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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Haha look at Ogg! Eat beast flesh no red! Too many fire!

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Air spirit break tree spirit
Tree spirit break rock spirit
Rock spirit break air spirit.

Hmm me think on this...

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
All your cave belong to tribe

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
"Chieftan Troom is ok"

No! Chieftan Troom not ok! Ah! Ah! AAAAHHHH!

"AAAAHHHH!"

*both cavemen continue to scream wordlessly*

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Shut gently caress up! Shaman will put cave in stink place!

*goes back contemplates what means "tree"*

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Cave painting make you stupid

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


chieftain tell tribe that none will gently caress clear rock with hole. brave tribe member blork gently caress anyway. chieftain must eat animal skin on head

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

redm posted:

people trying to speak like cave people don't know how to express things without a lot of really complicated words that cave people probably wouldnt know

Eat choad.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

redm posted:

people trying to speak like cave people don't know how to express things without a lot of really complicated words that cave people probably wouldnt know
You think that's bad, most cavemen didn't even speak English

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Me want rate cave, but me no have conception of mathematics

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
There’s a front cave wall?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
me poop on big stick

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
"Get this:"
*holds up rock* "one"
*holds up shell* "one"
"Now hard part"
*holds up rock and shell* "two"

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
grober make own cave, tribe laff many laff

him have mud floor and make fire too close cave paintings burn off

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Lol anyone know what use bamboo hang out of grober cave??

Grober use pelts hold up cave wall *hoots like a simian*

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

SniperWoreConverse posted:

"Get this:"
*holds up rock* "one"
*holds up shell* "one"
"Now hard part"
*holds up rock and shell* "two"

*clubs you in a confused rage*

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
WHAT UP MY NEANDERTHALS

[gets clubbed to death and ground up into flour]

LMAO I DID IT

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

redm posted:

WHAT UP MY NEANDERTHALS

[gets clubbed to death and ground up into flour]

LMAO I DID IT

av look like contemplate bad choice but conclude not give zug zug

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
*holds up a cracked tablet*

archive's broken

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
*points to head lumps*
"One! Two! Three!"
*points to various objects*
"Three! You get!? You get!!"

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

dee eight posted:

av look like contemplate bad choice but conclude not give zug zug

sa have strange way of making me in particular very stupid while feeling quite smart while listening to others be smart

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Smart not real

Idea come from spirits not "smart"

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Smart not real

Idea come from spirits not "smart"

me not think of it in that way yet

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Is no change in good and evil,

You ugg, you zug

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Suck me dick. You ookman.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Hihohe posted:

Is no change in good and evil,

You ugg, you zug

me not think good or evil as thing but tool of man to sway side for fight

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Maybe ogg right? Put meat in fire... meat get fire? Eat meat, ME get fire???

Ogg maybe have fire? Bad idea fight Ogg?

Captain Blaargh
Apr 27, 2007

Yeah yeah yeah. How about some Scotch whiskey? You got any of that around here, or just a bunch of nonsense words?

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Maybe ogg right? Put meat in fire... meat get fire? Eat meat, ME get fire???

Ogg maybe have fire? Bad idea fight Ogg?

Me say not do it. Torg from other tribe say he cousin eat fired meat. He cousin burn tribesmen and burn down family cave and get banished to Dark Lands. Me hear you say, "But cave no can burn!" But me tell you Torg cousin have fire ghost inside him from meat and burn cave!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Ogg also have demon dog from pit with smush face. Bad dog! Ogg say no bad dog, only bad man. He call her Pwincess but she bite bite bite!

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Hmm. Maybe eat fired meat by lake. If fire ghost strong-strong go in lake drink water. Maybe get water ghost stop fire ghost.

Captain Blaargh
Apr 27, 2007

Yeah yeah yeah. How about some Scotch whiskey? You got any of that around here, or just a bunch of nonsense words?

Careful, if big-big fire ghost MAY BURN LAKE!

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Me go Wind Lake, learn real fired meats. Keep fire small. If me not come back, fired meat bad, or me get killed from tiger or Ogg ugly dog.

Remember "three" it good idea.

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


NEW THING!

wheel

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
Me go to Kronk's cave. He paint whole cave in style of eastern islanders, and collect many of their fertility idols. Me no think his idols look very "fertile." Too young, too small. Me no longer spend time with Kronk.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

pixaal posted:

NEW THING!

wheel

*kills you and tries to wear wheel on head*

unpleasantly turgid
Jul 6, 2016

u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

how is babby formed

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Me carry boulder...but me no find mate

Johnny-on-the-Spot
Apr 17, 2015

That feeling when he opens
the door for you
Me see Kronk again. He still obsessed with islander art. Tells me story of Goku, warrior who abandons brood to fight and hunt. Me enjoy this story. He tells me second story of sneaky boy with heart of fox who desires to become chieftain of his tribe. This story too long and me lose interest, so I ignore Kronk again.

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
there front painting on cave ??!!?

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