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Me cut into supporting wall of cave to make poop hole. Me am smart.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Buffy was woman dog and let's just say human culture not developed enough to have morality yet
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Mar 18, 2019 23:19
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redm posted:WHAT UP MY NEANDERTHALS nice making mountain angry to send moving fire
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Johnny-on-the-Spot posted:Me go to Kronk's cave. He paint whole cave in style of eastern islanders, and collect many of their fertility idols. Me no think his idols look very "fertile." Too young, too small. Me no longer spend time with Kronk. Johnny-on-the-Spot posted:Me see Kronk again. He still obsessed with islander art. Tells me story of Goku, warrior who abandons brood to fight and hunt. Me enjoy this story. He tells me second story of sneaky boy with heart of fox who desires to become chieftain of his tribe. This story too long and me lose interest, so I ignore Kronk again. Ug , this MukNugga’s walk thru
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Ug , this MukNugga’s walk thru Lol
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Mar 19, 2019 00:46
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me put rock around water hole me go in sometime club me woman bring her here, she like
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Mar 19, 2019 02:09
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Johnny-on-the-Spot posted:Me see Kronk again. He still obsessed with islander art. Tells me story of Goku, warrior who abandons brood to fight and hunt. Me enjoy this story. He tells me second story of sneaky boy with heart of fox who desires to become chieftain of his tribe. This story too long and me lose interest, so I ignore Kronk again. What is "islander", What is "art"? What is "Goku"? Your story too long.
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Mar 19, 2019 02:28
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Me am return! With power of fired meats! Fired meats dangerous -- if you not know! Burn hands and mouth! Water no good make meats taste bad like mud. Wind no good make meats hard chew. Need special plant, need this *holds up proto cabbage* Cold Slaw! Cold Slaw cold. Good for fired meats.
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Mar 19, 2019 02:41
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Me not defeated, me not defeated, me roar as me become yellow bump food.
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Mar 19, 2019 02:43
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best move to hide long stick between legs when next to cave woman is to pretend to be fierce saber tooth
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Mar 19, 2019 02:58
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Curse thread, banish OP to deadly, uncaring wilderness
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Islander painting bad.
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Mar 19, 2019 03:39
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Damo posted:what?? u not use stone knife to cut boom booms?? Look at big throw here who afford sinew to make knife
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Mar 19, 2019 03:53
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Who What Now posted:Why are you trying to make points in this thread? Just let people have fun.
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Mar 19, 2019 04:23
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just chisel
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Many people begin eat fire-meat. Cookfire go up in every cave. Just trend. Gog say it last two moons, tops.
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Mar 19, 2019 04:37
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Gog find better way: put meat in bag with water not very hot. Then go sleep. Now eat meat!
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Foot covering good for meat moving while on trek
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Mar 19, 2019 05:22
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Valko throw yesterday dinner at netflix for removing funny show. Give shiny rock to hulu instead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF62JqMX0Xs
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Mar 19, 2019 05:25
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YOU HAVE ASCENDING ROCK PILE IN CAVE???
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Invents porn before fire. Draws boobs all over the cave wall and runs, gigglesnorting, to masturbate in the corner. Instead of men hunting and women gathering, the women are all out spearing fish and talking poo poo, and the men are inside complaining about politics and hardware specs. Invents stairs, but cannot figure out how to.put them inside dwelling. Vapes out of a hollowed-out tibia. Defeated the raiding tribe of Ebaumsworld. E: i misunderstood this thread. Zaurg, why not buy horse? It cut grass. Then you can eat. Horse much smaller in the Neolithic. Maybe small horse bad for goons. Ung.
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pixaal posted:NEW THING! wheel crazy clan over hill next valley wat is vee teck?
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Mar 19, 2019 07:40
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100,000 shiny leaves - poor 100,001 shiny leaves - slicey fall down knife
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I tried getting in touch with my inner cro magnon one hunting season many many years ago. It was a big mistake and it cost me three thousand dollars in fines and loss of all hunting and fishing privileges in the states of Montana, Idaho, and Wyoming for five years. The night before opening day, I went down to the basement and built a fire in the fireplace then stripped down naked and started dancing around. I guess I was making some huffing or ugh type sounds, but I don't recall a lot of the details. There was whiskey and hashish involved, you see. A lot of whiskey and hashish. I'm pretty sure at one point I took a crap on the fireplace hearth and then drew pictures of elk and deer on the wall with my own feces. Mrs d8 said I broke the kid's hockey stick by beating it on the poo poo pictures while I was shouting "MO LUWEEKA, MO LUWEEKA!". I sort of remember her crying and running up the stairs and slamming the door really hard. She might have wedged a kitchen chair under the doorknob. I crawled out a window just before sunrise. I grabbed a baseball bat from the garage and found some hunter orange spray paint on the workbench, too. It was a good thing I remembered to at least put on my underwear (tighty whities if you must know) before I exited the "cave". So, now I had my weapon and I was legal as far as displaying X square inches of blaze orange clothing. It was time to go hunting! It was a ten minute lope under a waning half moon to a game trail I knew. I knew also that there was an old Douglas Fir tree that overhung the game trail. A nice tall tree with concealing branches and a good view uphill and down. That's where I'd wait, perched on a low branch, Louisville Slugger in one hand, the other gripping the next branch up. Not even a dozen heartbeats after the sun peeked over the Eastern horizon, a nice bull elk came strolling uphill. He was young, but good sized with a fair sized rack. He'd probably been feeding off some of the hay bales still in the fields and was looking for a place to bed down for a while. The wind was in my face as I watched without moving. Don't turn your head when you watch. That slight movement might give you away. In a minute or two or three or four the elk will walk directly under you. A five foot drop onto enough protein to feed the family for a couple months. I landed square and grabbed an antler even as the bat connected for the first time. The beast surged forward but landed flat on its belly. I slammed the bat down again and again and screamed MO LUWEEKA MO LUWEEKA MO LUWEEKA. When I was sure the elk would not move again I had a lot of blood all over me, and some brains, but I figured that was okay by cro magnon standards. Anyways, as I was dragging it home, a FWP game warden happened to see me and decided to check me out. He agreed that my loincloth met the legal requirement for blaze orange, and I did have a valid hunting license (I had duct taped it to my thigh the night before), and then he looked at my weapon and frowned. "I'll have to examine that", he said. The next thing I knew, he was writing tickets and citations and cussing under his breath the whole time.
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Grevling posted:Gog find better way: put meat in bag with water not very hot. Then go sleep. Now eat meat! gog stupid, no such thing as "bag"explain bag where "not very hot" water? Hot spring water hot! All other water cold or stinky! Me not put meat in stinky waters, ask gog mom. Splicer posted:100,000 shiny leaves - poor ritually deflesh shiny leaf havers gary oldmans diary posted:grog think sun ok with abortion same. If leave baby out sun kill it anyway.
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Bogg bad chief. Kill Bogg. (USER WAS EXILED FROM TRIBE FOR THIS POST)
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Me hubba-hubba Op's mama.
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me hope him get 3 handspan length in exile cave
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How does one create a new life? What causes a mother to become as such?
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FactsAreUseless posted:let's just say human culture not developed enough to have morality yet sometime consent it make righteous!
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Mar 19, 2019 11:25
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op is homo. homo habilis.
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Me give all my things for magic counting rocks. Shaman say counting rocks backed by spirits. In ten summers one counting rock is like fifty fifties of bear pelts. Now it three bear pelt, but it grow. Me investor. E: All counting rocks are gone! Me die when winter come now! Paladinus fucked around with this message at 11:49 on Mar 19, 2019 |
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Mar 19, 2019 11:46
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Ugg hear many Man-stick only 4 berries long. Make Ugg feel not good.
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Zog like apple. Zog no like ant roid.
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Me become shaman of cave for get strong. Me said eat only chewy white part meat and bird rocks. Me banish all who say this not make strong from cave. Now me chest hurt.
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Who What Now posted:Me become shaman of cave for get strong. Me said eat only chewy white part meat and bird rocks. Me banish all who say this not make strong from cave. Now me chest hurt. seek assistance
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Paladinus posted:Me give all my things for magic counting rocks. Shaman say counting rocks backed by spirits. In ten summers one counting rock is like fifty fifties of bear pelts. Now it three bear pelt, but it grow. Me investor. should got "coin" it not need spirits
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