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if the effort you put in (as the pranker) is inferior to the embarrassment that comes out (of the prankee) -- is the joke 'on you'? by what scale and/or quantity of magnitude? i've often thought about this and it seems it would be pretty relevant here. e: inferior to = greater than 
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Jim invites Dwight to go skeet shooting with him, but loads the pigeon launcher with Dwight's entire collection of hentai DVDs.
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Mar 19, 2019 02:25
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Jim pees in a cup and throws it at Dwight in the parking lot. It’s AIDS pee and now Dwight has AIDS
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Mar 19, 2019 03:53
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Jim and Dwight, locked in mortal combat, tumble together over Reichenbach Falls. Neither of ther bodies are found.
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Mar 19, 2019 03:58
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Jim sets up Dwight and Jo Bennett to hook up at a company party. As soon as it's about to go down Jim calls an uber for Jo to take home to safety. Dwight goes down to the warehouse to bang Jo without knowing she is already headed home. When Dwight gets down there he sees "Jo" and they start performing oral sex on each other. With his cock in a mouth and a cock in his mouth Dwight doesn't notice Jim walking in and removing the wig and latex mask that Stanley was wearing. Dwight orgasms at the same time as Stanley and finally realizes what's going on after he swallows Stanley's load. The next day Stanley and Dwight are both getting coffee and both reach for creamer at the same time. Dwight recoils at first but then puts his hand back onto Stanley's. Jim looks at the camera and says "Garmonbozia" and vomits up creamed corn.
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Mar 19, 2019 05:28
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Tiberius Christ posted:jim gets dwight to scream the n word at phyllis
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Mar 19, 2019 05:55
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Zane posted:if the effort you put in (as the pranker) is inferior to the embarrassment that comes out (of the prankee) -- is the joke 'on you'? by what scale and/or quantity of magnitude? i've often thought about this and it seems it would be pretty relevant here. Sponge Baathist posted:Jim sets up Dwight and Jo Bennett to hook up at a company party. As soon as it's about to go down Jim calls an uber for Jo to take home to safety. Dwight goes down to the warehouse to bang Jo without knowing she is already headed home. When Dwight gets down there he sees "Jo" and they start performing oral sex on each other. With his cock in a mouth and a cock in his mouth Dwight doesn't notice Jim walking in and removing the wig and latex mask that Stanley was wearing. Dwight orgasms at the same time as Stanley and finally realizes what's going on after he swallows Stanley's load.
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Mar 19, 2019 05:57
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Jim murders Dwight in the parking lot in cold blood, mugs at camera then turns the gun on himself
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Mar 19, 2019 06:05
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What show is this, i'm confused
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Mar 19, 2019 06:05
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Jim resigns from his position at the office, and the sudden lack of meager work ethic he provided causes the entire branch of the company to collapse. With nobody good enough to replace him, EVERYONE loses their jobs, and Jim smiles at the camera at his new job at McDonald's. Dwight comes in for a burger one day, and Jim spits in it.
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Mar 19, 2019 06:36
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What I'm getting from this thread is that Jim is a piece of poo poo and Dwight is the best character on the show who isn't Steve Carell.
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Mar 19, 2019 06:39
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Jim smiles at the camera. Dwight is screaming, but Jim smiles at the camera.
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Mar 19, 2019 06:41
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"haha nice" said Jim as Dwight died.
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Mar 19, 2019 06:48
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gets him liquored up on beet vodka (jim plays drunk, and tosses the shots like he learned from Rashida Jones' character) flies him to TIjuana on a bender and pays a back alley surgeon to remove his vocal cords and leaves him naked, drunk and drugged in a seedy back alley
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Mar 19, 2019 07:02
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- Jim replaces the salmon roe on Dwight's sushi lunch with spider eggs. Dwight doesn't notice anything amiss until a few hours later when hundreds of baby spiders begin pouring from his nose and mouth. Jim did this to get back at Dwight for not holding the door for him earlier.
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Mar 19, 2019 07:05
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- Jim cyberbullies Dwight into eating a bunch of eggs for charity, but the result is anticlimactic and doesn't put Jim in the best light.
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Mar 19, 2019 07:19
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Gologle posted:What I'm getting from this thread is that Jim is a piece of poo poo and Dwight is the best character on the show who isn't Steve Carell. 
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Mar 19, 2019 07:27
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I just keep coming up with porno ideas 
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Mar 19, 2019 07:27
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Anyone think it was weird that at the end of the show Dwight said that Pam was his best friend. They barely interacted, literally never hung out, and she was just as much a shithead prankster towards him as Jim was. I thought it was a weird and not at all believable reconciliation between him and Pam at the end of the show.
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Mar 19, 2019 07:34
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fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf posted:Anyone think it was weird that at the end of the show Dwight said that Pam was his best friend. They barely interacted, literally never hung out, and she was just as much a shithead prankster towards him as Jim was. I thought it was a weird and not at all believable reconciliation between him and Pam at the end of the show. Who would you nominate as Dwight’s best friend?
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Mar 19, 2019 07:59
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Jim and Pam just blow off work to feed ducks at the park. Where’s Dwight? He’s been ground up into duck feed.
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Mar 19, 2019 08:01
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Applewhite posted:Jim and Pam just blow off work to feed ducks at the park. Where’s Dwight? Pam, "Did you know Dwight thought I was his best friend and now we're feeding him to ducks." Jim and Pam, "LOL."
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Mar 19, 2019 08:05
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Jim tells Dwight that the hole in the men's bathroom is for a private penile confession. It's really a gloryhole, and Creed is on the other side.
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Mar 19, 2019 08:10
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As Dwight Schrute awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a giant insect. “Jiiiiiiiim!”
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Mar 19, 2019 08:21
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- Jim saves up all his earwax for months then gives it to Dwight as a candle.
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Mar 19, 2019 08:23
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- Dwight comes in to work and discovers his desk has been rotated 90 degrees into the fourth dimension
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Mar 19, 2019 09:05
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Applewhite posted:- Jim saves up all his earwax for months then gives it to Dwight as a candle. Creed eats the earwax candle thinking it's hash
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Mar 19, 2019 09:08
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- Jim sneaks into Dwight's house at night and builds an exact replica of the office around him so when Dwight wakes up the next morning, Jim is sitting there clucking his tongue at how shameful it is that Dwight was asleep at his desk.
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Mar 19, 2019 10:57
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Jim uses alchemy to create a tiny homunculus, standing about 2 feet tall, that looks and acts like Dwight. He brings it to the office before Dwight arrives and sets it at his desk. When Dwight arrives the homunculus begins screeching and clawing its own face off.
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Mar 19, 2019 11:52
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Jim switches the n and m keys on Dwight’s keyboard so that he makes slightly embarrassing typos. Jim smiles smugly.
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Mar 19, 2019 12:04
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Jim buys Dwight an all expenses paid flight to New York. Expecting another one of his pranks, Dwight fidgets in his seat. Cut to Jim sitting in pilots cabin, twin towers ahead.
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Mar 19, 2019 12:06
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Jim licks Dwight's face and proclaims "This is the taste of a liar!'
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Mar 19, 2019 12:22
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like english office except jim actually makes dwight cum with his rear end thus making him actual gay
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Mar 19, 2019 12:34
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Dwight comes into work one day to see that Jim has covered his desk in Astro-turf, is wearing a colorful assortment of golfing clothing, and is standing on said desk holding a golf club. As Dwight walks in, he putts a ball into Dwight's pencil cup, which falls to the floor. "Fore!" Jim yelles confidently, despite saying in a talking head interview that he doesn't know anything about golf. (Not shown: a twenty-minute monologue from Andy about golf, Cornell, and the crushing disappointment of his father.) Dwight, a man with two full-time jobs and several leisure-time commitments who really doesn't actually have time for this whimsical bullshit, finally snaps. "Why don't you suck my loving dick, Halpert?" he says. The office grows silent. A cigar falls from Meredith's stunned mouth. Stanley opens one eye in anticipation. Jim is taken aback at Dwight's sudden challenge. He can see Pam watching him stupidly with her dumb Pam face out of the corner of his eye. All eyes are on him as he clears his throat and, with bravado he doesn't quite feel, says, "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" It's not a great line, but Dwight whips off his glasses. "No," he says decisively, "Why don't YOU put YOUR money where MY mouth is?" Jim has no choice. His manhood is at stake, in more ways than one, and he is Dwight's direct superior, a hierarchical position that Dwight respects far more than he who holds it. As the horrified office looks on, Jim unzips his Dockers, revealing a hilarious pair of novelty boxers. "Let's get to work," he says weakly, a strange fluttering in his own throat. KELLY: "Yawn, like, over it! I read three hundred and seventy-two Twilight fanfics about Edward and Jacob, and it was HOT, I mean like really really hot, but then I was like, 'is this kind of lame?' I mean, it's kind of lame to write a story about something that already exi--" MEREDITH: "Solid performance. Four outta five. Better than what I was already watching." TOBY: *defeated sigh* (Cut to a shot of the break room. Jim and Dwight are tenderly embracing. Pam, her eyes filled with tears, faces the camera.) PAM: "I guess I'm canceling my wedding...again..." e: did not read the post above mine, but I'm glad it's there
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Dwight walks into the employee bathroom to find Jim whispering "gently caress you" into a broken mirror. Jim's hand is bleeding and he is clearly weeping. "Nice try, Jim, but not this time!" Dwight says smugly as he turns around and leaves to go take an absolutely massive beet-poo poo in the warehouse bathroom. Cut to interview Jim: "I knew the crying was too much. That's what gave it away."
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Mar 19, 2019 12:51
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Jim fills a gas tank with farts over the course of a year, uses a glass cutter to make a hole in Dwight's window, then uses the tank's hose to fill his car with farts. Jim tapes the circle of glass back and smiles. It is 85 degrees out, and sunny. Dwight doesn't notice because he lives on a farm and smells poo poo all day. Jim kills himself because why not, Jim sucks.
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Mar 19, 2019 12:55
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Jim puts Dwight's stapler in jello again. Dwight informs HR at HQ, filling a joint legal case against Jim and the company for not stopping Jim's ongoing harassment. Dwight gets a million dollars in compensation. Jim looks at the camera.
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Jim exposes a small spider to the effects of radiation and places it in Dwight's lunch. While eating, Dwight is bitten on the tongue. A week later he begins to feel strange - as if his perceptions have been heightened, his reflexes boosted, his 'Dwight-sense' vastly enhanced. Fabricating a skintight suit, he takes it upon himself to use his powers for good by apprehending minor criminals and hooligans, binding them in his sticky weblike secretions. One day while exploring the sewers beneath Scranton, Dwight stumbles into Spider Man, who dies trying to prevent Kingpin from starting the Super Collider machine. Alternate dimensions collide as Dwight struggles to band together with the other 'Spider-people' and shut down the Collider.
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Mar 19, 2019 13:12
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Jim pulls the fire alarm, which causes the sprinklers to automatically turn on and the fire department to be called. A huge ruckus ensues that disrupts not just Dwight's work day, but the work day of everyone who ever bothered Jim! Then, knowing that the fire department will not respond to further crying wolf by the Dunder Mifflin Co building, he lights a real fire on Dwight's desk.
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Jim kills himself in front of Dwight, scarring Dwight for life and causing Dunder Mifflin to eventually shut down as nobody wants to work in that office any more. Three months into unemployment, Dwight sees Jim sitting at a restaurant. He walks up to him and is convinced it's Jim, but the man is sitting with a different family and nobody knows who "Jim Halpert" is and the family members all produce photographs as proof that this isn't a prank. Convinced it's still a trick, Dwight sneaks outside Pam's house to see if Jim's there. He watches Pam through the window playing with the kids, then she slowly turns towards the window and locks eyes with Dwight. She smiles and Dwight sees that her teeth are filed down to sharp points. She points and the kids open their mouths to show they also have the filed down cannibal teeth. They start to run for the front door, screaming and laughing. Dwight drives home as quickly as he can and sees a fire burning in his front yard. He puts it out and finds human bones there. The police are called and discover that the bones belong to a homeless person who went missing several months ago. Dwight doesn't tell them the story about Pam, but simply says he was out for a night drive before finding the bones. One of the cops suggest Dwight set up some cameras around the farm, just to be safe. The next morning Dwight heads into the city to buy security cameras when a cop pulls him over. He looks at the man and realizes it's the Jim lookalike from the restaurant. He's about to make a joke about what a small world it is when the cop shoots him twice in the gut. "My kids are starving, Dwight, you have to understand that's the only reason I did this. They're so hungry and they just keep screaming!" Dwight hears his passenger door open up, followed by the same screaming laughter from last night.
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