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drunkill posted:floor collapses in a supermarket. 100year old building apparently. loving 
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Mar 16, 2019 12:27
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Good reminder that literally every person who drowned because they fell off a boat without a life jacket was expecting to not fall off a boat.
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Mar 16, 2019 12:35
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Well that's good for him but how is that supposed to help all us naked boaters?
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Mar 16, 2019 12:41
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Mozi posted:Well that's good for him but how is that supposed to help all us naked boaters? This is why I have inflatable testicles.
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jobson groeth posted:This is why I have inflatable testicles. Sounds painful.
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Mar 16, 2019 12:46
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I had helium balloon implants installed in my buttocks. Unfortunately I can't swim with them as I end up my arse in the air and face in water, oh well
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On the plus side, only dogs and bats can hear you fart 
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Lazy article author didnt link to any instructions on how to do the thing. I learned this in US boy scouts swimming merit badge at summer camp 25 years ago. Take pants off. Keep underwear on. Tie a knot at the end of each leg, as close to the ankle end as you can get it. Wave pants over your head by the waist to get a bubble of air into the legs, or huff n puff through the top. Hold the waist closed and below the legs and the legs will hold air for a while. Stick inflated legs under your arms while holding waist close and lower in front of you. Reinflate occasionally as required. Note that reinflating feels weird, like you are giving your pants a hummer. This is normal and expected. Its not as good as a life jacket, but it lets you take a bit of a break from swimming so hard, conserving energy and extending your survival.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Prove it. If I can't, does that mean I get to take ownership of the house back?
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Mar 16, 2019 13:36
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Memento posted:Re: paper chat. PennDOT has let you renew your vehicle registration online for a while now. You fill out the forms, pay your money, and they stick a registration form in the mail. Recently this has changed. Now they don't mail you the printed registration, they just email you a PDF so you can print it out yourself. But when you're filling out the form online, there's an option for getting extra copies of your registration. Only $1 per extra copy.
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Nocheez posted:If I can't, does that mean I get to take ownership of the house back? Depends - is the other party relying on a Sony Memorystick too or do they have paperwork?
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The Lone Badger posted:Because of the way the brain rewires itself, this is literally true. Do it enough and as far as your brain's concerned the JCB is just another arm.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8KzmlIEsHs
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Mar 16, 2019 14:59
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Jerry Cotton posted:Good reminder that literally every person who drowned because they fell off a boat without a life jacket was expecting to not fall off a boat. I just save all those packets of silica gel desiccant that come with shoes, or electronics, etc. If I go on a boat I stuff my pockets with them, that way if I fall off all I have to do is wait a minute and walk to shore.
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Mar 16, 2019 15:08
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Hugh Malone posted:I just save all those packets of silica gel desiccant that come with shoes, or electronics, etc. If I go on a boat I stuff my pockets with them, that way if I fall off all I have to do is wait a minute and walk to shore.
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Helluva way to kick the bucket
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Mar 16, 2019 15:31
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Dang, hope he's OK. Who was at fault there exactly?
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Mar 16, 2019 15:33
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driver who failed to safely navigate their vehicle without putting others at risk
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Mar 16, 2019 15:34
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Mozi posted:Dang, hope he's OK. Who was at fault there exactly? In a country with human rights and rule of law: foreman. Elsewhere: whoever has the best lawyer.
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Mar 16, 2019 15:34
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all i hear is the WASTED sound effect from gta5
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Mar 16, 2019 15:37
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Still alive because he was wearing his harness. quote:The impact sent the man flying upside down. Wolf says he dangled there in his safety harness for about 30 seconds before the rest of the crew lowered him down.
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Mar 16, 2019 15:38
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Some days you're the fuckler, some days you're the fucklee
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I’m glad the uploader circled the man otherwise I never would have noticed what happened!
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Mar 16, 2019 17:45
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I just noticed there's a pedestrian crossing 50 m away. e: Well, a hole in the fence at least, with pedestrians crossing.
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Mar 16, 2019 17:48
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There's a place in town here where the city put up an eight foot fence down the middle of a busy four-lane highway because people kept crossing everywhere except at the intersection that was right loving there, because on one side of the highway is a community college everyone was trying to get to and the pursuit of education is worth risking life and limb everyday by running into traffic. And my god, do people whine about that fence.
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RoboRodent posted:There's a place in town here where the city put up an eight foot fence down the middle of a busy four-lane highway because people kept crossing everywhere except at the intersection that was right loving there, because on one side of the highway is a community college everyone was trying to get to and the pursuit of education is worth risking life and limb everyday by running into traffic. I wonder how much the fence cost as opposed to an actual solution to the problem? 
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RoboRodent posted:There's a place in town here where the city put up an eight foot fence down the middle of a busy four-lane highway because people kept crossing everywhere except at the intersection that was right loving there, because on one side of the highway is a community college everyone was trying to get to and the pursuit of education is worth risking life and limb everyday by running into traffic. Yeah, people are incredibly loving stupid and I've seen someone smash their head in from falling off the edge of a pavement as he was trying to skirt round the edge of a metal fence to stop pedestrians crossing a busy crossroads. THERE'S CROSSING LIGHTS RIGHT NEXT TO IT!!! had to call an ambulance and his unconscious body blocked like 2 lanes of traffic.
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Splicer posted:Some days you're the fuckler, some days you're the fucklee There is no light without darkness. There are no truck fucklers without truck fucklees.
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Ixian posted:There is no light without darkness. I'm completely truck fuckless.
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Phanatic posted:I'm completely truck fuckless. I believe in this thread that makes you a Top. Unless you mean you are TruckCelebate.
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Ixian posted:I believe in this thread that makes you a Top. Unless you mean you are TruckCelebate. VINcel?
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Wingnut Ninja posted:VINcel?
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Wingnut Ninja posted:VINcel?
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Supradog posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ks_lbtgJSw&t=109s lol that photoshopped keyframe
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I love the five wine moms losing their goddamn minds and running for their lives while everybody else stays put because it's amazing and rad
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Flooding in Nebraska is teaming up with cold temperatures to smash a bunch of ice into a bunch of things. https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1107055838009741313?s=19 Evacuating some planes from Offutt due to flooding https://twitter.com/AircraftSpots/status/1107090792886075392?s=19
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