camps. This gets doubly lovely because “victim of fascism” was an officially recognized protected class in the DDR with a liters membership card and the status entailed you to preferential hiring for government jobs etc. what this means is that persecution of communists dominated the Nazi war crimes discussion to the point that it completely obscured the fundamental racist nature of the regime.

This is a big part of why the east never came to terms with the racist nature of the third reich and it’s crimes in the way the west did. It was all framed as essentially political and inside a Marxist-Leninist framework, as the last gasps of end stage capitalism lashing out against the people’s vanguard.

It’s not the only reason (economic issues etc come into play in a profound way) but it’s a big part of why neo Nazi movements in Germany concentrated in the east for decades after unification.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

LatwPIAT posted:

France wasn't the only country to shave women who had relations with German soldiers and send them on a humiliation march down the main street. Norway also deported all Norwegian women who'd married German soldiers: I have a friend whose grandmother ended up deported to East Germany. Their grandmother didn't speak German at the time, which isolated her and basically left her a friendless stay-at-home wife whose only connection to the world around her was a traumatized veteran.
Being a social outsider in East Germany is much harder than in West Germany. Even when everyone involved means well, they are...tight knit. "Never seen an American in their lives" level of tight knit. Imagine a society where their introduction to the US is me for Christ's sake.

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 13:02 on Mar 15, 2019

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Sven Hessel's entire writings are available for Kindle and in print through Amazon Germany with some decently slickly designed, recent-looking covers. Is that poo poo bad enough that I should write to them about taking it down for whatever good that might do?

e: or I'll point some specialized antifash journos at the stuff and see if they can't raise a stink.

aphid_licker fucked around with this message at 12:59 on Mar 15, 2019

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Italian frogmen were well regarded, and in Italy's proud tradition, they would be used in New York with no means of recovering them because suicidal one-way missions are perfect for such limited gains!

Italy made a Japan flight, if they had been bigger or lasted longer I can see them succeeding at frogmen assault NY docks

The real damage would have been however America reacted. The Normandie was neutralized by a fire that IIRC was started by welders making mods to the seized ocean liner, despite the actual chief designer being on the scene, saying "guys, we need to open the sea chocks, let the ship flood so it settles to the bottom. All this firefighter water is gonna make it turn turtle and that's way worse" and everybody ignored him, and the Normandie flops onto its side

Cue a panic about saboteurs

spiky butthole
May 5, 2014

aphid_licker posted:

Sven Hessel's entire writings are available for Kindle and in print through Amazon Germany with some decently slickly designed, recent-looking covers. Is that poo poo bad enough that I should write to them about taking it down for whatever good that might do?

e: or I'll point some specialized antifash journos at the stuff and see if they can't raise a stink.

If you read the works you realise that it's prominently anti nazi, and portrays the wermacht in a less kind light revisionists portray. It's not Nazi propoganda, and mildly entertaining at most.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

aphid_licker posted:

Sven Hessel's entire writings are available for Kindle and in print through Amazon Germany with some decently slickly designed, recent-looking covers. Is that poo poo bad enough that I should write to them about taking it down for whatever good that might do?

e: or I'll point some specialized antifash journos at the stuff and see if they can't raise a stink.

It's Hassel, and I'm not sure what you are trying to achieve. Censorship to own the... uh... dead fake veterans? Maybe you should read the books first.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
is there a scholarly work on the ww2 warporn that was slithering around our collective subconscious in the 50s and 60s? cause that poo poo was weird

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


spiky butthole posted:

If you read the works you realise that it's prominently anti nazi, and portrays the wermacht in a less kind light revisionists portray. It's not Nazi propoganda, and mildly entertaining at most.

Nenonen posted:

It's Hassel, and I'm not sure what you are trying to achieve. Censorship to own the... uh... dead fake veterans? Maybe you should read the books first.

Didn't expect the stuff to be anti-nazi what with it being written by what kinda sounds like a nazi, if not a very good one. At best from what it was decribed like itt it seemed like nihilist violence porn and that being less readily available is good.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

So it the phrase "last ditch effort" of military origin?

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
I haven't read Hassel since my teens and I just knew it hadn't aged well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6-YPiqOh_w

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