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I reached out and gave them plenty of opportunities to cheer for the Patriots. Imagine missing out on that many championships because you want to cheer for Joe Philbin and some aquamarine uniforms.
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sweet thursday posted:All these dolphins fans passively condoning their own childhood abuse makes a lot of sense when you think about it Tannehill loves me though he just doesn’t show it the right way
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Amy Pole Her posted:Tannehill loves me though he just doesn’t show it the right way https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1106626823515983872?s=19
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Chris is always trying to control me
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One time I misbehaved so bad my parents traded me to Washington for a sixth round pick.
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Mar 16, 2019 12:27
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That’s it! You’re going to Buffalo for a conditional 7th in 2020!!!
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The rarest draft commodity: a son who doesn’t disappoint me.
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Mar 16, 2019 14:22
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With that move, the Titans are telling Mariota "We believe you are elite. Playoff wins are the metric by which we judge this."
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deedee megadoodoo posted:The rarest draft commodity: a son who doesn’t disappoint me. Pat Shurmer is going to be very disappointed
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My mom spanked me with a wooden spoon, put soap in my mouth, and put a clothespin on my tongue when I wouldn't stop sticking my tongue out. We don't use physical punishments on our children.
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My parents were a little more diabolical. If I was a shithead, they'd concoct punishments that showed me how terrible it was that I did these things. You know, like gossiping, stealing, being Republican-that sort of thing.
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Mar 16, 2019 14:51
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If my daughter misbehaves I'm going to make her watch Super Bowl 53.
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Mar 16, 2019 15:06
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Chichevache posted:If my daughter misbehaves I'm going to make her watch Super Bowl 53. It’s good to instill the appreciation of the artistry of defensive football at an early age.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:My mom spanked me with a wooden spoon, put soap in my mouth, and put a clothespin on my tongue when I wouldn't stop sticking my tongue out. Oh my. The clothespin on the tongue... how long?
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Mar 16, 2019 15:19
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Amy Pole Her posted:Oh my. The clothespin on the tongue... how long? I don't remember, but to this day she regrets doing it. She's a wonderful mom and I was a very difficult, strong-willed child so given the era she grew up in I'm not at all surprised that she got desperate and went down that direction. Having an equally strong-willed toddler myself I completely understand doing the easy thing and resorting to physical punishment. It's difficult to maintain composure. It's difficult to see your child ignore your commands and do something in defiance of you. Fortunately my wife is both a saint and certified in early childhood education so we have some really good strategies.
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Mar 16, 2019 15:28
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:It's difficult to see your child ignore your commands and do something in defiance of you. This is literally my job and I still feel like this sentence is cringe worthy.
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Mar 16, 2019 15:45
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Eh. I get it. Being a parent is tough and it sucks to get judged for feeling like you aren't doing everything correctly. It's okay to be really frustrated. Don't judge because he didn't say it in a way that makes you comfortable.
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Mar 16, 2019 15:59
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Chichevache posted:This is literally my job and I still feel like this sentence is cringe worthy. If there's a better way to phrase it I would love to know. Parenting is both incredibly difficult and incredibly rewarding. I just spent 15 minutes having a standoff with my preschooler about getting dressed. Now she's insisting that she try to eat yogurt with chopsticks. She's currently dressed and stabbing yogurt with sticks.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:If there's a better way to phrase it I would love to know. Parenting is both incredibly difficult and incredibly rewarding. I just spent 15 minutes having a standoff with my preschooler about getting dressed. Now she's insisting that she try to eat yogurt with chopsticks. Something about "commands" runs me the wrong way.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I just spent 15 minutes having a standoff with my preschooler about getting dressed. Now she's insisting that she try to eat yogurt with chopsticks. See, "sitcom-level kid antics" is the kind of derail I can get behind.
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I mean is "put your shoes and coat on" not a command? Sure you ask first, with a please and everything, but at some point when they still aren't listening you will eventually have to phrase it as a command. And then they probably still dont follow instructions and you have to force shoes and a coat onto a squirming child.
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Trust me if you don’t have children you will never understand how frustrating it can be to get a child to do something so simple (put on clothes, eat food, use the bathroom, etc). Even when you’re doing those things to go somewhere to do something fun for them that they are excited for, it can still be a huge struggle and very draining. I used to laugh at those “being a stay at home mom is a full time job” but even with my wife and I working and the kids in a good daycare it is stupidly difficult and exhausting. Don’t mean this as a gatekeeping statement, I just never envisioned how tiring and difficult (but worth it) children can be before having my own.
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Dexo posted:I mean is "put your shoes and coat on" not a command? This is literally how use of force works. As a cop you're basically a parent to grown men who refuse to stop getting drunk and fighting each other or scribbling on the walls with markers. Bigass Moth posted:Trust me if you don’t have children you will never understand how frustrating it can be to get a child to do something so simple (put on clothes, eat food, use the bathroom, etc). Even when you’re doing those things to go somewhere to do something fun for them that they are excited for, it can still be a huge struggle and very draining. I have a kid now.
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Having an older brother really helped me out. He basically took me under his wing. While the parents worked. Plus it was loving rad riding in his truck blasting Metallica and going 100 mph down country roads as a 8 year old. In football news: Apparently WSH signed DRC. Doubt he has much left but sure.
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Bigass Moth posted:Trust me if you don’t have children you will never understand how frustrating it can be to get a child to do something so simple (put on clothes, eat food, use the bathroom, etc). Even when you’re doing those things to go somewhere to do something fun for them that they are excited for, it can still be a huge struggle and very draining. Our business is basically off season from Jan - April so I've been hanging out with my 4 year old during the week instead of paying $700 a month for daycare. Three days he goes to preschool for 2 and a half hours and I absolutely cherish those 2 and a half hours on Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. It is legit exhausting.
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Bigass Moth posted:Trust me if you don’t have children you will never understand how frustrating it can be to get a child to do something so simple (put on clothes, eat food, use the bathroom, etc). Even when you’re doing those things to go somewhere to do something fun for them that they are excited for, it can still be a huge struggle and very draining. I don't know how stay at home parents do it without flipping their poo poo on the regular. See also teachers.
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A dog and his man posted:Having an older brother really helped me out. YOU HAVE AN OLDER BROTHER?
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saint dorner save me from another cop analogy
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weird Asian candy posted:I don't know how stay at home parents do it without flipping their poo poo on the regular. That is why you have school holidays.
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Ghost Dog posted:saint dorner save me from another cop analogy Belicheck is the cop of the AFC East.
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@fiz https://www.tmz.com/2019/03/16/carolina-panthers-lineman-street-fight-taylor-hearn-knockout/
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Blitz7x posted:@fiz the first time id ever heard of this guy was when he was getting put to sleep by someone in augusta with marfans
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Bigass Moth posted:Trust me if you don’t have children you will never understand how frustrating it can be to get a child to do something so simple (put on clothes, eat food, use the bathroom, etc). Even when you’re doing those things to go somewhere to do something fun for them that they are excited for, it can still be a huge struggle and very draining. Having a million bucks is more worth it but I am sure my children will hate the Patriots as much as me so I got that.
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Amy Pole Her posted:YOU HAVE AN OLDER BROTHER? That poor guy
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A dog and his man posted:Having an older brother really helped me out. Did he teach you the correct dosage?
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Look my mother wasn’t perfect in the 80’s so I have a half brother. I got the short side of the stick. Cause my half bro is like 7 foot tall... Good guy though. He’s like one of a handful of people who has a Yamaha engine degree and can fix your boat right up.
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Blitz7x posted:@fiz Stop Leaning Into Punches God DAMMIT People always dodge the first punch but they forget to mirror it and instead, thinking like a dummy, they go to avoid the second hit and third, but they assume you’ll hit right - left - right And you’ll lean into a guys right.
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I'm sure DRC will do as much for Washington as Clinton-Dix did last year.weird Asian candy posted:I don't know how stay at home parents do it without flipping their poo poo on the regular. My wife, before she stayed at home with our daughter (and as of last Wednesday newborn son), was a preschool teacher. I think she's just wired to love kids. Or she's insane. Given that she married me it's still a toss up. Chichevache posted:Something about "commands" runs me the wrong way. I don't know of any other way to put it. When I tell my daughter to leave the dog alone or stay close to me in the parking lot it's not a suggestion.
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A dog and his man posted:Good guy though. You sure he wasn’t adopted?
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