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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

luxury handset posted:

sending bikini shots to my dad on twitter as i waste away from scurvy, rickets

...to own the libs

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VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.
https://www.facebook.com/OccupyDemocrats/videos/369045497282106?sfns=mo

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
Not to be too blue but that's not a "daddy/daughter" scenario is it? Are they blood related or is it a thing? I ask but honestly I'm not sure which is creepier.

Franks Happy Place
Mar 15, 2011

It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the dank of Sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by weed alone I set my mind in motion.

Feldegast42 posted:

She does look like a millennial who had her brain scooped out and filled with an old boomer ala-Get Out

Galt Out would lack the subtextual sting of the original, but capitalists already harvest the blood of the young, so 8/10

Reik
Mar 8, 2004

luxury handset posted:

sending bikini shots to my dad on twitter as i waste away from scurvy, rickets

You can look great while eating an all meat diet, just don't come crying to me when your liver explodes.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
This might have been posted a ways back, but this hosed me all the way up

https://twitter.com/nkjemisin/status/1107462676362477568?s=19

Deified Data
Nov 3, 2015


Fun Shoe
The pro-strat is labeling extremely unsafe spaces as pro-Trump and letting god sort out the rest

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Ripoff posted:

A very normal family living the American dream, nothing creepy here!


Jaxyon posted:

The Canadian dream.

A Canadian Horror Story: Scurvy

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Failed Imagineer posted:

This might have been posted a ways back, but this hosed me all the way up

https://twitter.com/nkjemisin/status/1107462676362477568?s=19

AKA “I got punched in the face at an IHOP for demanding to see a waitress’ green card.”

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Failed Imagineer posted:

This might have been posted a ways back, but this hosed me all the way up

https://twitter.com/nkjemisin/status/1107462676362477568?s=19

Way old.

But would it surprise you to learn that app was also super insecure and all their user data was scraped pretty much immediately? Because that's what happened.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Failed Imagineer posted:

This might have been posted a ways back, but this hosed me all the way up

https://twitter.com/nkjemisin/status/1107462676362477568?s=19

Oh it gets better

https://twitter.com/fs0c131y/status/1105260936305274880
https://twitter.com/fs0c131y/status/1105266621612941312

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

ReidRansom posted:

Way old.

But would it surprise you to learn that app was also super insecure and all their user data was scraped pretty much immediately? Because that's what happened.

Conservatives can't meme, but also can't code

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
It's always fun to remember that the reason why "safe space" and "triggered" is half of all political discourse now is because conservatives are mad about undergrads wanting to accommodate sex assault victims.

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

https://www.vox.com/identities/2018/3/15/17117298/mike-pompeo-trump-secretary-of-state-politics-battle-evangelical-holy-war-christian

quote:

During his tenure as CIA director, and before that as a member of the House of Representatives, Pompeo has consistently used language that casts the war on terrorism as a cosmic divine battle of good and evil. He’s referred to Islamic terrorists as destined to “continue to press against us until we make sure that we pray and stand and fight and make sure that we know that Jesus Christ is our savior is truly the only solution for our world.”

Cool.

Tormented
Jan 22, 2004

"And the goat shall bear upon itself all their iniquities unto a solitary place..."

Reik posted:

You can look great while eating an all meat diet, just don't come crying to me when your liver explodes.

100% she is cheating on it. Like many diets, people will justify cheating on it in multiple ways.

Your body is really good at demanding what food it requires to get the nutrients it needs. If your missing something your body will suddenly make you super hungry for something and make other food that has nutrients it has a lot of seem less appetizing. I bet she just "once" going to get that drink with huge amounts of lemon or orange juice and tells herself oh its just once. So she truly believes she isn't "cheating" on her diet.

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Doctor Butts posted:

I guess it depends on how many jobs are at stake.

Compromise, Universal Healthcare + 30 years of salary for everyone who loses their job in the health insurance industry.

ummel
Jun 17, 2002

<3 Lowtax

Fun Shoe

qkkl posted:

Compromise, Universal Healthcare + 30 years of salary for everyone who loses their job in the health insurance industry.

Jokes on you, those people are all temps/subcontractors, but thx for 30 years of executive pay.

Parakeet vs. Phone
Nov 6, 2009

Tormented posted:

100% she is cheating on it. Like many diets, people will justify cheating on it in multiple ways.

Your body is really good at demanding what food it requires to get the nutrients it needs. If your missing something your body will suddenly make you super hungry for something and make other food that has nutrients it has a lot of seem less appetizing. I bet she just "once" going to get that drink with huge amounts of lemon or orange juice and tells herself oh its just once. So she truly believes she isn't "cheating" on her diet.

I don't know man, Jordon almost died after sipping on apple cider. Surely she wouldn't take the risk :). I still can't decide which is funnier. Lying about almost dying making GBS threads yourself because you cheated on all meat diet, or actually loving your stomach up that much with an all meat diet.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better


It's honestly a bit worrying. Trump knows that the only people who support him are red hats and crazy Christians, and even the red hats sometime doubt him. Quadrupling down on the Christian connection sounds like a great way to spawn people who want to be martyrs

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Not going to lie; really don't care if Kermit Peterson's chud daughter is cheating on her T-Rex diet so she doesn't get scurvy and have liver failure

Just say they are both dumb, because they are

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Parakeet vs. Phone posted:

I don't know man, Jordon almost died after sipping on apple cider. Surely she wouldn't take the risk :). I still can't decide which is funnier. Lying about almost dying making GBS threads yourself because you cheated on all meat diet, or actually loving your stomach up that much with an all meat diet.

Jordan Peterson makes a lot of really obvious dumb lies.
https://twitter.com/zei_nabq/status/1016040736377196544?s=20
The record for no sleep is just over 11 days.

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013
UHC doesnt necessarily mean all the people in insurance industry lose their jobs. The government will need people to administrate claims in a single payer system, and much of it would be contracted to the people who already know how to do it

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Owlofcreamcheese posted:

Actual single payer is used in almost no countries, while lots of countries have really good universal healthcare systems compared to the US. I think a lot of people want to just point at europe and say "yeah, that seems good" and have one of their systems and don't care if it's some most perfectly ideologically pure system. Going from what we have to what already exists most places is a lot easier to swallow than making up something more untested from scratch. Like the netherlands is best healthcare on earth and it's a system that is basically just obamacare but more. Stuff like that seems like the most attainable systems while also being demonstrably super good.

It bears mentioning, and I've used this to at least a little success in getting people to admit the US system is turbofucked even if they don't agree on my preferred solutions, that even the worst implementations of single-payer/socialized/nationalized healthcare in other developed countries are still leagues better than the American system.

The downside of pointing to other systems is dipshits love to go "Well we can't just implement the British system here it wouldn't work we're a different country" as if anyone's suggesting literally just copying the text of someone else's legislation rather than using it to demonstrate that better systems can exist, and there are abundant ideas on how to transition to something better.

CAPS LOCK BROKEN
Feb 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

More budget details have been released and like prior budgets, he has hard on for NPR and PBS


https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1107724620499685376

Given that NPR is a koch funded joke that puts out disingenuous hitpieces on good things like SSDI it should probably be defunded and left to fend for itself. A traditional public broadcaster charges all radio and TV havers a license fee to fund programming. NPR is charity radio that begs its listeners for money while relying on huge grants from billionaire foundations.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Behold, and witness the end of not only Beto's Presidential run, but also his political career and quite possibly the end of people not openly spitting in his face every time he steps out in public. You just don't come back from a burn like this.

https://twitter.com/LisPower1/status/1107680560267304964

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Tormented posted:

100% she is cheating on it. Like many diets, people will justify cheating on it in multiple ways.

Your body is really good at demanding what food it requires to get the nutrients it needs. If your missing something your body will suddenly make you super hungry for something and make other food that has nutrients it has a lot of seem less appetizing. I bet she just "once" going to get that drink with huge amounts of lemon or orange juice and tells herself oh its just once. So she truly believes she isn't "cheating" on her diet.

citric acid crystal encrusted salmon steaks.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

https://twitter.com/MichLKosinski/status/1107750639529009158
https://twitter.com/MichLKosinski/status/1107750942802362369

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Behold, and witness the end of not only Beto's Presidential run, but also his political career and quite possibly the end of people not openly spitting in his face every time he steps out in public. You just don't come back from a burn like this.

https://twitter.com/LisPower1/status/1107680560267304964

Stav Halkias already brutally owned him with the nickname Beat Off My Pork, not sure how he's still living

Uncleanly Cleric
Oct 17, 2005


Piell posted:

Jordan Peterson makes a lot of really obvious dumb lies.
https://twitter.com/zei_nabq/status/1016040736377196544?s=20
The record for no sleep is just over 11 days.

Wasn't there a person with Fatal Familial Insomnia that lasted like, 4 months or so? But, that's a prion disease, and unfortunately Peterson doesn't seem to have that one.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


https://twitter.com/gunsmoslem/status/1107607050723491842

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Of course private healthcare can survive the implementation of UHC

All they need to do is to provide a better service at a lower price! Give people who leave the UHC system a small tax break that they can pay for their healthcare with and all the insurance companies need to do is temper their expectation of profit and offer a better product. Capitalism!

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

I long for the days when "faith based media" didn't loving exist and certainly wasn't invited to loving press briefings with cabinet members.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Hunt11 posted:

I would be very happy if this marks the begging of the end for him.

Pewds is probably one really good heated gamer moment away from being deplatformed everywhere and he probably knows it

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Behold, and witness the end of not only Beto's Presidential run, but also his political career and quite possibly the end of people not openly spitting in his face every time he steps out in public. You just don't come back from a burn like this.

https://twitter.com/LisPower1/status/1107680560267304964

Christ is the debunked alpha/beta poo poo ever going to die?

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Chilichimp posted:

Christ is the debunked alpha/beta poo poo ever going to die?

Lots of animals have alphas

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Chilichimp posted:

Christ is the debunked alpha/beta poo poo ever going to die?

It's a yardstick that measures masculinity in no definable way other than allowing weak dudes to call themselves alpha, so no.

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.
Most countries with single payer have private insurance. It's considered a work benefit at a lot of places, just not a requirement.

Most UHC plans on the table in the US have plans for dealing with people who lose their jobs in the transition.

Some UHC systems, like Germany, are entirely private but that probably wouldn't work here because they're regulated to gently caress and back.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Chilichimp posted:

Christ is the debunked alpha/beta poo poo ever going to die?

Well the king of the intellectual dark web Dr. Peeperson loves that poo poo and his hogs eat it up, so probably no

Reik
Mar 8, 2004
If we had medicare for all we would still have medicare advantage administered by private insurers and medicare supplement policies.

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Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

Chilichimp posted:

Christ is the debunked alpha/beta poo poo ever going to die?

I love it for making fun of people who always think they're the alpha "hey real alpha move declaring your'e the alpha, totally not a beta attempting to up his status at all" and also I can make fun of them for being fooled by out of date animal behavior theories.

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