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Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
crap.

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wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

Turtlicious posted:

my wife and i are arguing about whether this is a real gummy worm or not.

goons save me from this broken home.
https://www.amazon.com/Giant-Gummy-Bears-Party-Python/dp/B00LT3L7AO

e:F;B

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

Tashilicious posted:

thats a really long running gay porn series

So the snake must be the power top.


Confirmed. Dude on the left looks so happy.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Help. I’ve wandered into the cursed images thread.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!
Pisslord Ignore Eater here.

(Or do I not get one since I don't mind Guy Goodbody?)

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Crain posted:

Pisslord Ignore Eater here.

(Or do I not get one since I don't mind Guy Goodbody?)

Guy Goodbody Piss Drinker can be your name then

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

"Over 450 servings" :stonklol:

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Neddy Seagoon posted:

"Over 450 servings" :stonklol:

Looks like one to me.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Looks like one to me.

Nah, share it with a loved one and meet in the middle Lady and the Tramp style.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Screaming Idiot posted:

Nah, share it with a loved one and meet in the middle Lady and the Tramp style.

rear end to rear end

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Screaming Idiot posted:

Nah, share it with a loved one and meet in the middle Lady and the Tramp style.

This is how you know if you're meant to be together or not.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Share your party python with your loved ones.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Screaming Idiot posted:

Nah, share it with a loved one and meet in the middle Lady and the Tramp style.

Nobody loves me. :(

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Nobody loves me. :(

Everybody hates me
Guess I'll go and commit suicide by choking to death on a $132 novelty sized gummi worm

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
You could probably knock someone out with one of those.


jobson groeth posted:

You never know when an idea might strike.

There's already a method for bathtub ideas though.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

yea, Hellraiser 3 wasnt very good

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Ugh the loving lint that gummy python has to be attracting being dragged all over peoples clothes and skin :barf:

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Pigsfeet on Rye posted:


This really needs to be merged with the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator so everyone can see how hosed up their personalities are.

Piss Dipshit Diaper Shitter reporting for doodie.

Anarchist Mae
Nov 5, 2009

by Reene
Lipstick Apathy

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
It's dang it, dang it.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Captain Splendid has a new favorite as of 16:02 on Mar 18, 2019

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

DiscoWitch
Oct 16, 2009

uwu

Piss failure pissposter reporting in

Oddhair
Mar 21, 2004

lol mine came back "FYAD Lord Thread Eater" which is metal as gently caress except when I think about FYAD it's from a long time ago so basically this:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Oddhair posted:

lol mine came back "FYAD Lord Thread Eater" which is metal as gently caress except when I think about FYAD it's from a long time ago so basically this:



That's just the loyalist Black Dragons chapter

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Motherfucker

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

This is not cool, gently caress this guy

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender
I once did exactly that and the check-in attendant wearily looked at me and said "please remove your foot from the baggage". I was utterly ashamed, but it sounded like she dealt with that kind of poo poo all the time.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

I've flown all of once in my life, I don't get it

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Garrand posted:

I've flown all of once in my life, I don't get it

You should get out in to the world more.

Also they weight your bags and charge you if they are over a certain weight.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Gynocentric Regime posted:

This is not cool, gently caress this guy

lmbo

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Yeah it's funny until you kill a bunch of people

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Gynocentric Regime posted:

Yeah it's funny until you kill a bunch of people

Then... its... hilarious?

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

It's all fun and games until that extra 5 pounds the pilot doesn't account for sends your 737 Max spiraling into the ocean.

raggedphoto
May 10, 2008

I'd like to shoot you

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

It's all fun and games until that extra 5 pounds the pilot doesn't account for sends your 737 Max spiraling into the ocean.

Does that mean every time I fly I am one extra fat person away from dying in a fiery crash? Cause if that's the case I am avoiding layovers in the mid-west from now on. :ohdear:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Also that one time you kept your phone active and didn’t switch into airplane mode so you could finish texting while the plane taxied on its takeoff roll, you should have heard what it sounded like in the ATC’s ears, it was like a fuckin USR Courier handshaking at 33.6 up in there

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Gynocentric Regime posted:

Yeah it's funny until you kill a bunch of people

They don't weigh the loving passengers before they get on. The five or ten pounds that guy is skimming from Delta airlines could be made up with a good poo poo before boarding.

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Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

If you think bag weights are for safety. Wow.

Weird they dont weigh me or my personal item. And $75 bucks makes another bag suddenly quite safe

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