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Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.

UnlimitedSpessmans posted:

surely this would be if they selected a sinn fein MP?

Nah in that case the Paras just take off the blindfold and they're sitting in the Speaker's chair

E: Goddamnit really? AD 216: Emperor Caracalla tricks the Parthians by accepting a marriage proposal. He slaughters his bride and the wedding guests after the celebrations.

Obliterati fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Mar 18, 2019

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namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Heners_UK posted:

I should be noted that Nigel loving Farage ran against Bercow for speaker and received around 19% of the vote.

gently caress sake could you imagine what they'd be voting on? "Constitutional amendments to broadcast my LBC show on all radio stations, televisions and websites at all times it is on air, with devices attached to activate all of the aforementioned and prevent their deactivation until I am finished"

It shouldn't be noted because it didn't happen.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

I think we're past the point where major parties can just disappear. A major party like the Tories or the Republicans in the US have entrenched partisan support and a large media operation that will keep voters turning out for them no matter what.

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


namesake posted:

It shouldn't be noted because it didn't happen.

I was about to say, Farage has never been an MP. He's won less votes in all his attempts at general elections combined than Diane Abbott's majority in 2017.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Obliterati posted:

Nah in that case the Paras just take off the blindfold and they're sitting in the Speaker's chair

bobby sands for next speaker.

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

mehall posted:

I was about to say, Farage has never been an MP. He's won less votes in all his attempts at general elections combined than Diane Abbott's majority in 2017.

I think Farage ran against Bercow in the general election and might have gotten 19% of the vote there.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Sulphagnist posted:

I think Farage ran against Bercow in the general election and might have gotten 19% of the vote there.

this is less impressive when you remember labour and the tories have an agreement to not run in the speakers constituency

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.

Sulphagnist posted:

I think Farage ran against Bercow in the general election and might have gotten 19% of the vote there.

If he did that's not representative, as by convention no major party will contest the Speaker's seat

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Darth Walrus posted:

There's only so much the media can do to cover up 'holy poo poo where did all my food go'? Journalists might remain reluctant to call the ERG out, but the mob outside their windows with torches and pitchforks may not share their qualms on the matter.

They've spent 8 years ignoring people literally dying on the streets because of Tory policy, what makes you think this will be any different?

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

Jedit posted:

But if they lead us into No Deal Brexit simply because they can't govern they'll be gone for a generation.

Nah they'll just get their right wing press buddies to blame it all on europe

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmfao

https://twitter.com/SamCoatesTimes/status/1107694889670709248

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



goddamnedtwisto posted:

They've spent 8 years ignoring people literally dying on the streets because of Tory policy, what makes you think this will be any different?

That's just business as usual, when the thief party starts inconveniencing the middle classes that'd be enough to turn at least some of the press.

(e; Turn Press is a 3rd level Cleric spell)

Rooted Vegetable
Jun 1, 2002

Jedit posted:

If the Tories revoke A50 they will lose the next election, but if they lead us into No Deal Brexit simply because they can't govern they'll be gone for a generation.

Got it, I'll get ready to hear "it's what we intended all along, look at us in control"

Lots of you posted:

Bercow vs. Farage was a General Election

Well look at that, I was wrong, here are the 2009 Speaker Election results and here is the paragraph from Bercow's wikipedia page regarding the 2010 General election I was misremembering. I was wrong but no big deal I'll just change my statements moving forward to reflect what I now know... DID YOU SEE HOW loving EASY THAT WAS MRS. MAY?

e: Fixed this

Rooted Vegetable fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Mar 18, 2019

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



Glad that Britain basically exists to amuse the rest of the world by how feeble our government is

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

goddamnedtwisto posted:

They've spent 8 years ignoring people literally dying on the streets because of Tory policy, what makes you think this will be any different?

Because it will affect them.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Will no one rid us of turbulent government?






...maybe Bercow?

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/RoryStewartUK/status/1107680877365133313

:qq:

e:

lol https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-46225696/rory-stewart-apologises-after-making-up-brexit-stat

the fuckin brass neck on this oval office

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



https://twitter.com/SamuelStolton/status/1107672086888226816

Same, same

brian
Sep 11, 2001
I obtained this title through beard tax.

Sulphagnist posted:

I think we're past the point where major parties can just disappear. A major party like the Tories or the Republicans in the US have entrenched partisan support and a large media operation that will keep voters turning out for them no matter what.

I mean people said the same things about all the european centre left parties that have disappeared recently, it's called pasokification if you want to look it up

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/iggigg/status/1107692226543607810

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

brian posted:

I mean people said the same things about all the european centre left parties that have disappeared recently, it's called pasokification if you want to look it up

What European centre-left parties have recently disappeared? (not saying they haven't, just curious)

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Gort posted:

What European centre-left parties have recently disappeared? (not saying they haven't, just curious)

New Labour

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Gort posted:

What European centre-left parties have recently disappeared? (not saying they haven't, just curious)

pasok, the loving french socialist party, SPD is making ominous creaking noises, i guess that the PSOE is still alive after podemos went and hosed up their offensive, the Italian socdems are basically buried

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Gort posted:

What European centre-left parties have recently disappeared? (not saying they haven't, just curious)

PASOK in Greece, and the Socialists in France are the two major ones, and you also have Italy. Then in Germany and Spain the traditional centre left party have collapsed to under 20% in latest polling.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

jeremy corbyn makes more sense in that he's an attempt at reinventing a centre-left party rather than succombing to the death knell that seems to have been called over that group of parties in recent years. curiously the financial crisis seems to have been much worse for the establishment left than the establishment right

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


V. Illych L. posted:

jeremy corbyn makes more sense in that he's an attempt at reinventing a centre-left party rather than succombing to the death knell that seems to have been called over that group of parties in recent years. curiously the financial crisis seems to have been much worse for the establishment left than the establishment right

Its because the right doubled down on racism OP

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

also during the last twenty years the scandinavian social-democratic parties have been steadily bleeding talent and votes, to the point where i'd say that scandi-style social democracy is Actually Dead as a political project, leaving their parties pretty rudderless. the centre-left is in a really precarious position all told

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021

V. Illych L. posted:

curiously the financial crisis seems to have been much worse for the establishment left than the establishment right

Part of this is down to the media machine denouncing Keynesian lines of thought and instead pressing welfare spending as some kind of irresponsible luxury that governments splashed out on in the 90s. It forms a consensus among the public that Labour wants to, as Cameron often said, "max out the nation's credit card". "We're all in this together" carefully reaches the population by having us identify ourselves as responsible spenders and that is then a backdoor to insert the idea that Labour are not. It's an insidious narrative that requires no questioning of the financial sector's malpractice nor places the social responsibility of protecting the most vulnerable in society on anyone. Instead we're all just responsible spenders: keep working, keep spending, make ends meet. OBEY.

Azza Bamboo fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Mar 18, 2019

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
dont worry greece still has *strugglin to stifle laughter* syriza

PST
Jul 5, 2012

If only Milliband had eaten a vegan sausage roll instead of a bacon sandwich, we wouldn't be in this mess.
Holy gently caress the number of people who don't understand the difference betwen 'the privy council' and 'the government' is ridiculous. Not least the people who have this weird idea that the queen always agrees with everything her PM ever says, which is so not the case she's caused 2-3 of them to resign.

But the key part is that it's behind the scenes, never exposed, and privy council meetings would make the CIA jealous for how little gets leaked out of them.

But ohh no, If May wants parliament prorogued, the queen has to automatically do it.

Let's just ignore all the legislation that suddenly stops, and having to vote for a queen's speech that would include May's deal and be voted down for the most humiliating defeat of a government in the modern era (again...wait, again and again).

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/rosskempsell/status/1107702095791181824

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
the weirdest part of pasokification is the disappearance of the biggest thorn in the side of the center-left prior to the GFC, namely Europe

hard Euroskepticism on the left has suddenly exited stage, uh, left

the wave of politicization over European integration suddenly took an odd turn on the way to the forum, which speaks to the flexibility of the new parties, if nothing else

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Labour in Ireland are doing really poorly. They were never strong enough to govern on their own and always (except once) worked with FG in coalition. They pulled a Lib Dems and allowed and encouraged a lot of austerity (Labour Minister of Education immediately sought to cut funding for schools in poorer areas/that took in students who wouldn't normally finish schooling)

They went from their best result in 2011 of 37 seats to their worst ever result with only 7. Polling has them within margin of error of their last electoral results.

Most centre-left leaning voters seem to have gone to Sinn Fein, the centerists likely went to FG, and any left wing people probably went to PBP/Solidarity

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
i have no idea what's happening but it seems pretty funny.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

CoolCab posted:

i have no idea what's happening but it seems pretty funny.

https://twitter.com/isamyelyah/status/1107680615908950017

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

LOL scumbags

12 Shoah survivors pen open letter: ‘Corbyn’s bent over backwards to help Jews’

Dozen say they 'do not believe any prejudice against Jews is being perpetrated' by the opposition party

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A dozen British Holocaust survivors have published an open letter in The Sunday Times arguing that Jeremy Corbyn has “bent over backwards to help Jews”.

The letter was prompted by the recent announcement from the Equality and Human Rights Commission (EHRC) that it would investigate the Labour Party’s approach to antisemitism.

The signatories, many of whom are Orthodox Jews, say they “do not believe that any prejudice against or hostility towards Jews is being perpetrated by Labour,” adding: “If any exists within the Party, it is minimal and no more prevalent than in any other political party.”

Among those who signed the letter were Hungary-born Avigdor Langberg, who later founded Kay’s Supermarket and Deli on Golders Green Road, and Czech-born Leah Stern, who was liberated from Bergen-Belsen by the British after having also survived Auschwitz-Birkenau.

Defending the Party’s leader, they said “Jeremy Corbyn has in fact bent over backwards to help Jewish people” before chastising the Jewish communal leadership for having a political agenda.

“Media attention on the Labour Party in general, and on Corbyn in particular, is being generated by anti-Labour and anti-Corbyn mischief makers, who unfortunately are over-represented within the so-called Anglo-Jewish leadership, a leadership whose legitimacy is not recognised by mainstream Charedi Jews,” they wrote.

“The real current threat to Jewish life in the UK is the anti-religious education policies being relentlessly pursued by [national schools inspectorate] Ofsted.

“To our chagrin, they receive full backing and support from these so-called Anglo-Jewish leadership organisations, together with certain secularist groups, which display no compunction in discriminating against people with religious beliefs.”

https://jewishnews.timesofisrael.com/12-shoah-survivors-pen-open-letter-corbyns-bent-over-backwards-to-help-jews/

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

ronya posted:

the weirdest part of pasokification is the disappearance of the biggest thorn in the side of the center-left prior to the GFC, namely Europe

hard Euroskepticism on the left has suddenly exited stage, uh, left

the wave of politicization over European integration suddenly took an odd turn on the way to the forum, which speaks to the flexibility of the new parties, if nothing else

part of this is, i believe, the sudden onslaught of outright xenophobia as the driving force of anti-europe sentiment, which places the left in a really precarious situation. up here, the EEA is a huge loving issue for the unions and consequently for the broader left from Labour and the farmers' party through to the Reds. in e.g. france, it's obviously going to be different

the bizarre thing is that the EU has itself taken a very nasty xenophobic turn since the refugee crisis, but this doesn't seem to have shifted anything in this regard

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Jedit posted:

Because it will affect them.

It'll mildly inconvenience them. The Government let >120k people die to avoid putting up the tax on the middle class, what makes you think they won't be throwing medicine out of the relief convoys to make sure olive oil on?

Ataxerxes
Dec 2, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?

V. Illych L. posted:

also during the last twenty years the scandinavian social-democratic parties have been steadily bleeding talent and votes, to the point where i'd say that scandi-style social democracy is Actually Dead as a political project, leaving their parties pretty rudderless. the centre-left is in a really precarious position all told

In Finland the Social Democrats are in an upsurge, having been in the opposition for the past 4 years. Election in a bit less than a month.

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://twitter.com/DreamboatSlim/status/1107685234840162304

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